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patrice
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_Nexus_
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_Nexus_
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GBRedneck
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patrice
6:32:11
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patrice
6:38:38
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B00
8:00:04
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B00
11:04:52
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B00
11:23:26
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B00
12:02:05
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GBRedneck
15:09:46
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GBRedneck
15:09:54
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GBRedneck
15:30:06
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GBRedneck
17:19:12
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PhilipJohnBirch
18:23:43
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PhilipJohnBirch
18:23:53
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campionuk
18:30:58
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Ewen
18:40:58
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Ewen
18:41:08
Evening!
MaJiKman
18:41:32
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MaJiKman
18:41:49
Evening all
Ewen
18:43:27
Hey Martin
MaJiKman
18:44:58
Im watching greenie bang on about apple keyboards, again
MaJiKman
18:48:28
Wow this is getting to be real multi-tasking, watching the show, here in the chat room and #the-slackroom
batwench
18:53:52
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batwench
18:54:32
@Ewen shows start again toniught dont they?
B00
18:56:14
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pearcen
18:56:16
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ljpuk
18:57:30
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B00
18:57:31
good evenin
Mullerbiker
18:57:36
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MaJiKman
18:57:39
boy do Peroni bottles look weird on green screen
Mullerbiker
18:57:47
Hello everbody
B00
18:57:55
aye up Mullerbiker
batwench
18:58:42
hiya
batwench
18:58:57
I have sound
B00
18:58:58
evening BW
batwench
18:59:19
I gather the chat is still in here
maccast
18:59:30
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batwench
18:59:32
Thank you ewen for clearing that up
Mullerbiker
18:59:44
batwench yep
batwench
19:00:08
Does ewen know it looks like he has a hole in chest
B00
19:00:12
yeah dont confuse me
batwench
19:00:30
Glad he said that to open the curtain not to take off clothes
ljpuk
19:01:31
HI EVERYONE
B00
19:01:42
ljpuk hiya
Mullerbiker
19:01:55
B00 hiya
batwench
19:02:40
Beer or Wine ?
Mullerbiker
19:03:13
The guest are dribbling @ewen?
Mullerbiker
19:03:53
Im using icloud photo library…. ok ish
batwench
19:04:12
I have had my 1st ever storage warning on my ipad today.
Mullerbiker
19:05:17
batwench
19:05:22
@AppleMusicHelp
Mullerbiker
19:06:02
WE should put Patrice on line NEIN
MaJiKman
19:07:12
in one ear out the other hey
Serenak
19:08:38
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batwench
19:08:51
But I am a member of LMUG
Mullerbiker
19:09:12
batwend Im BMUG
Serenak
19:09:34
and I am SMUG (Suffolk MUG)
batwench
19:09:42
LESS OF THE SENIOR
Mullerbiker
19:10:20
My Baggage Machine wont run Tiger
Mullerbiker
19:10:37
Babbage …. ahhh
batwench
19:10:37
I still know someone who has it.
MaJiKman
19:11:14
Ewen I'm only the vice chairman, Paul Foster is our chairman
ljpuk
19:11:35
nice youtube link Mullerbiker
MaJiKman
19:12:26
We still enjoy a few beers though
B00
19:13:41
think @Ewen just had a ♥ attack lmfao 😂
Serenak
19:14:22
we are a non profit MUG… except our problem is we keep ending up with a surplus at the end of the year
batwench
19:14:54
That is not the contrast he is looking for
Serenak
19:15:29
its the Gamma that is wrong
Serenak
19:15:36
thets it
Mullerbiker
19:16:06
Doc Rock like lee salt balls
DocRock
19:16:46
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DocRock
19:17:00
Merry New Year Peoples
maccast
19:17:16
Happy New Year All
DocRock
19:17:27
ljpuk new mic?
DocRock
19:17:58
Gonnasyphilherpaaides is going around
ljpuk
19:18:07
DocRock same Yeti
batwench
19:18:09
I get wind warnings every other day in Cumbria
ljpuk
19:18:13
good or bad?
DocRock
19:18:18
Good
ljpuk
19:18:23
thanks
ljpuk
19:18:24
:)
batwench
19:20:40
Bing translate
Mullerbiker
19:20:49
I leaned my German from my copy of Nien Kamph
ljpuk
19:21:15
Mullerbiker thought you were going to say blue movies
maccast
19:21:16
Duolingo
patrice
19:21:27
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campionuk
19:21:38
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batwench
19:21:45
I have problems with English. They tired to teach me Welsh for 5 years - no hope
ljpuk
19:22:16
batwench we didnt get the option of learning Welsh just German and French - grew up near Pontypool
patrice
19:23:17
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batwench
19:23:26
ljpuk: had it in Primary and Secondary. I read it better than I speak it
campionuk
19:24:10
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batwench
19:24:17
Patrice is a german on a british tech show with an american flag behind him. I am confused
Mullerbiker
19:24:30
Polish Markets
DeepPan
19:24:32
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patrice
19:24:44
@batwench That’s how I like it :P
batwench
19:25:02
Do German towns get English markets?
DocRock
19:27:07
DeepPan
19:27:33
Would the English markets in Germany have those striped carrier bags made of the thinnest plastic known to man? :D
ljpuk
19:27:50
DeepPan probably :)
DocRock
19:27:52
240 years later and Brits like Ewen are still talking about the Revolution :P
ljpuk
19:28:27
DocRock ;-()
Mullerbiker
19:28:41
Where is Whitey Bouy
DeepPan
19:29:07
Hey DocRock, in the US, 240 years is considered distant history! ;-)
Mullerbiker
19:29:24
Santa may take you off the mist list?
DocRock
19:29:31
DeepPan yes cause we are just wee lads country wise
DeepPan
19:29:45
lol DocRock :)
batwench
19:29:57
So therefore their shares proably dropped in price
batwench
19:31:11
How long do they have to keep their share options for (generally)
campionuk
19:31:55
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Mullerbiker
19:32:51
Fan Bouy alert
campionuk
19:33:00
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Mullerbiker
19:33:39
DocRock on your fore head
DeepPan
19:34:09
Doesn’t Doc live too close to Manchester to be a United fan? :D
Mullerbiker
19:34:33
DocRock I support Birmingham City…. thats a fan bouy
DeepPan
19:35:00
plus the profit margin they make per item
batwench
19:35:48
Talking about Translation errors: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35251478
ljpuk
19:36:29
MullerBiker thats two of us, fellow bluenose here too
Mullerbiker
19:36:56
ljpuk :)
DeepPan
19:37:04
If an analyst posts a prediction about shares, it’s just to manipulate the share prices to their advantage
DocRock
19:37:32
Mac sales alone in the last four quarters have hit $25 billion. This product alone is are lager than all of Facebook’s sales ($16 billion) and are 35% of all of Google’s revenue. Yes, the 'dead Mac’ is 35% of Google.
MaJiKman
19:37:42
Man Utd Rock Doc
Mullerbiker
19:37:48
apple is the new microsoft :)
Ewen
19:37:56
Pointless comparison Doc
MaJiKman
19:38:12
Does that make Tim the new Monkey Boy
B00
19:38:39
million
B00
19:38:44
not billion :p
MaJiKman
19:39:49
Statistics damm statistics
Mullerbiker
19:40:07
How much is a billllllllllliiiiiiiiiioooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn dollars
ljpuk
19:40:30
you can use statistics to prove anything - 70% of people know that :)
patrice
19:40:38
:P
DeepPan
19:40:57
is there a March Apple event? In which case, are the analysts pumping the Apple share price now so they can short it for post-Apple event (Apple share price always drops right after an event)
batwench
19:41:13
I like cat videos
Mullerbiker
19:41:22
Apple watch is failure… was in Bullring the ipad pros 3 went whilst I was there… the apple watch the desk noone was around it
ljpuk
19:41:36
dont forget GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
batwench
19:41:59
FB makes adverts foucses
Mullerbiker
19:42:47
What is apples core buisness :)
DeepPan
19:42:57
And Apple does a stock buyback whenever their shares drop
patrice
19:43:34
DeepPan: They have been buying back stock for years now
DeepPan
19:43:41
yep
Mullerbiker
19:43:50
and a you might get a Bluetooth headset in the box
DeepPan
19:44:09
once they have all the stock, no longer a public company, no need to release figures :)
batwench
19:44:20
Mullerbiker: and they will make it the most uncomfortable one EVER
MaJiKman
19:44:25
Thats number dyslexia
DocRock
19:44:42
BT Headphones for ease of use and Lightning Headphones for Sound Quality.
Mullerbiker
19:44:43
My ipone would :)
Mullerbiker
19:44:51
got a battery case on it
DeepPan
19:45:36
They’ll have to have a DAC in the headphones, won’t they?
Mullerbiker
19:45:38
my Nokia bluetooth headphone lasted 8 hrs
Mullerbiker
19:46:54
Wifi headphone. :)
batwench
19:46:59
A $100 dongle
Mullerbiker
19:47:21
NFC headphones
batwench
19:47:46
THey have been working on a thingy that beams the sound directly into your brain
DocRock
19:48:13
I'm with ljpuk not on 7 Cycle but with maccast it is coming
Mullerbiker
19:48:26
batwench they use that on DocRock and Patrice to buy stuff
DeepPan
19:48:31
If the 3.5mm jack goes from the phone, will it go from all the laptops & desktops too?
patrice
19:48:37
lol
DocRock
19:48:44
DeepPan Please
MaJiKman
19:48:46
Thats called your ear Batwench
batwench
19:48:57
How thin can they make the phone without the jack.....
B00
19:49:10
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Mullerbiker
19:49:22
Beats are crap…. get some BOSE
patrice
19:49:28
lol
patrice
19:49:30
NOPE :P
patrice
19:49:58
batwench: Not much.. but the port uses up a lot of space
batwench
19:50:02
I like my bob marley headphones. Mind you my hearing is buggered from working rock gogs
Gordon_Keenan
19:50:04
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B00
19:50:09
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MaJiKman
19:50:45
Is that Rock Gods or Rock Gigs
Mullerbiker
19:50:51
DocRock better that having the phone up the user Arse
DeepPan
19:50:56
isn’t the moisture indicator inside the headphone jack on the iphone?
DocRock
19:51:22
Giggs with two G's ... never forget that.
Mullerbiker
19:51:27
maccast you need chi charging
MaJiKman
19:52:08
No Doc, got it right, God
ljpuk
19:52:10
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ljpuk
19:52:26
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ljpuk
19:52:34
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ljpuk
19:52:42
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DocRock
19:53:16
Sir Ryan Giggs OBE to be correct :)
Mullerbiker
19:53:19
so what are you saying no port in a storm?
B00
19:53:26
Lol
Serenak
19:53:59
Actually DocRock it is Giggs with 3 Gs :D
batwench
19:54:27
Went off Ryan Giggs when he couldn’t be bothererd to come back from holiday to attend his granddads funeral
ljpuk
19:55:00
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ljpuk
19:55:21
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DeepPan
19:55:24
What’s the latency like with the latest version of bluetooth?
MaJiKman
19:55:41
Thats a bit harsh Betwench, you may not know all the details
MaJiKman
19:57:40
I keep losing the show due to the crappy Internet services we get from BT round here.
batwench
19:57:49
MaJiKman: I know that him and his dad dont get on, so it might be something there.
batwench
19:59:02
I hate to break it to you, but people have made square watches before apple
Mullerbiker
19:59:23
They be worth loads in future
SwampRat
19:59:33
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MaJiKman
20:00:48
Admittedly I was disappointed that he did the dirty on his wife and family.
SwampRat
20:01:37
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batwench
20:02:58
As a gentleman of honour (well almost) sincerely promise that BritishMac150 will be out this Sunday.I've even update https://t.co/79aN06Pe2fhttps://t.co/79aN06Pe2fhttps://t.co/79aN06Pe2f
batwench
20:02:59
1 retweet
batwench
20:03:00
2 likes
Mullerbiker
20:05:01
Now one reply
batwench
20:05:13
EWEN you need one of these to help you with your watch: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Great-Ideas-Bracelet-Helper-Fastening/dp/B004S0TVZ8
Mullerbiker
20:05:37
In Yorkshire that would be AIAIEO
Mullerbiker
20:06:06
Good book…. bought few of his books
batwench
20:07:44
lol
DeepPan
20:07:48
might want to wash it before you use it to put your watch on :D
B00
20:07:57
lol lolol
patrice
20:08:14
yeah.. you better ;)
Mullerbiker
20:08:52
Backroom boy alright
batwench
20:10:56
This one comes with added bondage ideas: http://pennymiller.com.au/shop/bracelet-helper/
ljpuk
20:12:12
Mullerbiker
20:12:22
DocRock you could voice Cleveland :)
Ewen
20:13:29
Other pics please
patrice
20:13:34
db
20:16:12
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DocRock
20:16:46
somebody poured a scotch
DocRock
20:16:50
on the rocks
Ewen
20:17:08
Rocks my arse @Doc! - Single Malt Bushills
Ewen
20:17:12
Bushmills
Ewen
20:17:25
Green Label tho so I cant show it
DocRock
20:17:30
hahahaha
DocRock
20:17:39
I can almost smell it
ljpuk
20:17:46
golden axe!!!
patrice
20:17:47
Trsansparent label :P
Ewen
20:17:49
Beats all your Japaenese shite
ljpuk
20:17:53
gonna have to get an apple tv now
DocRock
20:17:57
Subjective
Mullerbiker
20:17:58
Or I could just watch paint dry or grass grow
DocRock
20:19:14
http://www.appleworld.tod ay/blog/2016/1/6/lexar-announces-new-jumpdrive-c20i-a-3-in-1-ios-flash-drive
Mullerbiker
20:21:12
My camera just links with wifi no dongle to my iphone
B00
20:21:55
:|
db
20:22:03
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trigger
20:22:18
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patrice
20:23:22
DeepPan
20:24:00
I think I like the new pick too :)
Serenak
20:24:22
my pic is MultCloud.com
Serenak
20:25:11
access and manipulate a large number of your cloud storage services
Mullerbiker
20:26:29
Whine scanner…. we could detect Doc
DeepPan
20:29:32
MaJiKman
20:29:45
bugger it gone again
patrice
20:30:10
That’s also a good book @Doc!
DeepPan
20:31:22
Bottle of Thunderbird for sir? :D
batwench
20:31:32
I dont mind you I drink lambrini
B00
20:31:32
Haha
Gordon_Keenan
20:31:43
Buckfast Special :)
B00
20:32:08
Gordy when did you sneak in lol
batwench
20:32:13
Gordon_Keenan: i know that as f**kfast
Gordon_Keenan
20:32:13
Spook!
Gordon_Keenan
20:32:27
lol batwench
batwench
20:32:35
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batwench
20:32:53
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Mullerbiker
20:34:24
Hula Hoops?
Gogs
20:35:26
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DeepPan
20:35:51
Get the landing net, we’ve got a big ‘un hooked!! :D
Mullerbiker
20:37:19
PaulW
20:37:27
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Mullerbiker
20:37:46
DocRock I had 15
batwench
20:38:14
Cricket = Sport wirtg
batwench
20:38:19
sport with ma
batwench
20:38:32
sports with meal breaks factored in
DeepPan
20:39:02
Beer is drunk too!
Mullerbiker
20:39:02
patrice its going in the sun and drinking beer
PaulW
20:39:19
Cricket is one of sport i don't have the first idea about
patrice
20:39:20
@Mullerbiker If I can drink wine instead, I’m in
batwench
20:39:26
anal
B00
20:39:33
Beads
ljpuk
20:39:42
are
Gogs
20:39:53
I can see this going downhill fast now :)
patrice
20:40:00
yep :P
B00
20:40:05
Lol
MaJiKman
20:40:21
de Villiers
DeepPan
20:40:57
Just like Fosters isn’t sold in Auz :D
campionuk
20:42:40
Evening !
maccast
20:42:44
Thanks chatroom
DeepPan
20:42:51
laters
Ewen
20:42:54
BIG Show in 15 mins
MaJiKman
20:43:00
I’ll pay to see Doc v Muller
maccast
20:43:15
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DocRock
20:44:10
I'm ex Army too
DocRock
20:44:18
Desert Storm 1
DeepPan
20:44:58
Is Muller gonna have to switch to Sit-n-piss? :D
MaJiKman
20:45:23
Great to have the show back, brilliant now on Thursday, Got to go to do my Quiz night. Night all.
campionuk
20:46:21
@ewen what line am I dialling in on ?
MaJiKman
20:46:32
Thats the old man way DeepPan
MaJiKman
20:46:49
I know I'm that man
DeepPan
20:47:18
Wine is really dependant on the year and region, no the age
DeepPan
20:47:31
not the age
DeepPan
20:47:53
yep, what was in the barrel previously too
ljpuk
20:48:06
Just grabbing a few things, be back for BIG
MaJiKman
20:48:23
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PaulW
20:48:25
Doc if you come over for the bash we should go on a couple of distelery tours??
PaulW
20:48:34
*DocRock
campionuk
20:48:57
@ewen Lee said he was grabbing something and would be back
DeepPan
20:49:02
BTN distelery tour? Where do I sign up? :)
campionuk
20:50:00
@ewen which line for me mate ?
PaulW
20:50:37
DocRock Isla?
DeepPan
20:51:29
Always love the Irish stuff
paulums
20:51:48
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PaulW
20:52:04
DocRock come to Scotland?!
PaulW
20:52:47
DocRock yeah you can drink (before 9pm)
DocRock
20:53:35
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DeepPan
20:54:00
’t car?
Mullerbiker
20:54:58
I taking over the photo show channel on BTN
PaulW
20:55:05
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DeepPan
20:55:09
you didn’t miss much
Mullerbiker
20:55:34
Black Pudding Bertha she Queen of Northern Sole
B00
20:56:00
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trigger
20:56:09
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
20:56:17
Oh, lets make a death star, lets give it a weakness of an exhaust port”!!!! Three times!!!
DeepPan
20:56:49
sit-n-piss
db
20:57:04
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Serenak
20:59:47
ZED!
DeepPan
20:59:50
you could say that “muller takes the piss”, but apparently he can’t do that either! ;)
batwench
21:04:13
I am at last now there
Serenak
21:04:18
Ive had it as little as 30secs on HTML5 but on Chrome it’s 2
batwench
21:04:45
It missing a black pudding and whippet
Serenak
21:05:42
not so healthy after you fry it though :D
Mullerbiker
21:08:13
batwench evil
Mullerbiker
21:08:35
Eye buy gum
Terry
21:09:04
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Gazmaz
21:09:10
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batwench
21:10:21
Gazmaz: loving the tweed
Mullerbiker
21:10:23
has gaz got his iphone yet?
Gogs
21:10:29
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Mullerbiker
21:11:11
23rd Jily Bash get in
DeepPan
21:12:45
about 20 years! :D
batwench
21:12:51
Gazmaz: if you check into B36 Travel lodge rom 22-24th July only £68 for all nights
Mullerbiker
21:13:04
Norfolk still waiting for the Moleminum
Gazmaz
21:13:08
WooHoo :)
Terry
21:13:23
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Mullerbiker
21:13:41
Ellis is Ewen :)
batwench
21:14:29
paulums: have already booked
Mullerbiker
21:14:53
batwench you offering paulums a bed?
batwench
21:15:23
Mullerbiker: as long as Paulums doesnt have cold feet and can put up with Mr B
SwampRat
21:15:26
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DeepPan
21:15:50
the final nail in Twitters coffin
Mullerbiker
21:15:53
I dont…. but I have vocal bottom
Mullerbiker
21:16:31
250 max and not count @ stuff of hash tags
batwench
21:16:50
I thought they had the 140 limit becuase of the text message size in usa
Serenak
21:17:09
that is what I read too - DMs can be 10K
Serenak
21:17:47
bizarrely UK SMS is 160 chars
Mullerbiker
21:18:00
anyone dose more than 250 will be unfollowed
Serenak
21:18:15
I think it would help if URLs didn’t count
Mullerbiker
21:18:31
Yes
Serenak
21:18:57
and perhaps the @s
Mullerbiker
21:20:23
Writeyyy you not in slack room…
paulums
21:20:54
mullerbiker thats coz you're in there :-)
Mullerbiker
21:21:08
ohh I hurt
Mullerbiker
21:21:43
Got over it…
Mullerbiker
21:22:31
Kick and clap…. ouch Campion
Serenak
21:22:43
I wish you could mute hashtags… you can’t in the official client as far as I can see
campionuk
21:23:17
I stand by it @mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
21:23:45
camionuk lets start the fight :)
SwampRat
21:23:48
I only use Twitter on the web page, haven't seen a way to mute hashtags there either
Mullerbiker
21:24:02
my mate has the same arument
DeepPan
21:24:10
Twitter are still searching for a method to monitise the platform. This is another dead-end for them
ljpuk
21:24:12
SwampRat not sure you can do that via web
DeepPan
21:24:31
Why would anyone by twitter?
DeepPan
21:24:42
buy
Mullerbiker
21:24:49
facebook might buy it
Mullerbiker
21:26:23
Buy an android phone :)
Mullerbiker
21:26:44
patrice is going max fan bouy>?
patrice
21:27:09
LOL
patrice
21:27:15
for google, though?
Mullerbiker
21:27:29
patrice ok arley barley
Mullerbiker
21:27:52
patrice you wont get the last reference
patrice
21:28:09
I didn’t
Mullerbiker
21:28:20
ask Ewen
Mullerbiker
21:28:31
or Capion
patrice
21:28:32
I’m asking YOU :P
Mullerbiker
21:28:55
patrice better verbal… its bit complicated
Mullerbiker
21:30:03
You will obey
Mullerbiker
21:31:11
I like the football stuff on twitter
Mullerbiker
21:32:08
Gazmaz Not that again
Mullerbiker
21:32:38
I computent
Gazmaz
21:32:40
Not quite what you think Muller
SwampRat
21:32:46
I'm signed up with too many sites already.
paulums
21:32:49
How does one mute mullerbiker
patrice
21:33:59
@paulums You have to do that in person
Mullerbiker
21:34:08
paulums come to Brum
Mullerbiker
21:34:24
paulums… and drink
paulums
21:34:46
mullerbiker I don't drink any more
Mullerbiker
21:35:33
They profited out of bullshit
DeepPan
21:35:33
Um, posted the picture on facebook, therefore facebook own the pic
batwench
21:36:17
Surley the maker of the dress (ie Roman Orginals) would have gotten in on the ownership gig
DeepPan
21:36:51
Couple does interviews about unknown dress colour #SlowNewsWeek
batwench
21:37:05
Gazmaz: the dress is on sale: http://www.romanoriginals.co.uk/invt/70931
pearcen
21:37:19
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Gazmaz
21:37:34
Buy it :)
pearcen
21:37:35
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batwench
21:37:51
Gazmaz: funnily it is out of stock
Mullerbiker
21:37:52
He not a professonal its not porn
DeepPan
21:38:22
in a shop then?
Serenak
21:41:27
having just read that I read it as more they want to be recognised as the people who took it …. and the root of the interesting scientific puzzle it brought to light
Serenak
21:41:50
rather than any particular “remuneration:
DeepPan
21:42:27
you have updates available Ewen :)
DeepPan
21:42:30
click
Ewen
21:42:41
Thanks Deepan
SwampRat
21:42:52
I made a resolution several years ago to stop making resolutions. So far, I've stuck to it.
batwench
21:43:07
Are they advertised as a medical device? Probably not
DeepPan
21:44:12
Wrist based heart rate monitors will show low numbers compared to chest-straps for “irregular movement” sports.
Mullerbiker
21:44:52
paulums fat boy fat boy run
DeepPan
21:47:43
running, walking, etc, will be reasonably accurate. But something like football, the wrist monitor will always be lower than a chest strap
Mullerbiker
21:47:51
apple watch saved someones life….. but they are being sued as they stole the tech
paulums
21:48:15
#LetEwenFinish
Mullerbiker
21:49:21
I got microsoft band I get 300 steps for being in bed
Gazmaz
21:49:45
Sounds like a restful night Muller
Gazmaz
21:49:58
Shakakan
campionuk
21:50:05
I could well believe that @mullerbiker remember it’s measuring your wrist action
DeepPan
21:50:25
Mullerbiker still had to get his right hand drunk! :D
batwench
21:50:53
DeepPan: he lies on it
db
21:50:59
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Mullerbiker
21:51:25
campion tuche
DeepPan
21:51:32
the only accurate thing will be an ECG, anything else is just there as an incentive
Mullerbiker
21:51:34
I will be back
BronwynECG
21:51:47
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Mullerbiker
21:52:21
campion or a sheep no shagging
campionuk
21:52:32
back in one min.. daughters woke up..
DeepPan
21:54:32
all at leg height
Mullerbiker
21:55:07
Its in China only
batwench
21:55:28
I have never heard the term “Vapour wear” until tonight and it is all over the shows
Mullerbiker
21:55:39
Anywher on Google maps +/_ 100 meters
Mullerbiker
21:56:22
I be exstatic too
Mullerbiker
21:56:26
NOT
Serenak
21:56:40
last tweet: Perhaps this wasn’t my best purchase ever…
DeepPan
21:57:14
possible flight vid https://youtu.be/86gbl4DmU-I
DeepPan
21:57:34
can’t quite tell if it’s real or rendered
Mullerbiker
21:58:26
I want a Jetson Car
DeepPan
21:58:55
yeh, I’m not sure if it’s real or not
patrice
21:59:01
CES = Vapour Ware Show :P
Mullerbiker
21:59:45
Like shadows cannt be photoshoped
patrice
22:00:15
Almost every Hollywood moview proves that you can do almost anything nowadays
Mullerbiker
22:00:26
buttt buuttt I caaannn annnnseeeerr yoooy
Mullerbiker
22:02:16
Anti Microsfot aircraft
batwench
22:03:19
no good films then
batwench
22:03:29
Retro is the new now
pearcen
22:04:21
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BronwynECG
22:04:43
Cleveland Museum of Natural History Patron Spots a Tiny VW Bug Mixed in With the Insect Collection http://laughingsquid.com/cleveland-museum-of-natural-history-patron-spots-a-tiny-vw-bug-mixed-in-with-the-insect-collection/
DeepPan
22:05:04
When Sony sold their first 4k tv, it came with a box with 4k movies stored on it in a hard disk!
Serenak
22:05:43
That’s good BronwynECG
Serenak
22:05:48
I liked that
BronwynECG
22:05:50
:)
batwench
22:08:02
BronwynECG: I saw that bug story earlier today. I thought it was awesome
Serenak
22:08:06
It’s the Razor Principle
DeepPan
22:08:09
This will increase the drive of Netflix to get their content servers in ISP cabinets
batwench
22:08:24
That quality would not work on our intranet.
Serenak
22:09:29
a bad movie in 4K is not better than the same stinker in 720p
ljpuk
22:09:33
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SwampRat
22:09:46
Shooting TV in 4K would make it future proof, at least for a while. No one thought of higher quality in the 70's and 80's, judging from all the standard def videotaped shows from that era.
DeepPan
22:09:46
TV companies are pushing 4k to get people to renew their TVs, as most didn’t bother with 3D
ljpuk
22:09:53
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Gazmaz
22:10:34
Agreed DeepPan who’s really pushing this format
DeepPan
22:10:48
campionuk
22:11:02
for me 3D was simply a fad.. I had and still have zero interest in wearing 3D specs at home to watch content
patrice
22:12:28
@campionuk same here
Mullerbiker
22:12:53
sorry you asking people with good connection… my vote Meh… I god good
Serenak
22:13:02
did you forget the UK2 bit in the Mac Show??
Serenak
22:13:12
I don’t remember it being there
Mullerbiker
22:15:40
Black pudding server?
batwench
22:16:32
Did you know that tomorrow is the inecption day of Roy Batty?
Mullerbiker
22:16:56
Slept on the couch
Mullerbiker
22:18:32
Chris is on a promise
batwench
22:19:13
Ewen - just
DeepPan
22:19:44
It’s a lightsabre!!
Mullerbiker
22:20:03
YOPO sucks off ypou iphone
batwench
22:23:42
Still no Raplh Mcquarry (sp)
BronwynECG
22:24:17
Judge: Lawyer who filed class-action suit against Apple is "manifestly incompetent" http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/01/class-action-lawsuit-over-apple-iphone-warranty-falls-apart/
batwench
22:24:45
Ewen - lets not go there….
batwench
22:25:07
paulums: I LLLOOOURRRVVVVEEEE the film
DeepPan
22:25:10
Leia was a dude!!! :D
patrice
22:25:50
batwench
22:26:23
ljpuk: have you seen the PRICE
ljpuk
22:26:33
yup :(
batwench
22:26:44
patrice: you are cyloning
DeepPan
22:27:13
oh no, not bill nye
Mullerbiker
22:28:31
ATMOS Ewen is invading the Earth
Serenak
22:28:40
Nut2 Bluetooth Tracking Tag - £7.95 on Amazon
Gordon_Keenan
22:30:30
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:31:55
ACTION sees bottle of brown liquor in Mullerbiker’s slack room pic of the studio and wonders how much of it is left :P 
batwench
22:33:37
INformatiave????
Mullerbiker
22:33:38
I was forgotten as the back ground laugh track
Mullerbiker
22:34:24
Donate all your black pudding
batwench
22:34:30
Or win the lottery jackpot and give the money to BTN
BronwynECG
22:34:49
ACTION makes a face at Mullerbiker’s black pudding 
patrice
22:35:26
Thanks chat room for another great show!
campionuk
22:35:42
Great show everyone !! Happy New Year !!!!
DeepPan
22:35:43
thanks all
Gazmaz
22:35:46
C’ya Chat room
Gazmaz
22:35:48
:)
SwampRat
22:35:59
<< Leaves the chat room
Gazmaz
22:35:59
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
22:36:00
adios all
batwench
22:36:25
night all see you on the slack side
batwench
22:36:27
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:37:23
another report ewen Another report claims Apple will kill the headphone jack on the next iPhone http://www.theverge.com/2016/1/7/10733372/apple-iphone-headphone-jack-kill-report
Ewen
22:37:43
Did that in theMac Show @BronwynECG
BronwynECG
22:37:57
I thought so but I was sure if it was the verge one
BronwynECG
22:38:03
was NOT*
BronwynECG
22:38:37
was half asleep at the time
Serenak
22:38:49
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DeepPan
22:40:26
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BronwynECG
22:40:29
<< Leaves the chat room
ljpuk
22:40:41
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paulums
22:40:42
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
22:41:02
<< Leaves the chat room
Ewen
22:41:16
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Mullerbiker
22:41:32
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patrice
22:42:01
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
22:42:33
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patrice
22:44:43
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