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DeepPan
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B00
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LeeG
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Paul_
19:58:18
EVERNING DUDES!!!!!
LeeG
19:59:46
Hey Paul you OK? I'm ringing in but no answer....
Paul_
19:59:59
LeeG I am in the room, Ewen is still setting up
LeeG
20:00:04
If I've got Skype issues again I'm going to go nuts.
LeeG
20:00:21
Ah, gotcha.
batwench
20:01:21
Ewen - not ready now there is a surprise
Serenak
20:01:22
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DeepPan
20:01:30
Evening all
JeffG
20:01:38
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LeeG
20:02:22
in which case I'm going to make a quick brew before we start - brb
mullerbiker
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batwench
20:03:12
MMMMMM Tea. At least he can do that. I am currenlty in Frankley Service Station Car park
paulums
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campionuk
20:03:49
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LeeG
20:03:51
and you are tuning in batwench? That's BTN committment right there
batwench
20:04:24
The joy of an Macbook air and tethering via mobile phone
paulums
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campionuk
20:04:37
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20:04:44
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paulums
20:05:00
So who is wearing pants
BronwynECG
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B00
20:05:15
nowt new there then paulums
batwench
20:05:21
This is what happens when you go for a curry trhe show doesnt start on time
Serenak
20:05:46
loved the Dalek Xmas tree et al Batwench (and others)
paulums
20:05:48
The show never starts on time and B00 you know the form
batwench
20:05:56
Serenak: thanks
batwench
20:06:12
Mr Batwench has currenty gone to change his pants.....
mullerbiker
20:06:15
JeffG he ran you down I defended yo
batwench
20:06:27
is there a feed up yet mullerbiker
JeffG
20:06:41
Thanks, Mullerbiker!
mullerbiker
20:06:42
No we been drinking
campionuk
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campionuk
20:07:00
Evening Boys & Girls
mullerbiker
20:07:00
Feeds up
DeepPan
20:07:07
Evening :)
batwench
20:07:12
Tell ewen fed up with motor way
mullerbiker
20:07:16
campionuk: we drunk again 😎
campionuk
20:07:39
good work boys ! @mullerbiker
DeepPan
20:07:46
BukakeTechNetwork? :D
campionuk
20:08:21
has Paul_ sobered up yet or is it just topped up ?
batwench
20:08:36
campionuk: probaly just topped up
MaJiKman
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batwench
20:08:44
mullerbiker: for the win
MaJiKman
20:08:54
Evening all
campionuk
20:09:43
Paul_ is on form
batwench
20:11:00
mullerbiker: All of you are being called BASTARDS by both Mr B and myself as you are drunk and have been at curry house.
campionuk
20:11:00
can already hear that this ones gonna be a classic..
Serenak
20:11:19
so what was up with those pics you posted Ewen? Got some sort of distortion going on :D
DeepPan
20:12:18
Buy a drink? A pint, or just a short …… :D
Serenak
20:12:26
and will Santa be chairing the quiz of the year?
batwench
20:12:28
HIya BronwynECG
Ewen
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batwench
20:12:56
Evening Ewen - I MADE IT
Serenak
20:13:00
youre in mate
campionuk
20:13:03
Evening Ewen
KellyG
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mullerbiker
20:13:50
batwench: got bottle of Jura gonna get ugly
batwench
20:13:51
mullerbiker: you are as we are in Brum area syuck on M6/M5 for 2 hors
DeepPan
20:13:58
Speak up Brown, you’re through!
Serenak
20:14:43
I suspect an autocorrupt for Bronwyn there
mullerbiker
20:14:45
batwench: it was fucked up last too
batwench
20:15:11
Paul_: Edingburh is built on a volcano - it is not flat
campionuk
20:16:28
ha Mullerbiker.. thats terrible but funny as F!
batwench
20:16:43
Please do not make the show too funny, Mr Batwench is driving in M5 now and I dont want him to crash...
mullerbiker
20:16:44
JeffG: crash the rocks
DeepPan
20:16:58
Ewen, correct show ident in the lower right? :)
batwench
20:17:08
DeepPan: nope :0)
campionuk
20:17:13
yep, this is def gonna be a classic
DeepPan
20:17:35
No problem :)
batwench
20:18:04
I currenlty now have the show audio running through the car stero
batwench
20:18:52
Mr Batwench and I am STILL in brum.. Its wet so I would rather not
DeepPan
20:19:03
…. in the garage, with the hose pipe in the window!! :D
campionuk
20:19:12
hell fire paulums
LeeG
20:19:49
brb - kids awake
DeepPan
20:19:52
Birmingham can have that effect on some women (I guess)
batwench
20:19:52
Mr B is driving I am a passenger
batwench
20:20:06
NOw back on M5
batwench
20:20:28
JeffG: the MauMobile is not big
DeepPan
20:20:31
unleaded!!
Serenak
20:21:05
damn - there was a whole VIP right there
campionuk
20:21:12
Gutted I couldn't make the show tonight now..
DeepPan
20:21:13
you boys need to do a curry before at least one show a month :)
batwench
20:21:25
I missed it - mobile signal missed out
batwench
20:22:33
Paul_ and kelly pilled on top of each other///////
campionuk
20:23:32
mullerbiker hits the hatrick
Serenak
20:24:14
start agin… have to do it again then won’t we dear
mullerbiker
20:24:32
campionuk: I'm on fire
batwench
20:24:37
Dnarkkkkk
mullerbiker
20:26:15
January what year
batwench
20:26:22
LeeG: don’t worry I am working on rage show
batwench
20:27:12
can someone who has live feed record it?
batwench
20:28:20
Or what you do when dogging
campionuk
20:28:38
KellyG you need to down 4-5 beers quick to catch up to this lot
Serenak
20:28:49
sell your sooouuul
batwench
20:28:57
I may not be able to get to end of they show. Running on battey power!
DeepPan
20:29:46
Is the lipsync out for anyone else, or just my feed?
mullerbiker
20:29:54
Feel it coming Fnar Fnar
batwench
20:29:58
Live from Norwich its paulums of the century
Serenak
20:30:03
no he just nodded off for a bit :D
batwench
20:30:06
DeepPan: thought it was me
mullerbiker
20:30:15
What about my joke show?
batwench
20:30:17
Windows???
DeepPan
20:30:27
batwench, about 3-5 seconds?
KellyG
20:30:28
campionuk: Starting slow with a cider. (:
batwench
20:30:36
mullerbiker: you dont have enough funny onez
Serenak
20:30:51
Wheaters been on the Cider and look at the state he’s in :D
batwench
20:30:59
Rip off
mullerbiker
20:31:03
batwench: I have you know I'm a star in the making
batwench
20:31:12
A ball of burning gas
mullerbiker
20:31:42
paulums: try using electric now magic beans
Serenak
20:31:43
it’s all his Xmas lights
campionuk
20:31:45
is paulums jacking my bandwidth this week???
batwench
20:31:58
its all of the tardis’s on his pants
DeepPan
20:32:02
Someone else in Norwich just starting using the internet! :D
Serenak
20:32:34
and yes the lipsync is whacked
batwench
20:32:38
Ewen: where did you get all of your pop vynals from - they rock
mullerbiker
20:33:02
Myer could do a wonderful job on me 😎😂
batwench
20:33:14
we already have
Serenak
20:33:17
already started that Ewen
batwench
20:33:28
paulums: you may not get your show out before ww3 starts
Serenak
20:33:33
about 1 hour after the vote the Tornadoes were in the air
batwench
20:33:54
Serenak: not that they had been preping already
DeepPan
20:34:05
So many sound bites ! :D
Serenak
20:34:12
of course not… just “prepared” like all good Boy Scouts
GBRedneck
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20:34:25
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mullerbiker
20:34:33
Fight fight fight
batwench
20:34:37
Serenak: don’t think they are doing a bob a job fund rasier
DeepPan
20:34:46
Zuckerberg shares, anyone? :)
mullerbiker
20:35:09
DeepPan: yeah I have some
campionuk
20:35:16
link the app in here KellyG
batwench
20:35:27
According to Mr B it is UK only but in UK would be Codafone
Serenak
20:35:55
btw Paulums my daughter made one of those pyramid “holo” viewers last night
Serenak
20:35:59
it worked good
mullerbiker
20:36:01
Only the one I thought that was Highlander
Serenak
20:36:14
even if hers ended up a bit wonky
batwench
20:36:20
Do you how difficult it is to type while in a moving car
paulums
20:36:24
Serenak - awesome! Did it work well??
Serenak
20:36:42
yes it was good if a bit small
mullerbiker
20:37:06
Set enak: that's what she said
paulums
20:37:21
Serenak - I made one 8 times bigger and used an ipad. It was awesome
Serenak
20:37:23
fnar fnar Mullerbiker
paulums
20:37:49
Mullerbiker rated 18 for What the Fuck!!!!
Serenak
20:37:50
that was her next plan - she found a suitable fruit bowl online for about £5
batwench
20:38:33
!7th over her KellyG
campionuk
20:38:38
I haven't got mine yet..
SwampRat
20:38:55
I gave up on Star Wars after Lucas started farking up the original trilogy
Serenak
20:39:00
coming to my “small market town” cinema after Xmas
batwench
20:39:05
I have mine - I also have a dress, starwars shoes and a wookie coat to ewar
KellyG
20:39:10
SwampRat: He's hands off this round.
Serenak
20:39:14
planning to go en famile
KellyG
20:39:21
didn't write it or direct it
mullerbiker
20:39:34
paulums: is in s different time space interfaces with his jammies
mullerbiker
20:39:56
Star snores
batwench
20:40:01
Does anyone know if the Star Wars was filmed in 4k?\
SwampRat
20:40:04
KellyG: Not impressed with Abrams either, "Mr. Lens Flare". Couldn't sit through 10 minutes of that Star Trek movie he did.
mullerbiker
20:40:29
batwench: it was filmed last year not in future
B00
20:41:22
is it me or are they all out of synch?
Serenak
20:41:29
viewmaster
batwench
20:41:29
B00: yes
mullerbiker
20:41:33
Ewen: your got sweaty at the bash yuk
SwampRat
20:41:34
B00: Same here
Serenak
20:42:02
you can now get a real 3D Viewmaster for iPhone
mullerbiker
20:42:14
Pay l_: you looking for the indecent
DeepPan
20:43:06
Isn’t that Google all over? Make a solution looking for a problem
batwench
20:44:03
mesa luv Jar Jar
batwench
20:44:37
There will be no ion beams from the death stars - just lense flares!
batwench
20:45:14
About to enter M50 - my signal may die as I enter the Shire...
batwench
20:45:33
Is this coming up on Serenak name or mine - Batwench
batwench
20:45:43
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20:45:44
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20:46:28
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SwampRat
20:46:36
I've never watched 1,2,or 3
batwench
20:46:40
OK we need a StarWard specical show
KellyG
20:46:41
don't start now (:
Serenak
20:47:02
its on yours Batwench - I get that sometimes
DeepPan
20:47:03
Totally agree with Ewen on that
Serenak
20:47:12
it appears to you to belong to someone else
batwench
20:47:16
Serenak: I had me on you
DeepPan
20:47:57
I thought that was the whole idea, realising his mistakes and trying to fix them with Luke
DeepPan
20:48:39
No Ewen, I thought the same
GBRedneck
20:48:46
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Serenak
20:49:10
It happens sometimes Batwench I think it is a timing bug or just a display glitch
mullerbiker
20:49:11
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mullerbiker
20:49:46
I'm looking forward to Star Trek but star snores no
batwench
20:49:57
As I enter the Shire mobile signal etc is bad
Econman
20:50:41
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mullerbiker
20:50:42
batwench: you should have come to the studio oh oh oh doio
Serenak
20:50:49
The phantom edit is the one without Jar Jar no?
batwench
20:51:08
Would have done if funeral I a,m going to was in PM but need to push onto swansea
mullerbiker
20:51:27
Does Luke ever feel the force?
DeepPan
20:51:59
Luke is only a chapter in the story, not THE story
BronwynECG
20:52:04
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batwench
20:52:08
Mind you Jar Jar is the reason that Palpatine becomes Emporer
Serenak
20:52:48
1-2-3 only work as prequels if you are old enough to have watched 4-5-6 originally
mullerbiker
20:53:06
The history is written by the victors
batwench
20:53:25
Hopefully we find out how he got hold of that mask
Serenak
20:53:48
you can watch it Kelly’s way and follow Luke first
Serenak
20:54:04
or you can watch it another order to follow Anakin first
mullerbiker
20:54:14
Sorry LeeG you need fairly dust on it wouldn't
batwench
20:54:23
my house would be so screwed on that story - we would be back to the old batwench unit of internet speed
batwench
20:54:52
According to Mr B he has tested our lights they are not interferring - miind you non of them are plugged in
mullerbiker
20:55:08
I'm a 3 user it's ok here in Brum
batwench
20:55:36
mullerbiker: 3 is great in Cumbria aswell
KellyG
20:55:40
So this means my christmas lights that require Wi-Fi are screwed?
Serenak
20:55:46
trouble with all these percentages are the poor sods in areas where you can’t get bugger all from anyone
paulums
20:55:48
One thing - K E V I N B A C O N
batwench
20:56:12
I have one degree of seperation from Kevin Bacon…. we share the same birthday
mullerbiker
20:56:25
paulums: you never that far from a Kevin bacon
DeepPan
20:56:35
Twitter - Change your icon, save the world!
Serenak
20:57:01
OFCOM’s job may be to regulate - but surely part of that is to educate
batwench
20:57:06
mmmmmm bacon
LeeG
20:57:14
Serenak - spot on
batwench
20:57:23
Not Kevin - not anymore his forehead no longer moves
Serenak
20:57:33
so people know what is real and what is hyperbole
batwench
20:58:01
Serenak: as long as they dont put into voodoo tech speak
Serenak
20:58:09
true Batwench
batwench
20:58:24
Just as paulums
DeepPan
20:58:28
Check the headline again - Fairy lights COULD 'slow' wi-fi speeds warns Ofcom
Serenak
20:58:41
and to be fair there is cock and bull and there is truth about RF interference
Serenak
20:59:11
and how many cheap sets of “clever” lights are properly RF shielded etc
DeepPan
20:59:31
New devices, more people being at home using home broadband rather than at work
mullerbiker
20:59:35
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Serenak
20:59:41
add in singing Billy Fish and every battery toy the kids are setting off
batwench
20:59:49
Mr B says give the gift of Wi-Fi checking apps
batwench
21:00:15
Ewen: have you booked Santa for this year?
Serenak
21:00:28
I asked that… I got blanked :D
OKGoogle
21:00:36
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DeepPan
21:01:06
Was your garden on an incline? :D :D
mullerbiker
21:01:33
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patrice
21:01:44
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batwench
21:01:49
Can you please speak up we cant hear you over the rain that we are driving through. Coming down in a sheet
DeepPan
21:01:53
Use candles! :D
batwench
21:02:53
KellyG: WANT WANT EWANT
Serenak
21:02:55
I suspect they are fine KellyG
Serenak
21:03:10
let’s face it they need the WiFi to be good
campionuk
21:03:26
wemo's are bloody brill
mullerbiker
21:03:43
Ewen: rolls over his wemo?
DeepPan
21:03:44
that has GOT to be a euphemism. “Man Eating Wreath”
batwench
21:04:01
mr b can control our heating from oxford with our nest
mullerbiker
21:04:06
Ewen puts his meat in a wemo 😂
Serenak
21:04:17
best Christmas Jumper I have seen is the “Tesco Value” Christmas Jumper… the famous blue/white stripes with the red logo and the words CHRISTMAS JUMPER
Serenak
21:04:37
on a plain grey sweat top
mullerbiker
21:04:40
That's what she said!
DeepPan
21:05:08
pulling the cork
batwench
21:05:25
Serenak: see link
mullerbiker
21:05:36
JeffG: I sold 😆
Serenak
21:05:53
that is the one
mullerbiker
21:06:38
What if Santa is a bastard KellyG
mullerbiker
21:07:11
patrice: drinks earl grey 😝
Paul_
21:07:19
mullerbiker: Why would the location of Santas father make a difference to his ability to switch your light on or off?
Serenak
21:07:29
I like Earl Grey and so does Doc Rock
mullerbiker
21:07:44
Cause Paul_ he is a mad Santa
LeeG
21:07:50
KellyG - we're covering automation on the first episode of the Output Show - just decided. Boom!
campionuk
21:08:22
I've been playing with IFTTT over the last 2 weeks.. I've set a message to say "Welcome Home" when I get home just in case the wife and daughter don't give a shit and are ignoring me..
KellyG
21:08:38
thats' the video of my christmas lights
Serenak
21:08:39
Batwench that’s awsome too
batwench
21:08:39
thats ok then
mullerbiker
21:08:41
LeeG: how about JeffG and his mutual mastubation device
LeeG
21:09:04
I've got a rule tha tplays the theme from Shaft as I turn up at my main clients office
Serenak
21:09:06
if Morrisons one is available to I could get a set for the family
batwench
21:09:14
what was the question
DeepPan
21:10:07
Ballmer in “remember me” headline
B00
21:10:27
I have the same setup BT Home Hub and san Apple Extreme works so well
mullerbiker
21:10:48
Ewen: farted
batwench
21:11:00
balmer …. vocal…. NEVER
Serenak
21:11:05
ok - I have to duck out to get Daughter No2 from Panto rehearsals
batwench
21:11:08
mullerbiker: …. smells
Serenak
21:11:18
back as soon as I can
batwench
21:11:20
Serenak: oh no y ou dont
Serenak
21:11:28
oh yes we do
MaJiKman
21:11:33
got to go missed most of the show at work catch up over weekend, night all
mullerbiker
21:11:36
batwench: not yet but last time I had to evacuate the building
batwench
21:11:37
Shes behine you
Serenak
21:11:39
and btw … he’s behind you
batwench
21:12:10
Saw a Rift for sale in a Cex
MaJiKman
21:12:27
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mullerbiker
21:12:28
Surface 3 is so cool just too expensive for me
batwench
21:13:08
I hate [ages
KellyG
21:13:16
dammit, what was my pick last time?
mullerbiker
21:13:17
Checked one out in john Lewis I loved it
Serenak
21:13:18
Office on Mac is pants and always has been
batwench
21:13:39
mr b is asking if peps has seen anyting on MS telephony stuff today
Paul_
21:13:47
Serenak: Disagree
Serenak
21:13:52
it only works properly on Windows, and even then it isn’t properly compatible from version to version of Windows or Office
Paul_
21:13:53
Use it EVERY day
KellyG
21:14:11
rats. No show notes!
mullerbiker
21:14:22
Ewen: corrupts all that he opens
batwench
21:14:27
Word - I find is easy to use - more intuative
batwench
21:14:48
no he kust corupts - see pre show for example
Serenak
21:15:06
depends on your usage - I work in prepress and 100% perfect reproduction of the original is required
Serenak
21:15:33
and no version of Office is compatible with another across OS or versions
mullerbiker
21:15:52
batwench: must have been more rumbling that content same as the show😆
mullerbiker
21:16:45
Fanboys on the horizon
batwench
21:16:47
you all need to top up on your booze - its all gone v serious
batwench
21:17:18
I do like key note
mullerbiker
21:17:21
batwench: Ewen just refused beer and malt
batwench
21:17:38
mullerbiker: take his te,mp - not well
mullerbiker
21:18:04
batwench: we're do I stick the thermo?
KellyG
21:18:08
ACTION waits to see an arm pop into frame and feel Ewen's forehead
mullerbiker
21:18:19
paulums: we're swaying here
mullerbiker
21:18:46
batwench: did you hear that!
batwench
21:18:55
Just entered the mother country - home to dual langauge signs and Dragons
campionuk
21:18:56
I have had nothing but issues with Prezi and the support wasnt great
batwench
21:18:59
No signal has died
mullerbiker
21:19:26
Time code you'll hear me snigger after
DeepPan
21:20:09
Sway is pretty good
batwench
21:20:46
are you still there mother?
mullerbiker
21:20:51
I would have been the psion guy
batwench
21:21:22
AHHHH 3.11 love that
batwench
21:21:36
Ewen: I think we have a few at my place ssshhhhhh
batwench
21:22:00
Hey if it works
mullerbiker
21:22:04
I learned programming on fortran
mullerbiker
21:22:27
KellyG: I'll take my top off
batwench
21:22:54
KellyG and JeffG and Paul_ that rocks
KellyG
21:23:01
!!!!!!!!!!
batwench
21:23:37
Mind you best height comparision I save was Charlotte Henry next to carl M
batwench
21:24:05
I would not broadcast that you are really small !
KellyG
21:24:39
I have taken that picture too!
mullerbiker
21:25:00
paulums: I just did
campionuk
21:25:07
Never wear grey trousers for fear of slpash back..
DeepPan
21:25:11
I never suffered from “splash back” but then I do kick mine dry afterwards! :D
batwench
21:25:16
I can’t believe we managed to go from Brum to Wales in less time that we got through one end of brum to tother
mullerbiker
21:25:32
paulums: take your penis out of your jammies it will shrink
mullerbiker
21:26:08
paulums: a he were?
mullerbiker
21:26:21
A he wee?
DeepPan
21:26:29
I hope they can investigate making those urinal cakes taste better too!!
DeepPan
21:27:11
that’s just taking the piss!
mullerbiker
21:27:13
A he wee
KellyG
21:27:16
BATWENCH YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
DeepPan
21:27:25
Kate Moss?
batwench
21:27:27
me??????
batwench
21:27:54
I am having issues with signal at the mo
batwench
21:28:03
Remember I am mobile in a car
campionuk
21:28:17
the science part... Sit down...
DeepPan
21:28:40
I’m not sure I want to go in a toilet that boasts a “black hole insert” :D
mullerbiker
21:28:43
I noticed I splash more as I get older
campionuk
21:29:07
Can you imagine the UAT that went into that anti-splash back solution
DeepPan
21:29:13
Don’t piss on your car keys
SwampRat
21:29:31
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
21:29:42
he’d find that hard to swallow :D
batwench
21:29:45
DeepPan: why woyld you do that
DeepPan
21:30:22
Number 2 splash back?
mullerbiker
21:30:33
My right wrist gets tired
batwench
21:30:34
Paul_: and your legs go dead
campionuk
21:30:42
I've had bog deadleg Paul_
mullerbiker
21:31:20
campionuk: you dog got a dead leg licking you off?
batwench
21:31:31
Try having sleep apoea - I have often fallen asleep on the loo
campionuk
21:31:36
WTF Mullerbiker ??
batwench
21:32:26
mullerbiker: BEHAVE
mullerbiker
21:32:47
campionuk: 😆
batwench
21:32:47
spooner
campionuk
21:33:04
mullerbiker is like fucking Rene from allo allo
batwench
21:33:25
campionuk: but does his eye look in different locations
patrice_
21:33:54
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
21:33:58
paulums: fuck off 🙄
batwench
21:34:00
hiya patrice
DeepPan
21:34:11
isn’t he more like the policeman from allo allo?
batwench
21:34:14
scottish google
campionuk
21:34:17
oh patrice you've missed a good'un so far
paulums
21:34:32
mullerbiker is that what you meant I'm not sure
mullerbiker
21:35:46
Paul_: yep
batwench
21:35:54
Ewen: why do you have guardians of the galaxy on the wido sill
paulums
21:35:55
mullerbiker fiar play
KellyG
21:36:01
NO WHEATERS YOU CANNOT HAVE SHAFT AS THEME MUSIC
mullerbiker
21:36:14
Mullered WTF
batwench
21:36:29
You dont wamnt to ne mullerbiker ;s
mullerbiker
21:36:49
batwench: you been drinking too?
batwench
21:36:49
Have just arrived at Newport SW
paulums
21:36:58
batwench you talking like mullerbiker
batwench
21:37:06
mullerbiker: no still in car. Hard to type when bouncing
mullerbiker
21:37:40
batwench: tell mr batwench to slow down and be more loving
Serenak
21:38:08
I am back
batwench
21:38:22
Ewen: Corset bones do the same thing
campionuk
21:38:36
diversity is huge around the board tables in the City now
campionuk
21:39:33
In the corporate I work for some Director positions will not progress unless 40% of the shortlist are women
batwench
21:39:37
Just getting onto the final Motorway of the day M4
DeepPan
21:40:01
I think she’s actually kept Yahoo running a lot longer that it would have otherwise
mullerbiker
21:40:09
batwench: slow down enjoy the ride
patrice
21:40:11
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:40:40
mullerbiker: been on road since 12 noon - arthrotis playing up
Paul_
21:40:40
Hey Patrice
Ewen
21:40:41
No mate. Corset bones dont @batwench
mullerbiker
21:40:44
But JeffG she could cheat like kirk
mullerbiker
21:41:40
But yahoo apart from Flickr she was onto a loser
DeepPan
21:41:43
She’s kept Yahoo running for a lot longer than it would have otherwise
batwench
21:42:33
Ewen: when did you last wear a corset? Those bones when they dig in they do induce pain and uncomforrt
batwench
21:43:06
Ewen - depends on the shop you buy your corset from… ask JeffG
Serenak
21:43:13
to some extent I agree with KellyG
Serenak
21:43:31
simply not letting Yahoo fail is a moderate success
mullerbiker
21:44:26
She can afford a nanny
BronwynECG
21:44:33
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
21:44:45
BronwynECG: hello
Serenak
21:44:50
personally despite how much Gil Amelio is reviled I believe he helped to keep Apple afloat till Steve could come back… and in some ways he laid the foundations that Steve used to rebuild the company
batwench
21:44:50
No one ever would worry about a father of twin girls
BronwynECG
21:44:57
ACTION waves @ mullerbiker
batwench
21:45:14
Ewen IT IS NOT A NEGATIVe it is a view point of society
Serenak
21:45:36
so in my eyes Gil succeeded at at least not letting Apple fail
mullerbiker
21:46:09
Before Google everybody used to yahoo
mullerbiker
21:46:34
I think me and Ewen are having twins 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Serenak
21:46:40
really Mullerbiker? I used Alta Vista
batwench
21:46:52
mullerbiker: no you are like me - just fat
mullerbiker
21:46:57
I did
mullerbiker
21:47:32
batwench: im just a stout athlete
batwench
21:47:36
Old version of YM and YPM much better that the remake
batwench
21:47:46
mullerbiker: I am not fat - just short for my weight
mullerbiker
21:48:18
I not fat just need to go to the toilet
Serenak
21:48:38
in my perception like Ewen I would say Marissa was way more in control than Zuckerberg really is
batwench
21:49:06
Did MM have a baby around the time she joined YTahoo?
mullerbiker
21:49:17
Paul_: is level with the sink you notice he is standing not sitting
batwench
21:49:28
*waves at cardiff as she gioes by*
mullerbiker
21:49:51
batwench: everybody else stickes two fingers up
Serenak
21:49:51
Zuckerberg struck lucky…
KellyG
21:49:53
batwench: yes. She was pregnant when she was hired
Serenak
21:50:02
he had an idea that took of and went viral
DeepPan
21:50:12
Zuckerberg is still presented as the hoodie wearing lead at FaceBookInc in an attempt to keep it “cool”
batwench
21:50:13
only 45 miles to go, will the show be over by the time I get there, It is getting on for one of paulums lengh shows
Serenak
21:50:18
no doubt “his people” do the real work
mullerbiker
21:50:26
Zuckerberg used his matrs
paulums
21:50:45
batwench - bless you my dear
batwench
21:50:55
Hell I can get a card saying Batwench CEO MausMoggiePalace
mullerbiker
21:51:14
paulums: when i srive past norwich next week ill moon
DeepPan
21:51:25
Because zuckerberg has no involvement in the day-to-day running of facebook, and hasn’t for a very long time
campionuk
21:51:26
Zuckerberg looks to me to be the public front man rather than a CEO.. Celebrity figurehead..
mullerbiker
21:51:38
Ewen: is standing
Serenak
21:51:38
unfortunatley Batwench well known as it may be in certain circles it isn’t a near household name
mullerbiker
21:52:36
mullerbiker: taking over
batwench
21:52:40
Serenak: they mean nothing if they dont know about ME
DeepPan
21:52:41
if you wanted to start a new company tomorrow, and you had to pick between the two to be your CEO, who would you choose?
batwench
21:52:56
He needs to bet a bottle for under the desk
B00
21:53:14
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
21:53:18
whatever I think of Gates I have to respect his commitment to actually give away real hard cash money
mullerbiker
21:53:29
Bahumbug
batwench
21:53:29
The loo isnt that far from the studio either
KellyG
21:53:49
Why isn't Muller taking over the host seat?
batwench
21:53:52
Paul_: arent radiators part of central heating
Serenak
21:53:58
surely radiators are central heater…
Serenak
21:54:13
or do you mean stand alone heaters?
batwench
21:54:31
paulums: is an animal gggggrrrrrrr
batwench
21:54:50
Please dont tell me Ewen is doung that from the loo]
mullerbiker
21:55:08
KellyG: in old days animals would be on ground and families lived above
KellyG
21:55:46
I was thinking Wrighty needs to have it explained to him the woolly creature is a sheep not a radiator.
DeepPan
21:55:53
You’ll always find them in the kitchen at parties! :)
batwench
21:56:26
DeepPan: cause that is where the studio is
batwench
21:57:10
Castle Coch looking very pretty with TARDIS bluw lighting
Serenak
21:57:12
UK2.net offer services I tried to get my MD to take up as he is prepared to spend silly money on a much worse service…
mullerbiker
21:57:29
The Jura has gone
DeepPan
21:57:32
On UK2, “splashback.club” is available! :D
Serenak
21:57:39
but apparently at that price it must be “cheap rubbish”
LeeG
21:57:44
Bought many domains with UK2 - their portal is great for management - totally awesome.
batwench
21:57:45
Which is scary cause Castle Coch was used for some of last Saturdays sets on DW
paulums
21:57:53
DeepPan - buy it!!!
mullerbiker
21:58:15
Back room boys oh yeah
campionuk
21:58:15
NQL is awesome ! I've been watching during work conference calls...
batwench
21:58:39
KellyG: when you come over here myself and PB will have to give you a local tour of locations used in DW in Swansea, Cardiff a lical
DeepPan
21:58:48
splashback.tv splashback.dance splashback.band all available on UK2
KellyG
21:58:48
YES PLEASE OMG YES
batwench
21:59:00
Some of the chat is so bad that it cant even get mentioned on the show!
mullerbiker
21:59:04
batwench: you'll what?
batwench
21:59:19
Local tours from local people
KellyG
21:59:21
sorry you guys I can't stop giggling and DeepPan is why
DeepPan
21:59:39
splashback.ninja
mullerbiker
22:00:00
Random splash and the wet spots
batwench
22:00:00
Some one should write a script that can do a show title from the chat room babblings
mullerbiker
22:00:06
Show title
DeepPan
22:00:57
greeniesarse.co.uk is available (so to speak)
campionuk
22:01:01
Ewen there is the slackroom also
batwench
22:01:28
What does LeeG do?
DeepPan
22:01:43
hands up
mullerbiker
22:02:00
I think Paul_ is after audience penetration
paulums
22:02:04
batwench, LeeG will service you
BronwynECG
22:02:04
ummm what’s ripper street again? O.o
Serenak
22:02:23
Bronwyn it is a UK drama
DeepPan
22:02:28
If you like Ripper Street, check out The Knick too
batwench
22:02:28
BronwynECG: victorian crime show
campionuk
22:03:00
Ewen or Mullerbiker will one of you whack Wheathers for that Ripper St comment
BronwynECG
22:03:05
I know. I’m making a joke… :P Ive never seen it before though
Serenak
22:03:09
apropos nothing much BLACKHAT on Sky Movies OD
KellyG
22:03:12
it's about Jack the Ripper era crime fighting.
batwench
22:03:17
Confussion caused - Mr B turned off ignition and Ewen started rocking from his mouth!
Serenak
22:03:17
#NotShite
mullerbiker
22:03:43
The last series I watched on Amazon before BBC campionuk will do
mullerbiker
22:04:02
campionuk: wait for the Yelp
BronwynECG
22:04:13
batwench: on it now
batwench
22:05:01
I will punish JeffG for free
paulums
22:05:17
Who is Wilbur Beast Paul_?
batwench
22:05:44
Have been on the road for 10 hours….. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
mullerbiker
22:05:45
paulums: lol
paulums
22:06:01
mullerbiker - I have my moments
Serenak
22:06:07
never mind that Paulums who is Barnaby Wilde?
paulums
22:06:24
paul_ smart arse
Ewen
22:06:29
Batwench - you should ahve stopped by our place
batwench
22:06:58
Ewen: needed to push down to Swansea
Serenak
22:07:01
theyre amazing - I love them even if I never build any
mullerbiker
22:07:16
batwench: not my kind of bike I more off road but it is cool
batwench
22:07:38
Note to self - do not push headphone socket in to usb slot
mullerbiker
22:07:43
Paul_: is suffering splash back now
batwench
22:08:11
Serenak: the link I sent to mullerbiker should have been for you in answer to your questio
mullerbiker
22:08:12
Star bored again
batwench
22:08:49
mullerbiker: you are on a show with nerks - live with ot :-)
BronwynECG
22:09:06
nerks? o.O
mullerbiker
22:09:07
batwench: your two timing me bitch
paulums
22:09:08
Look down boys, you have so much piss on you now
Serenak
22:09:09
this isn’t new but its still cool
batwench
22:09:16
mullerbiker: I get around
Serenak
22:09:38
Nerks is a Porridge reference
Serenak
22:09:53
old UK sit com set in a prison
batwench
22:10:05
Paul_: if he wasnt in front of the them he would be the same scale as the figurtes
LeeG
22:10:48
Nerks - that's a flashback Serenak - nice one
Serenak
22:10:56
the character in Guardians of the Galaxy is a RED PANDA
Serenak
22:11:00
not a racoon
batwench
22:11:06
Nerk - mixture of Geek and Nerd
mullerbiker
22:11:08
KellyG: she waited up for us to come back from curry house
mullerbiker
22:11:14
Groot
batwench
22:11:25
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
22:11:36
MEGA - 50GB cloud storage for free
batwench
22:11:36
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
22:11:59
Hey in the room list i am under Ewen
mullerbiker
22:12:15
batwench: in your dreams
campionuk
22:12:23
Monument Valley is ace and if you like that you should then get Lumino City
Serenak
22:12:26
Alphabetical bar the Admin
batwench
22:12:57
I must admit I am one happy Kitty - battery on Scooter has lasted well through this long show and running of thering of Kermit
mullerbiker
22:13:19
KellyG: not denying
batwench
22:13:45
Strap ons
DeepPan
22:13:52
It comes once a year!
mullerbiker
22:14:17
KellyG: penile deduction
batwench
22:14:30
Paul_: I had one of my inlaws last year - soup maker FTW
Serenak
22:15:08
I have to say that is a good choice Kelly
batwench
22:15:12
KellyG: does it come in pink?
campionuk
22:15:12
I've got my wife a Karcher Window Vac as a "surprise".
Serenak
22:15:16
don’t let them dis you
mullerbiker
22:15:22
Paul_: calm down
BronwynECG
22:15:31
herbana mini? You keep weed in that thing? O.o
batwench
22:15:39
mullerbiker: ’s wife has gotten him house insurance as a surprise
batwench
22:15:56
You were the ONLY people om the show sovber
mullerbiker
22:16:03
batwench: she might need a lot more
Serenak
22:16:04
that is cheap by many people’s handbag budgets
batwench
22:16:17
Ewen: for a bag - that is cheap
campionuk
22:16:22
LeeG I dare you to repeat that out loud at the bash mate !
batwench
22:16:39
And that is why Ewen now looses his audience with that comment :-)
Serenak
22:16:45
most of I suspect are at home with our wives and kids
LeeG
22:16:54
Hehe very fair point campionuk
batwench
22:17:07
HOw much do tech bags cost at the Apple store?
campionuk
22:17:20
the wives in attendance will string you up (if you're very lucky..)
mullerbiker
22:17:45
Does it provide splash back protection?
DeepPan
22:17:55
Not as wet as a otters pocket!
batwench
22:18:05
We live in the UK we need to know about waterproofing
DeepPan
22:18:29
it’s only available in small! :D
BronwynECG
22:18:39
SHOW TITLE wheater’s fancy man sack :P
batwench
22:19:20
Sorry I thought Lynda was a woman then
Serenak
22:19:27
a range of quality bags for tech - no obvious “purses/handbags” though
LeeG
22:19:42
Lynda FTW - i love it, have it on all my devices
batwench
22:19:50
Someone needs to explain what Lynda videos are - sounds porn
mullerbiker
22:20:19
Ewen: loves peaty scotch now ! Learned
batwench
22:20:24
so Paul_ watches lynda videos with a mountie!
Serenak
22:20:29
lynda.com training videos
BronwynECG
22:21:04
I’ve got that: mild photosentsitive epilepsy
batwench
22:21:25
ewen that is like saying you should eat a bread roll near me
mullerbiker
22:21:44
paulums: he loves his fancy sack
batwench
22:21:53
BronwynECG: but does a camera flash set itr off
Serenak
22:22:33
normally it requires strobing or regular flashing to set it off
mullerbiker
22:22:51
Is Lynda strict
BronwynECG
22:23:13
batwench: no but I can’t take lights pointed into my eyes
mullerbiker
22:23:18
KellyG: is this your pick?
mullerbiker
22:24:02
She canes you if your bad?
Serenak
22:24:03
I thnk she means “should not”
batwench
22:24:18
May well go to Lynda.com thank you for that info
Serenak
22:24:45
don’t forget the much ignored iTunes University
mullerbiker
22:24:51
Ewen: calm down doooood
BronwynECG
22:24:54
batwench: flashing lights only messes with me if i’m hungry, tired or stressed out
batwench
22:24:59
Serenak: MIT stuff on there is hood
mullerbiker
22:25:25
Lynda is strict she trains you 😆
batwench
22:26:11
Thoiught paulums had fallen asleep
mullerbiker
22:26:15
paulums: his central heating is farting below
Serenak
22:26:19
not as strict as Mavis Beacon “beats you while you type” :D
paulums
22:26:27
sorry looking at my phone batwench
batwench
22:26:32
paulums: next tuime he goes on about lemght of your shows ...
mullerbiker
22:26:40
Ewen cuts his fingers open
KellyG
22:26:46
I do love a good drill...
batwench
22:26:49
I LOVE POWER TOOLS All of the ones in the house are mine
paulums
22:26:57
batwench - fuck yeah!
JeffG
22:27:03
Did it just get hot in here?
Serenak
22:27:08
omg Kelly - you realise what you just said ;)
KellyG
22:27:21
oh I do. That's why I typed it instead of saying so.
LeeG
22:27:26
That is one hideous jumper
Serenak
22:27:33
I guessed that
batwench
22:27:58
LeeG: yes yes it is
mullerbiker
22:27:59
Rwen loves his tools
batwench
22:28:07
Is he one?
Serenak
22:28:21
and Doc Rock has a huge one… or ....
batwench
22:28:47
Mr B is a swine for looing batteries
batwench
22:28:54
loosing
mullerbiker
22:28:55
What's an angel gwinder
paulums
22:29:16
mullerbiker its what Jonathan Woss uses
Serenak
22:29:24
its a system for turning powertools into angel dust
mullerbiker
22:29:31
paulums: inweeb
batwench
22:29:31
Something you never want in her hand when you piss her off!
Serenak
22:29:32
shhhh its secret
batwench
22:29:41
He is very very drunk
mullerbiker
22:29:57
I'm the sober one
campionuk
22:29:57
Ewen any MacPaw news this week ??
Serenak
22:30:06
My cool thing is MEGA - as above
batwench
22:30:12
mullerbiker: NOW that is scary
mullerbiker
22:30:24
batwench: I am
KellyG
22:30:43
I really like shopping for power tools. Almost as much as using them. (:
mullerbiker
22:30:46
KellyG: JeffG you take that where?
JeffG
22:31:22
Well, I could draw a picture.
mullerbiker
22:31:39
I can affirm that Ewen urinal has limited splash back
batwench
22:31:40
WE LOVE WILL
BronwynECG
22:31:45
wait waiut wait is Splashback Nickelback’s comback band? O.o
batwench
22:32:55
Not saying that this has been a long show but we have manaed to get from Franley Servies to Alsmost swansea
BronwynECG
22:33:14
literally Ewen is the only reason i’ll watch Cordkillers end to end
batwench
22:33:21
Man in the high castle
mullerbiker
22:33:30
batwench: time is slowed by alcohol
DeepPan
22:34:42
Still the director of social for BTN?
batwench
22:34:55
who me?
DeepPan
22:35:46
I think we’re getting into the “gin phase” of the podcast :D
batwench
22:35:48
And have now left the motorway
mullerbiker
22:35:51
Jeff I put up with this fecking night
batwench
22:36:03
Hangover
JeffG
22:36:04
I don't know how you do it.
batwench
22:36:47
Managed to get from Brum to Swansea on that podcast :0)
DeepPan
22:36:56
Might want to edit down a little :D
campionuk
22:36:56
Excellent show ! I have no fucking idea what has happened over the last 2 hours but it was funny.
batwench
22:36:57
Hello Amazon depot
batwench
22:37:11
campionuk: neirther do they
Serenak
22:37:12
if Gruber can run to 2hrs+ nearly all the time now what’s the problem?
campionuk
22:37:49
I'll get it on there..
BronwynECG
22:38:56
pre-teen tech :P
Serenak
22:39:38
and what BS is this?
BronwynECG
22:39:49
uh oh thanks a LOT Ewen you’ve made KellyG go whistle register XD
DeepPan
22:39:51
You have to do a lot of prep for a show to look like this! :)
batwench
22:39:58
you did prepare you had neer and curry
campionuk
22:40:16
Curry, beer and whisky... I bet that studio stinks
Serenak
22:40:22
yes he prepared by drinking and having curry
batwench
22:40:41
campionuk: no but I feel sorry for Sharon tonight
campionuk
22:41:07
ditch those pinches dude
BronwynECG
22:41:21
you guys made TWO PINCHES?!?! Why the hell did you guys let me leave the room!?!?!?! O.O
BronwynECG
22:41:26
aarrgggggghhhh
BronwynECG
22:42:05
no i left the room before any pinches at alll Ewen
BronwynECG
22:42:18
wait what me?! what did i do? O.O
DeepPan
22:42:28
Drinking - Mixing it or not :D
batwench
22:42:30
Curry or kebab after night out - discuss]
batwench
22:43:08
So was Queen Victoria when she died
Serenak
22:43:08
tall or short
batwench
22:43:26
There are bats that are falling out of the sky at KellyG squeeking
batwench
22:43:56
bye LeeG
BronwynECG
22:43:58
oooh oooh ooohhh pinch episode the advantages and disadvantages of having a weiner :P
Serenak
22:43:59
where is santa? is he appearing for the quiz?
LeeG
22:44:11
best...show...ever...
Serenak
22:44:14
stand or sit?
campionuk
22:44:31
lol paulums
BronwynECG
22:44:38
maggots in KFC? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Serenak
22:44:47
is paranoia real if they are actually out to get you
Serenak
22:44:55
and how can you tell
BronwynECG
22:45:03
good thing i stopped eating there years ago after i got super disgistungly sick off them
batwench
22:45:06
Its called MSG
campionuk
22:45:09
Gutted I couldn't be on tonight
paulums
22:45:59
Wheaters and his secy sporran
paulums
22:46:08
sexy even
batwench
22:46:27
What is he on...
BronwynECG
22:46:51
ACTION confused
batwench
22:46:57
Have to go have arrived at my mams!
campionuk
22:47:02
I have never heard JeffG be silent for so long..
BronwynECG
22:47:03
later batwench
JeffG
22:47:14
I'm just sitting back and enjoying the show!
batwench
22:47:23
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:47:25
JeffG: :P
campionuk
22:47:27
It's a classic JeffG
LeeG
22:47:35
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
22:47:46
Doc will also be pissed he missed this one
Serenak
22:48:18
he makes mine
BronwynECG
22:49:46
batwench’s moist list ^
campionuk
22:49:49
what accent is that Ewen
Serenak
22:49:59
Doc and his enormous tool
campionuk
22:50:31
did KellyG just say someone else wouldn't shut up.. WTF??
mullerbiker
22:51:00
KellyG: yous?
BronwynECG
22:51:45
but really? tom hiddleston? he’s hideous
DeepPan
22:52:18
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
22:52:22
These are the boys your mother warned you about
campionuk
22:52:27
Ewen check Paul_ for splash back.. I'd say its pretty much guaranteed
BronwynECG
22:53:06
mine is really x rated :P
mullerbiker
22:53:14
KellyG: come on
campionuk
22:54:00
Yep, we do too.. Mine is Scarlett Johansson, Wifes is Daniel Craig
BronwynECG
22:54:42
Also side note: paulums is on my moist list too :P ;)
campionuk
22:55:33
nah KellyG this is all about inappropriateness
campionuk
22:56:24
love ya JeffG
Serenak
22:56:55
and he has to fnd some pants to wear
JeffG
22:57:01
Bye, gang!
campionuk
22:57:01
tatty bye JeffG
JeffG
22:57:06
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
22:58:08
KellyG are you saying he doesn't do podcasts because he has real friends ??
BronwynECG
22:58:08
KellyG needs to do mac show with her hubby :D
campionuk
22:59:03
thats what she said Ewen
mullerbiker
23:02:48
Wake up paulums
campionuk
23:04:16
Pocket is missed Paul_
Serenak
23:05:47
what is the wankers show?
campionuk
23:05:51
Ewen, cut that soundbite I want it for text alerts
BronwynECG
23:06:52
i really need to carry one of those little leatherman's
campionuk
23:07:00
KellyG is a barista ??
Serenak
23:07:39
I have a swiss army “credit card” tool set
BronwynECG
23:07:44
kinda regrettting not having gotten a swiss army knife when I was in switzerland years ago
campionuk
23:07:59
"You creepy little fucker"
BronwynECG
23:08:13
ohh mullerbiker’s laughter needs to be SOMEBODY
BronwynECG
23:08:21
“s ringtone
campionuk
23:08:54
Pinch - Best Christmas Tat
Serenak
23:09:10
chav or not
BronwynECG
23:09:26
it’s great that all this is recorded so Ewen can remember it tomorrow :P
BronwynECG
23:10:01
what?!
BronwynECG
23:10:15
i DID hear the pre show and you are all dirty little boys !! :P
BronwynECG
23:10:20
mullerbiker: ^
BronwynECG
23:10:33
when can i meet up with you guys :D
mullerbiker
23:11:20
paulums: get a grip
Serenak
23:11:24
Christmas tat… is is Chav or not
BronwynECG
23:11:26
did Ewen just puke all over the floor by accident? O.o
mullerbiker
23:11:41
BronwynECG: no
OKGoogle
23:11:46
Best after show yet. Cheers............
BronwynECG
23:11:53
oh that’s good mullerbiker :)
campionuk
23:11:54
KellyG check out the Bose MIE2I in ears.. Very comfy
BronwynECG
23:12:21
to be fair, i probably come up to Ewen’s right nipple
campionuk
23:12:25
Pinch - Christmas Tat
Serenak
23:12:27
I just bought some £4 bluetooth earphones
BronwynECG
23:12:28
barely
OKGoogle
23:12:37
You got it!
Serenak
23:12:48
pretty good for the cash
BronwynECG
23:13:14
see? see? see? i *knew* there was a reason i hate the word tat XD
OKGoogle
23:13:20
I ware hearing aids. All ear cannals are different. You just have to keep trying.
Serenak
23:13:38
sorry every one Xmas tat means “junk”
Serenak
23:14:05
billy the fish :D
mullerbiker
23:14:16
paulums: where the fuck are you
Serenak
23:14:32
oops I got the my messages going in other comments feeds
BronwynECG
23:14:52
Ewen: check your twitter DM’s :P
Serenak
23:14:56
Billy the Fish is the Xmas Tat singing fish crap thing
BronwynECG
23:15:33
paulums: went through his data cap already :D
paulums
23:16:51
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
23:16:56
BronwynECG: his cap was penetrates
BronwynECG
23:18:29
brb i have GOT to go get some meat to munch on
Serenak
23:18:40
oooh errr
campionuk
23:18:41
thats the glass coffee table Paul_
campionuk
23:19:46
Welcome to the British "Aint got a fucking clue" Network
Serenak
23:20:15
modern tech baffles pissed old hacks
campionuk
23:20:18
I know.. gutted I missed it
mullerbiker
23:20:37
campionuk: you could stand the pace lightweight
campionuk
23:20:38
I'm blaming Wheaters as he didn't invite me.. I got to know at 5pm
campionuk
23:21:35
I could dial in now as but it would take Ewen another hour to set the screens up
Serenak
23:22:22
its for “furries”
Serenak
23:22:41
other types are available
Serenak
23:22:49
crashed and burned
campionuk
23:24:39
this has really gone wrong tonight..
mullerbiker
23:24:59
This gonna get messy
Serenak
23:25:08
are fake icicles “tat” or not
Serenak
23:25:32
is santa falling out of your window tat or not?
OKGoogle
23:25:40
Virtual servers are real.
campionuk
23:25:44
that mullerbiker fart was so very real
campionuk
23:25:58
this shit makes the BritishMac seance look really really professional
Serenak
23:26:26
wtf is this?
Serenak
23:26:39
what has it to do with Xmas Tat?
campionuk
23:26:54
its all gone wrong serenak
Serenak
23:27:08
only Kelly is halfway sober
BronwynECG
23:27:18
ummmmm what did i just walk back into ?
mullerbiker
23:27:43
Rwen your dog led
BronwynECG
23:27:55
pigeons = sky rats
Serenak
23:28:11
Nunzilla - totally excellent - look her up
mullerbiker
23:28:40
KellyG: ask him what he bought his wife!
mullerbiker
23:29:03
KellyG: you will hit gold
Serenak
23:29:48
I have this great ring my wife got me… it cost like £5 but its brilliant
mullerbiker
23:29:55
KellyG: it's a dust buster
Serenak
23:30:27
I know what you mean…
Serenak
23:30:45
I have no need for any gifts really
mullerbiker
23:31:25
KellyG: that was what I ad going for milk it
mullerbiker
23:32:13
KellyG: I was giving you the bullets and you shot me
Serenak
23:32:54
heated socks - sounds great
Serenak
23:33:16
really no I beleive that was a good idea
Serenak
23:33:32
i wold be made up if I got those
BronwynECG
23:33:49
worst gift i’ve ever gotten for christmas : a prepaid flip phone :/
Serenak
23:34:20
thing with wallets / billfolds is that they are super personal
Serenak
23:34:53
I only like the old style tall thin trad ones
KellyG
23:34:58
yeah but it was similar to the one he had and the things he liked about the one he had.
campionuk
23:35:23
I have got my wife a Karcher Window Vac this year as a joke.. she may well go mental
Serenak
23:35:26
the pocket “billfold” type I hate
BronwynECG
23:35:53
i hate gold too Ewen …. i love platinum :P ;)
mullerbiker
23:36:15
BronwynECG: cheap date
BronwynECG
23:36:24
KellyG: only cause gold really clashes with my skin color :D
campionuk
23:36:27
Platinum in my house too unfortunately..
Serenak
23:36:46
one of the best gifts I ever gave my wife was a silly £15 necklace
Serenak
23:36:55
she loves that thing
BronwynECG
23:37:12
mullerbiker: :D
Serenak
23:37:19
and one of the best things she gave me is the £5 ring she got me
campionuk
23:37:24
I got my wife an eternity ring but said I wasn't clear on the meaning.. She said "it means forever" I said I thought the fucking Wedding ring meant forever..
BronwynECG
23:37:33
slankets are just backwards robes :D
Serenak
23:37:42
its a stainless steel skull ring
mullerbiker
23:37:55
campionuk: WTF
campionuk
23:38:00
see ya all, great show !
BronwynECG
23:38:08
good night folks :)
campionuk
23:38:13
platinum link Mullerbiker
OKGoogle
23:38:17
Nite all...
BronwynECG
23:38:20
go to bed UK people!! :D
campionuk
23:38:27
Thanks gang
OKGoogle
23:38:34
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Serenak
23:38:35
ffs how pisse are you lot?
Ewen
23:38:35
hanks every9one
BronwynECG
23:38:40
so what was that? 4 hours?
mullerbiker
23:38:46
Nite all
Ewen
23:38:48
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
23:38:59
just ahead of me then
BronwynECG
23:39:06
later folks
BronwynECG
23:39:12
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
23:39:20
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
23:40:00
great laugh.. how much of it will ever see air beyond tonight?
Serenak
23:40:37
that is why I watch live… that’s where the inappropriate laughs are
mullerbiker
23:41:46
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
23:42:20
goodnight Kelly - have fun
KellyG
23:42:51
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
23:43:08
<< Leaves the chat room
Paul_
23:45:51
<< Leaves the chat room