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GBRedneck
8:01:49
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Gr1dM4gn3T
9:48:51
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Gr1dM4gn3T
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Gr1dM4gn3T
9:50:25
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Gr1dM4gn3T
9:51:48
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Gr1dM4gn3T
9:52:03
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Gr1dM4gn3T
10:20:59
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Gr1dM4gn_
10:33:18
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Gr1dM4gn_
12:04:12
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Gr1dM4gn3T
12:28:23
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paulums
12:43:57
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paulums
12:44:16
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Gr1dM4gn3T
13:19:10
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GBRedneck
18:49:46
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GBRedneck
19:34:51
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batwench
19:39:25
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BronwynECG
19:42:14
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campionuk
19:50:25
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Ewen
19:51:23
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mullerbiker
19:51:41
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Ewen
19:51:52
Good Evening
SwampRat
19:51:56
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Ewen
19:51:57
Are we broadcasting?
BronwynECG
19:52:00
hello
paulums
19:52:04
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SwampRat
19:52:09
Stream is running
batwench
19:52:15
Hwllllppppp
campionuk
19:52:20
Evening!
mullerbiker
19:52:31
hello everyone.... Jura Superstition tonight
BronwynECG
19:52:37
vodka today Ewen ?
batwench
19:52:39
Sorry currenlty cooking tea, dribking wine and doing show
pitchforkz
19:54:31
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batwench
19:55:42
Ewen: who has been say what about my Ellis
BronwynECG
19:56:07
hahahahahaha whore’s knickers XD XD
mullerbiker
19:56:12
not me then!
campionuk
19:56:30
everyone well ?
BronwynECG
19:57:10
Ewen: DM
BronwynECG
19:57:33
dang >_<
DeepPan
19:58:31
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BronwynECG
19:59:08
just tried again Ewen
Ewen
19:59:26
Nope nothing
mullerbiker
19:59:29
sin i got my mac pro ...... :)
BronwynECG
19:59:41
>_< fuck
mullerbiker
19:59:54
do be do be do be alwight
DeepPan
20:00:05
Get some quality cable tidy! :) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Br2rxMdIAAAePxu.jpg
DeepPan
20:00:13
evening all
BronwynECG
20:00:25
DeepPan: ooohhhhh fnacy
BronwynECG
20:00:32
fancy*
BronwynECG
20:02:06
wait what? did docrock just say Sizzler’s? O.o
DocRock
20:02:45
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BronwynECG
20:02:46
grrrrrrr stupid IRC
mullerbiker
20:03:05
BronwynECG: send him your luvvvv
BronwynECG
20:03:23
mullerbiker: hah! XD
mullerbiker
20:03:50
paulums: free shit on a mag cover
BronwynECG
20:04:20
Ewen: email sent
batwench
20:04:39
Sorry about that. Had a berevent in the family this week and taking to family about building a mini viking boat
BronwynECG
20:04:47
and thanks a LOT paulums now I can’t think of that swar word except the way you say it XD
BronwynECG
20:04:53
swear*
BronwynECG
20:05:22
okay good
paulums
20:06:03
BronwynECG thats how I roll girl
BronwynECG
20:06:12
Ewen: yep just heard my email ding :P
batwench
20:06:26
I have not tied him up.
batwench
20:07:39
Ewen you are starteling Freya the cat with your wisetling
BronwynECG
20:07:45
Ewen: do you know the words to the original series theme? :P
db
20:07:54
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batwench
20:08:37
If Mr B doesnt come down soon there may be a murder in ST Bees]
BronwynECG
20:08:45
ACTION jumps on DocRock and gives him an stomic wedgie 
mullerbiker
20:08:47
but you can give a fuck
batwench
20:09:22
batwench
20:09:53
BronwynECG: nice yo see you again. we were all worried about you.
BronwynECG
20:10:03
batwench: oh *I* know there are words, i was just wondering if Ewen knew :P
mullerbiker
20:10:33
Not as good as my Jura Superstition
batwench
20:10:55
BronwynECG: I have no idea what caused you to go dark but we are allowed to worry as YOU ARE FAB
batwench
20:11:08
SwampRat
20:11:08
I stopped doing holidays ages ago.
DeepPan
20:11:17
Ewen, they’re late for everything! :D
BronwynECG
20:11:23
-_- can DocRock and Ewen PLEASE STOP trying to tempt me with alcohol >_< I’m trying to abstain
campionuk
20:11:28
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BronwynECG
20:11:39
batwench: awwwwwww you’re so sweet :)
campionuk
20:11:42
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batwench
20:12:02
Pen deryn
BronwynECG
20:12:10
DocRock Ewen :P
batwench
20:12:13
Ewen - you also like their gin
batwench
20:12:17
Naturally dired
mullerbiker
20:12:29
its dried over sheep shit
DeepPan
20:12:47
‘Murican!
BronwynECG
20:13:08
American dinner?! That’s no dinner i’ve ever heard of Ewen :P
batwench
20:14:00
Ewen - I think that Thanksgiving has been gone longer than this show
BronwynECG
20:14:35
ACTION refrains from mentionng where I want DocRock’s turkey XD 
batwench
20:14:53
I have finally corrupted Mr Batwench - he just took a swig of wine from a bottle
DeepPan
20:15:05
…. at Thanksgiving! :D
batwench
20:15:25
NO Jeff needs to be at the BASH
DocRock
20:15:28
BronwynECG I make all my Thanksgiving baked goods with some WiFi OG sprinkled in
DeepPan
20:15:31
Roman enima! :D
BronwynECG
20:15:39
batwench: pour wine into him from a box :P
batwench
20:15:42
It is £3.99 wine from Lidl - very mice
batwench
20:15:50
BronwynECG: I often do the box
mrbatwench
20:15:58
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DocRock
20:16:17
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mullerbiker
20:16:34
campionuk: paulums had to buy 200 miles of cable to the nearest elec trickerty
DeepPan
20:16:46
Patrion
mrbatwench
20:16:51
It was £3 wine from Liddle.
DeepPan
20:17:03
Shouting from the JD vault
BronwynECG
20:17:17
oh btw batwench I just started drininking English breakfast tea recently and I completely blame you too :D
mullerbiker
20:18:16
defender of the universe
DeepPan
20:19:12
smash the ice before you flush
batwench
20:19:14
BronwynECG: good lass. MORE TEA
mrbatwench
20:19:31
Any one used the new charity personal safety app Hollie Guard : http://hollieguard.com
Serenak
20:19:53
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BronwynECG
20:19:54
batwench: i’ve finally figured out how to drink it properly: actaully waiting the 5 minutes for it to fucking cool down XD
Serenak
20:20:08
evening
BronwynECG
20:20:13
oh and NO MORE MILK
DocRock
20:20:14
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DocRock
20:20:18
http://idevicesinc.com/switch/ this is cool too set one up this week
mullerbiker
20:20:24
ACTION put some veg in too
batwench
20:21:18
HOLD ON ewen did you say a wifi app for slow cooker - please make that your cool thing
BronwynECG
20:22:00
yep i won’t be eating for a couple of more hours anyway ….
mrbatwench
20:22:00
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mrbatwench
20:22:24
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batwench
20:22:30
DocRock: you need to to be taught how to cook turkey by my Mum in Law - you will love it
BronwynECG
20:22:40
shrimp and Maryland crab with Old Bay FTW!! :P
BronwynECG
20:22:45
\m/
campionuk
20:22:57
batwench check out the wemo insight switch.. plug any device in and control from the app
mrbatwench
20:22:59
Shrimp crab and tea.
batwench
20:23:02
DocRock: try giving birth if you want pain
paulums
20:23:20
Colmans mustard and whelks that the shit
mrbatwench
20:23:21
Are we automating dear!
BronwynECG
20:23:33
Ewen: crab is famous in this state of Maryland where i live
BronwynECG
20:23:48
Ewen: Old Bay is the seasoning on crabs
BronwynECG
20:24:11
ACTION droooolllllllll DocRock 
DeepPan
20:24:18
Show Title - Go to town on crabs1
batwench
20:24:49
I need to go to Hawaii and visit DocRock just to eat
mullerbiker
20:24:56
You can get cream for crabs.... my mate got em in a dirty mattress in spain
BronwynECG
20:25:30
Ewen: you can’t grown up in the state of maryland and NOT know about shrimp and crab
BronwynECG
20:25:59
mrbatwench
20:26:04
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SwampRat
20:26:12
I've never cared much for anything seafood related, even though I live in Louisiana.
BronwynECG
20:26:15
Rock Creek Park!!! \m/
batwench
20:26:36
Myself and DocRock need to do a cooking show
SwampRat
20:26:43
The Big Shrimp Show!
DocRock
20:26:58
I prefer internation sexy show
B00
20:27:12
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mullerbiker
20:28:00
paulums: the earth wire runs outside the switch!
db
20:28:01
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BronwynECG
20:28:08
DocRock: a guy who lives up the street from me goes fishing in tbe Potomac ALL THE TIME and even grows the channel markes right next to is house :P
paulums
20:28:13
muller which colour is that
mullerbiker
20:28:58
paulums: shocking yellow and green
SwampRat
20:29:11
Mythbusters is the "Honey Boo Boo" of science
batwench
20:29:56
Sorry if I am all over the plate tonight I am really on the edge of my brian
batwench
20:30:03
EWEN- NOOOOOO
BronwynECG
20:30:28
Thanksgiving is where I get a weekend off and get to stuff myself silly :P
BronwynECG
20:30:42
well I get an excuse to stuff myself sill :P
batwench
20:30:58
EWEN - I thought it was all about food bring brought about by the indians supplying food to the pilgrims to stop them from starving? Am I wrong
DeepPan
20:31:43
Another Hallmark holiday?
mullerbiker
20:31:59
Ewen: the american terrorist over throw the legitament government
DeepPan
20:32:50
Wikipedia openning line - “Thanksgiving Day is a national holiday celebrated in Canada and the United States as a day of giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year.“
BronwynECG
20:32:50
i don’t thnik anybody ever actually initally landed in plymouth
batwench
20:33:28
wtf????
DeepPan
20:34:13
Twitter is just arse-gravy!
batwench
20:34:52
Ewen - there is a story that the word NEWS comes from North East West South]
Serenak
20:35:14
I was always given to understand that the first Thanksgiving was to do with the Native Americans helping the new settlers when they didnt really have enough food as they hadn’t had long enough to get in a proper harvest
BronwynECG
20:35:17
Personally find that Redskins Thanksgivinng this was a bit eyerolling cause I *am* an advocate for changing the team name…. nothing really more than than that. No offence or anything
DeepPan
20:35:22
Hope our political tweet exchange didn’t contribute to this mate :(
batwench
20:35:32
Ewen - you have a questioning mind. I do the same. Scare mongering
DeepPan
20:36:04
People re-tweet all sorts of crap without even reading it
mrbatwench
20:36:07
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Serenak
20:36:08
Either way Thanksgiving is about Harvest Festival
mrbatwench
20:36:11
Well said Ewen
Ewen
20:36:14
They sailed from Plymouth Bronwyn
batwench
20:36:16
I often re-tweet AFTER I have checked it
BronwynECG
20:36:34
Ewen: oh I know I meant our Plymouth Rock…
mullerbiker
20:36:56
I working for a charity that takes supermarket food to feed the poor... in UK there are many that cant afford to eat well
batwench
20:37:00
BronwynECG: isnt that a gin?
BronwynECG
20:37:12
what? Plymouth Rock?
BronwynECG
20:37:17
I wouldn’t know
Serenak
20:38:00
there are food banks all over the shop now… when I was growing up who had ever heard of such a thing
B00
20:38:35
There was no food banks when I was a kid
batwench
20:39:36
breathe Ewen Breathe
DeepPan
20:39:40
Rule one of any news channel - Keep showing controversial news items to keep people watching for the adverts (the real income).
Serenak
20:40:03
wipe it all and start again Ewen
batwench
20:40:08
B00: no becasue neighbours used to look after each other
pitchforkz
20:40:10
i walked my dog today i tweeted that !!
DocRock
20:40:14
batwench
20:40:46
pitchforkz: what dog have you got apart from a canine one?
DeepPan
20:40:55
Twitter is a massive room of everone shouting crap and no one listening
B00
20:41:06
BW that's true :)
pitchforkz
20:41:07
German Shepherd
pitchforkz
20:42:04
4 years old and she is brilliant
DeepPan
20:42:13
Is this why Facebook is pushing Twitter to the curb? Better control of who’s content you see and interact with
batwench
20:42:21
pitchforkz: love them. esp when puppies all ears and paws
DocRock
20:42:23
pitchforkz
20:42:43
hehe yeah
batwench
20:42:56
I totally agree ewen I have met a lot of cool people through here and titter BronwynECG is one of them
SwampRat
20:43:40
I get most of my news from Fark.com.
mrbatwench
20:43:54
Although you can influence by who you follow. Alternatively we could all decamp to Google plus!
batwench
20:44:03
Leo - LOL ewen
B00
20:44:13
Ewwwww not G+
batwench
20:44:18
SwampRat: read that as FART .com
SwampRat
20:44:29
batwench: lol
pitchforkz
20:45:00
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DeepPan
20:45:03
Thing I hate is the on screen title for ever “reporter” shows their twitter handle, like we’re expected to follow them!
pitchforkz
20:45:19
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batwench
20:45:49
DocRock: I do like Maccie D’s as it will hire people that others wont. Why, if they are suitable for a job (no matter where) they shoudnt be emplotyed
SwampRat
20:46:01
I worked in fast food for years. Highly stressful.
DeepPan
20:46:40
You’ll only see positive news items about McDonnald’s or Starbucks, as they’re the paid sponsors
batwench
20:47:32
Why is it called Black Friday
batwench
20:47:44
DocRock: our black Friday used to be Boxing Day sales
mrbatwench
20:47:50
Not a good week for the Internet this week.
BronwynECG
20:48:02
oh Ewen of ALL the things you guys could have picked from us you guys take psychotic Black Friday?! >+<
BronwynECG
20:48:06
ACTION shakes fist :P 
SwampRat
20:48:20
I'm only hitting ONE place tomorrow morning. Petsmart. They'll have the canned food my cat eats cheaper than I've seen it in ages. I'll be stocking up.
DeepPan
20:48:22
Called “Black Friday” as it’s meant to be the first day in the year when retails go from the red and into the black financially
batwench
20:48:45
ANd then DFS has it 363 days a year :-)
mrbatwench
20:49:01
Did have Thanksgiving at work today though as one of our work colleagues is from Michigan.
B00
20:49:10
batwench: lol soooo true
pitchforkz
20:49:34
batwench
20:49:42
Ewen: you could go inconito?
Serenak
20:51:01
Yes Doc the Pi Zero
B00
20:51:17
Ewen: will send email later as I thought you had to be invited when you mentioned it last week lol
BronwynECG
20:51:35
hehe Bubba :P
BronwynECG
20:51:47
paulums: ooohhhhhh
DeepPan
20:52:18
so, what’s the raspberry pi for?
mrbatwench
20:52:22
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B00
20:52:32
Oh yes they gave it a way on the raspberry pi magazine saw that this morning
Serenak
20:52:33
Its a bare bones computer
SwampRat
20:52:53
I used those AOL CDs as drink coasters
BronwynECG
20:52:58
i’m still wondering that too DeepPan . The only thing I can think of for me is to use it for old console emulation and play ROMS
Serenak
20:53:14
her in the UK the Pi Zero is £4, the connector kit is £4 and if you want a USB power supply that is £5...
batwench
20:53:15
ewen are you sure the email address isnt britishtechnews@gmail.com as that is what is the contact addie on the website
Ewen
20:53:42
britishtechnetwork@gmail.com
BronwynECG
20:53:45
oh if anybosy wants to get me a good Christmas present: get me some new computer speakers
batwench
20:53:54
YOu need to change the website address then xcxc
batwench
20:54:08
US
Serenak
20:54:09
it is smaller than a credit card
mrbatwench
20:54:18
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batwench
20:54:36
learning to code. At college we have them and ardewnos
Ewen
20:54:37
You can send to either BW
Serenak
20:54:47
it is diesigned to be the ZX81/Spectrum of the modern age
Serenak
20:55:03
aimed to let people learn basic programming
B00
20:55:11
I would use it for a media server I.e. Plex
Ewen
20:55:34
Batwench ’s SPelling of Arduino is my entry of hte year for IRC
DeepPan
20:55:36
Does a Pi explain what a computer is, because it’s small and cheap?
mrbatwench
20:55:38
Looking to set up my pi as an OpenVPN server now we have internet
BronwynECG
20:56:05
mrbatwench: hey that’s a good idea
batwench
20:56:41
The one thing I love about parents on this network/place is that they are willing to spend time when it comes their kids and enthusing the mind.
BronwynECG
20:57:27
any dude who knows how to cook is instanty mine :P
mrbatwench
20:57:27
Ardwenos is the Welsh spelling
batwench
20:57:32
Ewen - Ask mrbatwench about the pi - he loves his
campionuk
20:57:38
ewen be back in one minute
mrbatwench
20:57:40
Or the dyslexic one
BronwynECG
20:57:47
mrbatwench: i thought it would be aerghrfghbfdwfhstrhad ? XD
batwench
20:57:47
mrbatwench: FU
BronwynECG
20:57:52
ACTION hides behind Ewen 
mrbatwench
20:57:56
Love you too dear
batwench
20:58:01
BronwynECG: you have vowels in that not welsh
BronwynECG
20:58:18
hah!:P
mrbatwench
20:58:38
As a dyslexic I think Ardwenos makes perfect sense
DeepPan
20:59:38
A Pi seems to be a computing version of Meccano, except you have to machine your own nuts and bolts, and cast your own metal sections, and expecting people to use that as their starting point
BronwynECG
21:00:06
I <3 Terminal
mrbatwench
21:00:16
Good for playing about at low cost though
Serenak
21:00:21
It ismore like those “Electronics Projects” kits
batwench
21:00:32
lakes College in Cumbria loved the Pi - actually taught a lot of the computer students about stuff and linking and programming instead of just being MS drons
batwench
21:00:47
I loved BBC basic
Serenak
21:00:57
and there are loads of make X with your Pi books, mags and sites
batwench
21:01:13
Ewen - they need a computer magazine like INPUT - how to program
BronwynECG
21:01:24
i tried to learn BASIC on my Apple //e. Unfortunately I couldn’t figure out how to save onto a floppy :/
BronwynECG
21:01:37
when I was like 8 or 9
DeepPan
21:01:51
Exactly Ewen. Sinclair seems like a better starting point, learning coding and OS first, then start expanding towards something like a Pi
batwench
21:02:43
Ewen - Have you explained to Ellis that if he downloads or puts in a program from the interwebs that he unless he understands the code he could be letting the hacker into his system as part of the code
BronwynECG
21:02:59
I had plenty of books to learn that my uncle gave me… Just couldn’t figure out ONE function >_<
mrbatwench
21:03:01
Floppy- very swish. Remember upgrading to one on my BBC micro.
Serenak
21:03:03
the Pi is totally inspired by the Sinclairs and BBCs of the 80s
Serenak
21:05:13
at basically £4 apiece they can be treated almost like RC Model Servos
DeepPan
21:05:24
Ewen, on Netflix, check out a movie called “From Bedrooms to Billions” all about the start of the computer game revolution everyone teaching themself to code
Serenak
21:05:24
except much cleverer
mrbatwench
21:05:24
BBC are going to support an alternative to the pi the 'micro bit' to help computer science education : http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/mar/12/bbc-micro-bit-raspberry-pi
batwench
21:05:37
I am sure that Pele couldhelp him if he cant get it out there
DocRock
21:05:50
DocRock
21:05:54
Thatch Unicycle
DocRock
21:06:30
DeepPan
21:06:55
Everyone wave! :D
batwench
21:07:47
mrbatwench: is daning around the kitchen it a sprout stalk - I am scared
DeepPan
21:08:02
Looks like Kevin Bacon has already “had the op”
B00
21:08:44
🙊
BronwynECG
21:08:48
I CANNOT LIVE without an adblocker. I am seriously tempted to get a hardware adblocker to put on my internet routher to block ads on my cellphones
mrbatwench
21:09:05
😁
SwampRat
21:09:29
I never see ads in Yahoo Mail. Then again, I pay for Yahoo mail. :-)
DeepPan
21:09:31
If any service provider is looking to block adverts, it only be so that they can sell ad space themselves to the advertisers
BronwynECG
21:09:58
Ewen: why don;t people just whitelist yahoo mail website or else use Thunderbird
BronwynECG
21:10:06
?
B00
21:10:22
BT uses Yahoo for their email
batwench
21:11:21
Send Help mrbatwench has finally gone bye bye
BronwynECG
21:11:28
mrbatwench: I was SO shocked that facebook had ads. Then I remembered I turned off my adblocker XD
B00
21:11:47
EE come early next year will be owned by BT
patrice
21:12:56
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DeepPan
21:13:33
EE is effectively the carrier of adverts that they make no money from, so makes sense for them to block ads that aren’t purchased through EE
BronwynECG
21:13:45
I *hate* mobile ads with the firely passions of all the suns in the universe so so much. They are devil donkey balls shitty . THere are no words to describe my hatred for mobile ads
mrbatwench
21:16:01
Real issue is the massive performance and bandwidth hit from mobile advertising and tracking.
BronwynECG
21:16:07
as an aside can i just say how much I love the reverse peace sign ? :P Ewen batwench
patrice
21:16:19
@ewen: Which line do you want me to call in on?
DeepPan
21:16:24
Do you really think that any of the advertisers ask Yahoo, etc what percentage of the customer space is running an ad-blocker?
DeepPan
21:16:50
and reduce the advertising revenue accordingly
Ewen
21:16:53
Nothing right now Patrice
mrbatwench
21:16:54
Average slice of pages on top 50 sites multiple MB and dozens of requests.
patrice
21:17:02
ok
MaJiKman
21:17:18
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mrbatwench
21:18:15
If advertisers want to have a business they need to tackle the impact of their adds on mobile browsing and those with poor internet connections
BronwynECG
21:18:19
Ewen: yaho isn’t really even worth it anymore. The spam on there is ridiculous now. When I first got a mail account tbere about 15 years ago or so it was perfect. NOW it’s just ridiculously out of hand
BronwynECG
21:18:26
yahoo*
batwench
21:18:27
i am like paulums i tune them out
MaJiKman
21:18:34
evening all, sorry I'm late, have I missed much?
Serenak
21:18:36
Content blockers are there because some people took the proverbial and the ads over powered pages
BronwynECG
21:18:44
MaJiKman: maybe half the show
Serenak
21:18:53
and ones that are stealing our battery and bandwidth
DeepPan
21:18:55
targeted ads are rubbish “Here, let me tell you about something that you’ve already bought from us”
DocRock
21:19:12
$35 for a freaking Tablet holy gawd http://dcrk.me/1Idi8jc
MaJiKman
21:19:18
The good half or the bad half
batwench
21:19:25
MaJiKman: some but nowt too shocking download it when the stream is done
BronwynECG
21:19:51
who’s lewis hamilton?
batwench
21:20:03
has anyone noticed about the ads on FB being total lies.
batwench
21:20:14
BronwynECG: F1 driver
MaJiKman
21:20:18
Thank you Batwench Is this a combined show
patrice
21:20:19
Exactly. Watchin a minute of crap for a usually somewhat medicre article is just not worth my time
BronwynECG
21:20:40
batwench: oh okay cause I se there’s a lewis hamilton football player
BronwynECG
21:20:55
or footballer, rather
batwench
21:20:58
BronwynECG: but is he the pride of UK?
DeepPan
21:21:01
That’s made Doc nervous! ;-)
pitchforkz
21:21:05
3 time WDC !!
batwench
21:21:29
Anders needs to get a life :-)
DeepPan
21:21:37
The back end boys
batwench
21:21:46
DeepPan: oh er missues
B00
21:22:18
🙊
batwench
21:22:21
Ewen: you also keep people sane and think that there are people out there worth living for
DeepPan
21:22:28
Word has got out about the wise words from Greenie :D
B00
21:22:38
Oh gawd
batwench
21:22:46
DeepPan: ????????????????????????????
B00
21:23:15
I prefer video
batwench
21:23:20
Love the Test Card
B00
21:23:58
Yes I saw that
DeepPan
21:24:03
Batwench, some of the crap that Greenie comes out with is just jaw-dropping :D
BronwynECG
21:24:07
inappropriate show titles are the primary reason I watch you Ewen :P
batwench
21:24:18
but why would you mute it?
BronwynECG
21:24:44
SHOW TITLE Ewen crabs crabs crabs :D
Serenak
21:25:09
Would you believe that the Official Twitter Client doesn’t seem to allow muting hashtags?
batwench
21:25:18
do the gamer show do video now?
BronwynECG
21:25:23
i’ve noticed taht Serenak
DeepPan
21:25:36
Show Title was from Doc at the start “Go to town with crabs” :D
BronwynECG
21:27:25
Ewen: http://i.imgur.com/29E08vm.jpg Pan-fried Soft Shell Crab Sandwich
DeepPan
21:28:02
The advantage of Uber is still that you can book at the car is identified and comes to you. You don’t have to run around looking for a cab and hope the one that stops will accept your fare
BronwynECG
21:28:40
O.O £72?!?!! O.O
MaJiKman
21:28:51
Black Cabs are crap. Only use minicabs. When I lived in Ealing could never get a cab to come out in the evening.
DeepPan
21:29:47
Microsoft wish they were running skype! :D
B00
21:30:05
Gone deep sea diving by the sounds of it
BronwynECG
21:30:16
for those interested per earlier conversaion https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Bay_Seasoning
B00
21:31:00
Lololol
patrice
21:31:08
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BronwynECG
21:31:50
i like No Doubt but I wouldn’t go to a concert to see them
mrbatwench
21:33:37
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BronwynECG
21:33:41
i never take yellow cabs in NY. They’re all assholes. Turn me loose in an outer borough doller cab :P DocRock
DocRock
21:33:52
yep
DocRock
21:34:01
And Capitol Cab in DC
GBRedneck
21:34:31
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BronwynECG
21:34:32
Capitol Cabs are shit? O.O
batwench
21:34:35
i thought that they had to do ‘theknowledge'
mrbatwench
21:35:05
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batwench
21:35:06
would love to see Uber in cumbria where local knowdlge is king
BronwynECG
21:35:27
Ewen: I don’t give a shit about them :P
BronwynECG
21:35:42
I’ll take the subway anyway. its faster in Manhattan
patrice
21:35:54
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batwench
21:35:56
or walking
B00
21:36:00
BW I did see a uber car when I went to go get me phone fixed in Manchester lol
B00
21:36:21
That's about the closest of getting to an uber car
paulums
21:36:25
I live in Norwich. You can walk from one side of the city to the other in half an hour
BronwynECG
21:36:28
oh btw DocRock I am serioulsy climbing the walls right now for a Brooklyn Mooooslim BEAN PIE!!!!! Goota go back soon
mrbatwench
21:36:54
Tube almost always quicker in London unless you have gear to cart about
batwench
21:37:29
unless you want to go from Leiscter Sq rto covent garnden
BronwynECG
21:37:35
mrbatwench batwench do the underground have elevators and escalators? I can’t remember since I was there 25 years ago…. BTW I am getting so old when I way tht :P
batwench
21:37:44
me
mrbatwench
21:37:47
Central London is also pleasantly walkable
patrice
21:38:17
mrbatwench: Depends.. Sometimes it’s faster if you walk instead of taking the tube
B00
21:38:22
Me version 2
mrbatwench
21:38:23
Mostly escalators but some elevators
batwench
21:38:26
Ewen- I can’t afford Screenast at the moment
BronwynECG
21:38:30
ACTION stays quite 
B00
21:38:31
:(
batwench
21:38:32
its either that or cat foof
BronwynECG
21:38:33
quiet
batwench
21:39:03
oooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Clean my mac 3
B00
21:39:12
I am honking of getting 3
mrbatwench
21:39:22
Yes always fun with the people travelling from Paddington to Lancaster Gate by tube. 40 min by tube 5 min walk.
B00
21:39:24
Honking? Err thinking?
batwench
21:39:25
BronwynECG: most of us make typo’s but read them right
BronwynECG
21:39:37
is clean my mac 3 in the appstore or do i download it from the web? Ewen
B00
21:39:50
BronwynECG: not App Store
BronwynECG
21:39:58
ahh okay
batwench
21:40:17
B00
21:40:19
Ewwwwww hell no don't swear
BronwynECG
21:40:23
i really really really wanna go back to London so bad
BronwynECG
21:40:33
Thanks batwench
patrice
21:40:45
BronwynECG: Me too :(
DocRock
21:41:10
Ewen
21:41:21
do you have a link @DocRock
Ewen
21:41:26
Oops
DeepPan
21:42:13
a few things crashed by chance? :D
DeepPan
21:43:15
Would a Fire/Kindle be subject to EE ad blocking?
BronwynECG
21:43:29
can i hack that thing to run pure android?
mrbatwench
21:43:35
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DeepPan
21:45:03
Pure American, like a Chinese made tablet! :D
B00
21:45:18
Ewen: unfortunately it would get delivered by Amazon Delivery Seevices it could end up anywhere lol
BronwynECG
21:45:18
DeepPan: chinese made american flags XD
BronwynECG
21:45:44
YORKSHIRE PUDDING!!!!
mullerbiker
21:45:46
Chris is a black puddin Bertha
BronwynECG
21:45:46
\m/
batwench
21:45:53
Ewen- no that is Cornwall!
BronwynECG
21:46:03
cornwall pirates!! :E
paulums
21:46:18
amazon.e.by.gum
BronwynECG
21:46:53
also can I say, I like how English pronounce my home state :P
batwench
21:46:55
BronwynECG: actualy Mrbatwench has a great grandfather called Old Beadle who was a cornish pirtate
BronwynECG
21:47:03
O.O
batwench
21:47:38
Apparenlty his cornish side was upright and upstanding. Old beadle was from Suffox
batwench
21:48:08
Texas?
batwench
21:48:51
Mind you I am a member of the Taffia!
BronwynECG
21:48:54
batwench: a large southern state (taht every single Enlgish person imittes when trying an American accent) who asserts their independace withing the US : P
batwench
21:49:27
I try New York…. and fail
BronwynECG
21:49:30
batwench: everything’s big in Texas including their love of guns :D
patrice
21:49:56
BronwynECG: Everything?
BronwynECG
21:49:58
batwench: I try enlish and I sound fucking terrible
BronwynECG
21:50:03
patrice: everything
BronwynECG
21:50:14
don’t mexx with Texas :D
batwench
21:50:16
BronwynECG: i need to hear you trying a welsh accent
BronwynECG
21:50:17
mes*
BronwynECG
21:50:32
batwench: I haven’t heard a proper one so i have no idea
batwench
21:50:45
Yorkshire - a county with its own day and a recipie that MUST be used with all roasts.
patrice
21:50:58
BronwynECG: Even the rats?
batwench
21:51:04
Yorkshire Pudding - food of of the gods
BronwynECG
21:51:12
patrice: ESPECIALLY the vermin :P
patrice
21:51:17
LOL
B00
21:51:38
Used to have jam on Yorkies too lovely :)
batwench
21:51:50
B00: traditional
B00
21:51:54
Aye
BronwynECG
21:51:59
patrice: but New York is a close second with the HUGE RATS crawling around in the subway platforms and watching all the tourists freaking out XD ROF L
campionuk
21:52:26
Ewen you need to play Lumino City
patrice
21:52:32
BronwynECG: Sometimes the rats are the people ON the platform :P
BronwynECG
21:52:39
hah :P
batwench
21:52:39
mr batwench has never heard of YP with jam. I explained it to him - apprenlty his tummy is willing to be experiment on
batwench
21:52:55
Can I bring my compoundbow?
B00
21:53:08
BW 👍🏻
DeepPan
21:53:26
Rop on iPad Pro? :)
pitchforkz
21:53:39
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BronwynECG
21:53:59
patrice: I loved going in the NY subways specifically to watch all the tourirts flipping out over the rats on the tracks XD
batwench
21:54:19
Ewen - have you seen some of the stuff at the TATE galleries - they cant draw either!
B00
21:54:28
Lol
BronwynECG
21:54:40
batwench: oooohhhhhhh comput bow
BronwynECG
21:54:44
compound
BronwynECG
21:54:54
damn keyboard messing up my spelling today :P
mullerbiker
21:55:27
Standby I coming in dry
BronwynECG
21:55:37
ummmmmm :P
campionuk
21:55:58
My other pic was Screencastsonline - coupon code BF2015 for 30% off a 12 month subscription
DeepPan
21:56:02
Adobe stuff isn’t vector based?
batwench
21:56:12
mullerbiker: TMI. I dont want to know aBOUT you coming in dry
campionuk
21:56:52
dry really isnt good mullerbiker
batwench
21:56:54
campionuk: still cant afford it :-( Have rescure cats with volumes not issues that I am saving up for
mullerbiker
21:56:54
batwench: standby I coming in sloppy
batwench
21:57:11
mullerbiker: as long as it isnlt floppy
batwench
21:57:56
I can’t do ‘art’ but I can do technical drawing - someobe please explain this to me
BronwynECG
21:57:57
batwench: when I went to London when I was a teenager after I graduated from high school, we stayed in the Strand hotel. I very nearly didn’t go with the rest of my group on purpose cause I loved it there so much but I wanted to see Switzerland….
mrbatwench
21:58:10
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mullerbiker
21:58:23
batwench: I coming in long
BronwynECG
21:58:29
O.O
batwench
21:58:32
BronwynECG: both in eurpoe just not same land mass
BronwynECG
21:58:44
yep
batwench
21:58:49
mullerbiker: long and thin gets it in, short and thick does the trick
BronwynECG
21:59:02
batwench mullerbiker hahahahahahahaahhahahahah //blush// XD
patrice
21:59:21
BronwynECG: I didn’t go to London in school but went to Venice instead
batwench
21:59:27
mullerbiker: accoring to Mrbatwench we are lowering the tone
BronwynECG
21:59:29
ooohhhhh venice
batwench
21:59:33
DocRock: you doing Ham?
mullerbiker
21:59:33
batwench: coming in with girth long and now dry again
BronwynECG
21:59:44
patrice: I went to Rome and got mugged by fucking gypsies >_<
batwench
21:59:45
Damn - get the Ky
patrice
21:59:49
never regretted it. Fell in love with London years later
batwench
22:00:00
Dates - very good in brownies - add moisture
DocRock
22:00:05
Dont eat Pork either also bad for gout
mullerbiker
22:00:08
batwench: only got ralgex :)
DocRock
22:00:12
Chicken and Fish FTW
batwench
22:00:20
owch - defo not baby oil
BronwynECG
22:00:24
patrice: fortunately I had no Lira and got my wallet back from a very hot Italiam cop :P
campionuk
22:00:41
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batwench
22:00:53
DocRock: My mate had as saying for those two: Tastes like chicken smells like fish….
patrice
22:01:06
BronwynECG: I got mugged in London once. He deserved the 2 pounds, though :P
DocRock
22:01:10
hahahaha
BronwynECG
22:01:13
patrice: hah! :P
mullerbiker
22:01:17
ecky thump
BronwynECG
22:01:19
batwench: dudes taste like fish
batwench
22:01:35
BronwynECG: you have to visit Cumbria - stay with us
patrice
22:01:49
BronwynECG: If you’re able to trick me.. you deserve whatever money you got out of it
batwench
22:01:51
Ewen: let us know when you are there - we will join you. Love York
patrice
22:01:52
:P
BronwynECG
22:02:07
batwench: yeah I’d love to go to the north of England
batwench
22:02:16
I can also get you in Wales
mrbatwench
22:02:17
Mmmmmmm steak
mullerbiker
22:02:19
campionuk: wanted my t shirt
BronwynECG
22:02:40
batwench: plus hearing Ewen go on and on about rhyther arms steak house makes me wanna go eat that meat :P
batwench
22:02:40
BronwynECG: I have links to the Taffia
campionuk
22:02:56
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batwench
22:02:59
BronwynECG: eat that meat @@snork@@
BronwynECG
22:03:04
heheh :P
campionuk
22:03:15
thanks chat room
batwench
22:03:34
Ewen: I would like to thank this network once again for being there and rasing me from a dark place.
B00
22:03:42
See ya tomorrow
batwench
22:03:58
xcxc
mullerbiker
22:04:03
campionuk: Ewen skype havent got the licence to run in Yorkshire
BronwynECG
22:04:08
batwench: plus honestly I wnana go to Northern England to see if everybody talks like Mollie Sugden :P
batwench
22:04:09
tHat is what I need
MaJiKman
22:04:28
Hi Ewen Are you coming to the LMUG Xmas Quiz? Monday 14 Dec at The Sun Tavern Covent Gdn. See lmug.org.uk. Give us a shout out please Martin
batwench
22:04:52
BronwynECG: Manchester is NOT the north of england where I come from. from my bedrrom I can see the Isle of Mann and 3 miles down the road scotland
campionuk
22:05:08
BronwynECG
22:05:16
batwench Ewen plus almost all I know about England I learned from Are you bening served? XD
SwampRat
22:05:29
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B00
22:05:43
John Inman was class 👍🏻
BronwynECG
22:06:09
B00: yep, far as i can tell yes he was
paulums
22:06:28
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
22:06:34
BronwynECG: excellent choice - may I recommnend Bill Bryson : notes from a little island and his follow up The road to little dribling. Either book or audio book
batwench
22:06:41
An american over here
batwench
22:06:59
All of his books are brill
BronwynECG
22:07:06
batwench: is it a bad thing that I also love little britain and eastenders?
BronwynECG
22:07:40
and My family
batwench
22:07:47
Nope. Althouhgh through the people I know Eastenders is a load of bollocks - their lives are far more far fetched
BronwynECG
22:08:17
plus i think it’s hilarious taht Zoë Wanamaker is ‘merican XD
batwench
22:08:33
Little britian = some of the sketches are very close to people who live here. I will put you a list of prog that you have to watch - inc monty python for the SOH
patrice
22:08:46
NICE!
BronwynECG
22:08:48
i never really liked monty pyton
BronwynECG
22:08:53
ACTION hides behind Ewen 
brightstar
22:09:01
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batwench
22:09:02
Actally Dr Who is very good at taking a pop at UK cutlure
patrice
22:09:06
They’re both great shows, so not that surprising
BronwynECG
22:09:57
i wonder how long it’ll take me to marathon ALL of eastenders …..
batwench
22:09:58
BronwynECG: I undertsand that - its a very particular sense of humour. May I suggest the Goon Show - radio only but FAF. Also The Goodies and Spike Milligan.
batwench
22:10:04
Also Dads Army
BronwynECG
22:10:10
batwench: good to know
B00
22:10:31
Yes want that
batwench
22:10:49
If you can get hold of it: Yes MInister and Yes Prime Minister
BronwynECG
22:10:53
batwench: i did have a huge crush on terry jones though
mrbatwench
22:10:53
Missing the pocket show
mrbatwench
22:11:03
Very realistic
patrice
22:11:09
batwench: oh yeah. Those two are great!!!!
campionuk
22:11:09
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
22:11:23
Ewen: I need help with what you want for the Rage Show. Willing to do it but not sure how
BronwynECG
22:11:38
khazi? DocRock Ewen
BronwynECG
22:11:41
??
mullerbiker
22:11:46
Its from India
BronwynECG
22:12:00
hahahahahahahahaahahah DocRock ROFL
mullerbiker
22:12:09
KHARZI
B00
22:12:11
Khazi
mullerbiker
22:12:17
KHAMAKARZI
patrice
22:12:34
Damn… It’s 11pm and I just learned a new word :P
BronwynECG
22:12:41
OMG I actually spelled it right and i was pulled it out of my ass :P
batwench
22:12:48
Never worse than hearing a Glaswegian Indian Accent when I was working at British Gas
paulums
22:12:53
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
22:12:57
pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch
mullerbiker
22:13:15
PINCH..... diffrent names for toilets
BronwynECG
22:13:43
hey look guys I can’t stick around… go go eat dinner now…..
B00
22:13:46
Hahahaha
BronwynECG
22:13:50
hugs for all :)
BronwynECG
22:13:56
later and have fun
patrice
22:14:00
The “underworld phone”
BronwynECG
22:14:00
<< Leaves the chat room
B00
22:14:05
Big
mrbatwench
22:14:08
You did ask!
B00
22:14:09
Bog
batwench
22:14:30
Drunk
mullerbiker
22:14:55
Gods big white telephone
mullerbiker
22:15:35
Sex on the pod
DeepPan
22:17:28
Pinching a loaf
DeepPan
22:17:46
on the “john” or the “crapper"
B00
22:17:51
Dropping a log
mullerbiker
22:18:06
crapper
B00
22:18:12
Bog
mullerbiker
22:18:13
can
mullerbiker
22:18:22
chunder box
mrbatwench
22:18:23
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
22:18:32
the dunny
DeepPan
22:19:08
outdoor toilets at the races/festivals, called a “thunder box”
mullerbiker
22:19:08
little boys room
mrbatwench
22:19:17
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
22:19:17
outhouse
mullerbiker
22:19:26
Po
DeepPan
22:19:37
Armitage Shanks
mullerbiker
22:19:47
Thunder mug
mullerbiker
22:20:00
Throne
mullerbiker
22:20:17
Sukha
mullerbiker
22:20:23
seat
mullerbiker
22:20:28
potty
mullerbiker
22:20:39
ball cocks
mullerbiker
22:20:54
Place of easement
mullerbiker
22:21:05
Pan
mullerbiker
22:21:23
El Retrete
mullerbiker
22:22:18
Ann Coulter
batwench
22:22:39
out house
batwench
22:22:48
cloak room
mullerbiker
22:22:58
latrine
batwench
22:23:06
yes
mullerbiker
22:23:24
privy
batwench
22:23:32
or just reinforces that you need a second batrrom
batwench
22:23:48
powder rrom
campionuk
22:23:58
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DeepPan
22:24:42
farts! :D
DeepPan
22:24:53
names
DeepPan
22:24:57
lol
DeepPan
22:25:04
squeezing cheese
batwench
22:25:09
Blowing wind
DeepPan
22:25:11
floating an air biscuit
batwench
22:25:29
Bottom Sprouts
DeepPan
22:25:31
Rule one - Never trust a fart
batwench
22:25:44
them who smelt it delt it
mullerbiker
22:25:53
air biscuit
mullerbiker
22:26:01
anal audia
mullerbiker
22:26:09
anal applause
batwench
22:26:10
I stink the house oy
DeepPan
22:26:15
bottom cough
mullerbiker
22:26:15
back draft
mullerbiker
22:26:29
benchwarmer
mullerbiker
22:26:44
botty burp
batwench
22:26:44
Air biscuit
batwench
22:26:45
Air tulip
batwench
22:26:47
Anal audio
batwench
22:26:48
Anal exhale
batwench
22:26:50
Anal salute
batwench
22:26:51
Anus applause
batwench
22:26:53
Answering the call of the wild burrito
batwench
22:26:54
Ass acoustics
mullerbiker
22:26:55
bull snort
batwench
22:26:56
Ass flapper
batwench
22:26:57
Back draft
batwench
22:26:59
Back-end blowout
batwench
22:27:00
Back blast
batwench
22:27:02
Baking brownies
batwench
22:27:03
Bark
batwench
22:27:05
Barking spider
batwench
22:27:06
Barn burner
batwench
22:27:08
Beef
mullerbiker
22:27:09
butt bongos
DeepPan
22:27:09
Ewen, you didn’t push her head under the sheets?!? :D
batwench
22:27:09
Beep your horn
batwench
22:27:11
Belching clown
batwench
22:27:12
Benchwarmer
batwench
22:27:14
Blast
batwench
22:27:15
Blat
batwench
22:27:17
Blurp
batwench
22:27:18
Blurt
batwench
22:27:20
Bomber
batwench
22:27:21
Boom-boom
mullerbiker
22:27:23
cheek squeak
batwench
22:27:23
Booty bomb
batwench
22:27:24
Booty cough
batwench
22:27:26
Bottom blast
batwench
22:27:27
Bottom burp
batwench
22:27:29
Booty belch
batwench
22:27:30
Break wind
batwench
22:27:32
Brown cloud
batwench
22:27:33
Brown haze
batwench
22:27:35
Brown thunder
batwench
22:27:36
Bubbler
mullerbiker
22:27:38
ACTION cut the cheese
batwench
22:27:38
Bull snort
batwench
22:27:39
Bumsen burner
batwench
22:27:41
Bung blast
batwench
22:27:42
Burner
batwench
22:27:44
Burp out the wrong end
batwench
22:27:45
Bust ass
batwench
22:27:47
Butt bazooka
batwench
22:27:48
Butt bongos
batwench
22:27:50
Butt cheek screech
batwench
22:27:51
Butt dumpling
DeepPan
22:27:52
bad timing with a cough :D
batwench
22:27:53
Butt sneeze
batwench
22:27:54
Butt trumpet
batwench
22:27:56
Butt tuba
mullerbiker
22:27:57
free speech
batwench
22:27:57
Butt yodeling
batwench
22:27:59
Cheek squeak
batwench
22:28:00
Cheeser
batwench
22:28:02
Colon bowlin'
batwench
22:28:03
Cornhole clap
batwench
22:28:05
Cornhole tremor
batwench
22:28:06
Crack concert
batwench
22:28:08
Crack splitters
batwench
22:28:09
Crap call
batwench
22:28:11
Cut one
batwench
22:28:12
Cut the cheese
batwench
22:28:14
Drifter
batwench
22:28:15
Droppin' stink bombs
batwench
22:28:17
Duck call
batwench
22:28:18
Exercise the meat nozzle
batwench
22:28:20
Exhume the dinner corpse
batwench
22:28:21
Fanny beep
batwench
22:28:23
Fanny frog
batwench
22:28:24
Fecal fume
mullerbiker
22:28:26
raspberry
batwench
22:28:26
Fire in the hole
batwench
22:28:27
Fizzler
batwench
22:28:29
Flatus
batwench
22:28:30
Floater
mrbatwench
22:28:32
Worried now
batwench
22:28:32
Fluffy
DeepPan
22:28:33
or you try too hard to fart and regret it! :D
batwench
22:28:33
Free speech
batwench
22:28:35
Frump
mullerbiker
22:28:35
rump ripper
batwench
22:28:36
Gas
batwench
22:28:38
Get out and walk Donald
batwench
22:28:39
Great brown cloud
batwench
22:28:41
Grundle rumble
batwench
22:28:42
Grunt
batwench
22:28:44
Gurgler
DeepPan
22:28:45
Speak up Brown, you’re through!
batwench
22:28:45
Heinie hiccup
batwench
22:28:47
Hisser
batwench
22:28:48
Honker
batwench
22:28:50
Horton hears a poo
batwench
22:28:51
Hot wind
batwench
22:28:53
Hottie
batwench
22:28:54
Human hydrogen Bomb
batwench
22:28:56
Insane in the methane
batwench
22:28:57
Lay an egg
mullerbiker
22:28:58
sphincter siren
batwench
22:28:59
Let Polly out of jail
batwench
22:29:00
Mouse on a motorcycle
batwench
22:29:02
Nasty cough
batwench
22:29:03
O-ring oboe
batwench
22:29:05
One-man salute
batwench
22:29:06
Orchestra practice
batwench
22:29:08
Panty burp
batwench
22:29:09
Peter
batwench
22:29:11
Pewie
batwench
22:29:12
Pi p
batwench
22:29:14
Poof
batwench
22:29:15
Poop gopher
batwench
22:29:17
Pootsa
batwench
22:29:18
Pop tart
batwench
22:29:20
Power puff
batwench
22:29:21
Puffer
batwench
22:29:23
Putt-putt
batwench
22:29:24
Quack
batwench
22:29:26
Quaker
batwench
22:29:27
Raspberry
mullerbiker
22:29:29
thunder from down under
batwench
22:29:29
Rattler
batwench
22:29:30
Rectal turbulence
batwench
22:29:32
Ripass
batwench
22:29:34
Ripper
batwench
22:29:35
R oar from the rear
batwench
22:29:37
Rump ripper
batwench
22:29:38
Rump roar
batwench
22:29:40
Silly cyanide
batwench
22:29:41
Slider
batwench
22:29:43
Sphincter siren
batwench
22:29:44
Sphincter whistle
batwench
22:29:46
Spitter
batwench
22:29:47
Split the seam
batwench
22:29:49
Squeaker
batwench
22:29:50
Stale wind
batwench
22:29:52
Steam-press your Calvins
batwench
22:29:53
Steamer
batwench
22:29:55
Step on a duck
batwench
22:29:56
Step on a frog
batwench
22:29:58
Stink it up
batwench
22:29:59
Stinker
batwench
22:30:01
Stinky
batwench
22:30:02
Taint tickle
batwench
22:30:04
Tear ass
batwench
22:30:05
Testing in the Levi wind tunnel
batwench
22:30:07
Thunder from down under
batwench
22:30:08
Thurp
batwench
22:30:10
Toot your own horn
mullerbiker
22:30:10
Tear ass
batwench
22:30:11
Tootsie
batwench
22:30:13
Trouser cough
batwench
22:30:14
Trouser trumpet
batwench
22:30:16
Trunk bunk
batwench
22:30:17
Turd tremors
batwench
22:30:19
Turtle burp
batwench
22:30:20
Tushy tickler
batwench
22:30:22
Under thunder
batwench
22:30:23
Wallop
batwench
22:30:25
Whiff
batwench
22:30:26
Whoopee
batwench
22:30:28
Whopper
batwench
22:30:29
I thank you.....
batwench
22:30:31
the joy of copy and paste mrbatwench
DeepPan
22:30:31
never trust a fart!
batwench
22:30:32
I must admit I can clear a room: Coeliac with IBS!
batwench
22:30:37
As long as there isnt any Follow Through
mullerbiker
22:30:41
air bagel
DeepPan
22:30:52
turtles head is showing
batwench
22:31:01
Get paulums a nappy
mullerbiker
22:31:04
Ewen: after a good night out
mullerbiker
22:31:33
To boldly go where no one has farted before
batwench
22:31:55
I am not saying that mrbatwench is posh but I did just have to check that he did know what “Turtling” meant
DeepPan
22:32:08
pebble dashed
mullerbiker
22:32:12
Ewen: he had a turtles head
DeepPan
22:32:47
Doc goes to toilets in high end hotels?!?! :D
mullerbiker
22:32:49
Doc Crap?
mullerbiker
22:33:31
dont eat yellow snow
mullerbiker
22:33:54
Doc thats fuckin ash you knob
mrbatwench
22:34:08
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
22:34:55
Arse-Gravy
mullerbiker
22:35:10
DeepPan: 
batwench
22:35:43
for that is where the huskys go
mullerbiker
22:36:18
do bears shit ion the woods?
mullerbiker
22:36:39
I need to eat too..... goodnight
DocRock
22:36:53
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B00
22:37:13
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mullerbiker
22:37:39
night all
DeepPan
22:37:40
yorkshire chatroom software
campionuk
22:37:55
night all
DeepPan
22:37:55
laters all
Ewen
22:38:16
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
22:38:18
Post-turkey tails
batwench
22:38:20
Night all . Depends on traffic what time I make it
batwench
22:38:22
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DeepPan
22:38:25
tales even
DeepPan
22:38:31
<< Leaves the chat room
MaJiKman
22:38:45
Nite Nite all
MaJiKman
22:39:23
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paulums
22:40:00
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
22:40:30
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
22:40:33
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
22:45:18
<< Leaves the chat room
mrbatwench
22:46:59
>> Joins the chat room
mrbatwench
22:46:59
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patrice
23:20:17
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August 14 2018 21:33:11