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joedemaxMacBook
3:31:51
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joedemaxMacBook
4:42:41
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joedemaxMacBook
4:54:21
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GBRedneck
7:03:50
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GBRednec_
7:04:31
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GBRedneck
7:11:00
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NotNozireV
7:26:43
Morning GBR, NASA is supposed to make a big annoucement about Pluto later today :D
GBRednec_
7:27:27
morning old chap
GBRednec_
7:27:34
sounds interesting
NotNozireV
7:28:49
I'm a sucker for science and space
GBRednec_
7:28:55
i've noticed
GBRednec_
7:30:52
everything ok with you ?
NotNozireV
7:31:49
Yes sir couldnt be better
NotNozireV
7:32:41
I finally decided to order a gaming console today.
NotNozireV
7:33:04
I havent owned one since 1997-ish lol
NotNozireV
7:33:27
Seriously
GBRednec_
7:33:38
xbox or ps?
GBRednec_
7:33:57
lol
GBRednec_
7:34:08
am just popping out to drop off the missus at work
NotNozireV
7:34:10
Xbox since its the cheapest option
GBRednec_
7:34:14
you gonna be on for a while?
GBRednec_
7:34:22
good going xbox is deffo the better console i think
NotNozireV
7:34:23
Probably not
GBRednec_
7:34:28
ok
NotNozireV
7:34:31
I'll see you in a few hours
NotNozireV
7:34:35
Have fun
NotNozireV
7:34:49
BTW, how is the fiat?
GBRednec_
7:35:39
for such a small vehicle its immense fun, and feels amazingly roomy inside
GBRednec_
7:36:07
theresa loves it
GBRednec_
7:38:08
right catch up later
GBRednec_
8:05:29
still there?
patrice_
12:16:01
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patrice
12:29:49
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joedemaxMacBook
13:50:02
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joedemax_
13:53:55
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joedemaxMacBook
14:09:06
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joedemax_
14:25:09
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joedemaxMacBook
15:10:10
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joedemaxMacBook
15:37:19
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NotNozireV
15:38:49
GBR I think you'll enjoy this :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeiI8cd5rO4
joedemaxMacBook
16:48:07
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joedemaxMacBook
17:03:03
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GBRednec_
17:58:19
just watching now NotNozireV
GBRednec_
18:12:40
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batwench
19:37:53
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GBRredneck
19:41:48
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GBRredneck
19:42:06
evenin all
GBRredneck
19:42:09
hi NotNozireV
GBRredneck
19:43:08
you there NotNozireV
NotNozireV
19:44:58
Yes sir
GBRredneck
19:45:06
hows the day going?
Ewen
19:45:15
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NotNozireV
19:45:21
Fantastic so far
GBRredneck
19:45:23
evenin ewen
Ewen
19:45:38
Hey ROb
Ewen
19:45:43
Hey Notx
NotNozireV
19:45:54
Hey Ewen
batwench
19:46:05
yez
GBRredneck
19:46:40
what happening chaps?
GBRredneck
19:47:51
i'm slumming it on my dell laptop
batwench
19:48:18
Ewen: I am arranging the Hoya glasses meeting with Mark Hopefully in september - do you want me to do a selfie video of it?
NotNozireV
19:48:19
Speaking of Dell, Did you see that video I sent you GBR? :P
GBRredneck
19:48:47
I did, it was amusing
batwench
19:48:58
I mean October. Do you want to video it and send it to you to edit
batwench
19:49:31
WIll get my 1020 to do its stuff.
GBRredneck
19:50:06
so who's buying a surface book?
Ewen_
19:50:17
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batwench
19:52:29
GBRredneck: not me but VERY liking the 950
GBRredneck
19:52:54
that demo was pretty cool i have to say
GBRredneck
19:53:05
loving the hub that makes it an almost PC
batwench
19:53:08
YES - LIQUID COOLED PHONE
richarddummer
19:53:40
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batwench
19:53:41
GBRredneck: MrB is going to try and talk his tech peps into getting some to “test"
GBRredneck
19:54:05
looks almost good enough for me to dump my macbook pro
batwench
19:54:17
YOu do with apple stuff - I didnt say that you had to praise it
batwench
19:54:31
I know Nokia sent me a 1020 to test
batwench
19:55:48
very clear
batwench
19:56:52
vision not too shabby
richarddummer
19:56:58
looks very good
batwench
19:57:47
please excuse while we eat/type/watch Mr B has just gotten back from brum
paulums
19:58:53
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batwench
19:59:01
paulums: why arent you video
Troyski
19:59:13
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paulums
19:59:20
eh batwench?
batwench
19:59:34
u not on panel tonught
batwench
19:59:40
It was a flying visit
batwench
19:59:50
hell not me him.
paulums
19:59:53
nah they Ewen won't have me back after last week
paulums
20:00:57
behind you Ewen
batwench
20:01:15
oh errr missues
Troyski
20:01:30
Evening Ewen
MrJosef
20:20:02
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batwench
20:20:04
chat bot backin
batwench
20:20:19
Mrbatwench more wine pls
paulums
20:20:45
Batwench could he get me some nuts?
batwench
20:20:58
SALTED?
Serenak
20:21:02
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batwench
20:21:33
Just discovered that the feed on an iphone is about 1 min behind
batwench
20:23:01
JeffG: THEY SAID IT WAS RASIT
MrJosef
20:23:24
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MrJosef
20:24:09
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Troyski
20:25:49
I ate food in Mexico. Prefer Chiquitos.
SwampRat
20:25:57
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Serenak
20:26:14
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batwench
20:26:32
good lad
MrJosef
20:26:44
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Troyski
20:28:05
Good reactions Jeff
Troyski
20:28:21
MEh button
paulums
20:28:31
Here is me in my sombreo http://1drv.ms/1VHFnIj
batwench
20:28:58
paulums: how YOUNG were you?
Troyski
20:29:06
Is this related to the Netflix and Chill Button?
batwench
20:30:22
I like the idea of having more than LIKE button. Mind you I am not a Troll so I tend not to think of it that way.
JeffG
20:30:42
Netflix's Chill button is all about getting a movie, setting the mood lighting, and having someone over to watch TV and have sex with you. No kidding.
batwench
20:31:08
JeffG: you have discovered this after extensive research?
Troyski
20:31:28
Cool, Can I have one of those please.
ToddWhitehead
20:31:42
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JeffG
20:31:56
I don't need a Chill button for that, but I'm all about research, BW!
Unidentified53941
20:33:43
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Troyski
20:33:48
I think we just need to keep it positive. Dislike is negative. Now a Chocolate Button, that's positive.
Unidentified53941
20:34:07
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richarddummer
20:34:43
isn't that special
richarddummer
20:35:24
Just have a check box
batwench
20:36:43
Troyski: What is the different between men and chocolate?
ToddWhitehead
20:36:43
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ToddWhitehead
20:37:02
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batwench
20:37:21
Chocolate always satisfies
techytez
20:37:40
#RacistSombrero
Serenak
20:37:53
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Serenak
20:38:26
Evening
techytez
20:39:16
Prime means free right? What does this mean? http://www.amazon.co.uk/b/ref=pn_uk_surl_lp?node=6584642031
batwench
20:41:09
bankruptcy for ewen is what it means
campionuk
20:42:03
techytez that means free and fast
campionuk
20:42:30
evening Serenak
techytez
20:42:34
I am looking for an excuse to order!
campionuk
20:43:44
We need a live BTN test on the Prime 1 hour delivery one week Techytez , order at the start of the show with delivery before the end..
Troyski
20:43:55
Hello Mr Assasin
batwench
20:44:10
campionuk: i like it
techytez
20:44:11
that's a great idea campionuk!
batwench
20:44:25
I know that feeling paulums
techytez
20:44:27
I can only do it at work though
Serenak
20:44:36
Guys i keep losing the sound on iOS
batwench
20:44:54
ewen - that is ttttooooo scary
batwench
20:45:21
Serenak: ok on Chrome
techytez
20:45:22
Did we just join the King of The Hill show
richarddummer
20:45:24
I'm from Kentucky we call that pull
Troyski
20:46:04
ok on Safari
mullerbiker
20:46:10
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mullerbiker
20:46:27
Hi guys
richarddummer
20:46:33
moving targets
techytez
20:46:36
I'm thinking of a business venture... In door drone racing
batwench
20:47:23
love to see them trying to fly over my works
richarddummer
20:47:26
tehcyez would that be game of drones
techytez
20:47:47
That's it! That's the name!
techytez
20:47:56
:D
Ewen
20:49:07
Whats your story Wrighty?
mrbatwench
20:49:27
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batwench
20:49:38
Dad figures are so in now
mullerbiker
20:49:42
Im a thinny :)
batwench
20:49:44
The only way to loose weight
mrbatwench
20:49:44
Helloooo
batwench
20:49:50
eat less exercise more
batwench
20:50:16
OK having healthy sleep also helps - well according to my sleep apnoea doctor it will
Troyski
20:50:53
Gotta run. Adios for now.
mullerbiker
20:50:54
batwench my microsoft band keeps telling me I sleep crap
batwench
20:51:11
Go to the drs there couls be a probelm.
NotNozireV
20:51:14
Same here mullerbiker lol
batwench
20:51:17
ask dr sexy
Troyski
20:51:22
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mrbatwench
20:51:33
My Withings tells me too
mullerbiker
20:51:46
batwench: yeah baby
batwench
20:51:51
By the look of things I will be sleeping with a mask from now on in
batwench
20:52:05
Mind you falling asleep while driving, at work etc may have also goven me a clue
NotNozireV
20:52:15
It counts me turning over in bed as steps lol
Serenak
20:52:21
Unfortunately i dont have much choice atm as my laptop gone for repair
NotNozireV
20:52:36
batwench actually I would love a device that wakes me up when I doze off at night
batwench
20:52:53
Do you work nights>
NotNozireV
20:53:14
Not really :D
batwench
20:53:37
so why are you worried, years of evolution want you to sleep at night
mrbatwench
20:53:42
My Withings pop is great for sleep tracking - vibrating alarm doesn't wake me up though
mullerbiker
20:53:42
batwench: I used to and I think thats my problem....
NotNozireV
20:53:51
lol okay good point!
mullerbiker
20:54:13
paulums: come on then lets fight :)
NotNozireV
20:54:27
I just hate sitting down and falling sleep on Saturdays at 8PM then waking up at 1AM. Totally ruins my weekend.
richarddummer
20:54:54
I kinda like those false vibrations
paulums
20:55:00
Did someone say something?
batwench
20:55:16
richarddummer: whatever floats your goat
richarddummer
20:55:34
Ewen sounds great in 1080p
techytez
20:55:50
richarddummer they are weird
batwench
20:55:52
NotNozireV: watching x factor will do that for you
batwench
20:55:59
Freeze for anyone?
techytez
20:55:59
the phantom vibrations I mean
mullerbiker
20:56:02
Ewen: if you work in public sector you do these days..
techytez
20:56:04
not Ewen
NotNozireV
20:56:08
lol batwench
richarddummer
20:56:53
techytez it happens to me all the time
mullerbiker
20:57:27
I worked for cosco when I retied and they wanted you in for day shift 6am so you had to be up at 4am...
batwench
20:57:42
Remember that 10,000 steps has no scientific basis - its just a made up number
mullerbiker
20:59:06
JeffG: how many wanks do you need ?
techytez
20:59:15
lol
JeffG
20:59:19
All of them
techytez
20:59:21
you took the words out of my mouth
Ewen
21:00:35
MERE GREEN You deaf bugger!!!!!
mullerbiker
21:01:09
Ewen: pardon?
mrbatwench
21:01:12
It's Siribiker
mullerbiker
21:01:57
Got myself a ipad mini swop a phone for a 16 gig one... :)
NotNozireV
21:02:31
My Microsoft Band counts me turning over at night as steps
techytez
21:02:32
el capitan broke WebStorm
mrbatwench
21:03:10
I am really annoyed that despite promising updates on Moto E 2015 all over their advertising. They still haven't provided UK Moto E's the Android 5.1 update they launched in May !
mrbatwench
21:04:11
Coupled with the fact they have announced they won't update to Android 6.0 - seriously wouldn't trust Motorola to update their phones in future.
mrbatwench
21:05:33
And Motorola still haven't pushed the Stagefright bug fixes released by Google in July!
batwench
21:06:03
breathe mrbatwench breathe
techytez
21:06:11
I know it's disgraceful! Sony have only just released theirs for older devices
mullerbiker
21:06:49
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richarddummer
21:06:59
I usually upgrade as soon as I can, been running iOS beta on a spare phone.
mrbatwench
21:08:10
Sorry slightly irate. Partly cos it's a shame they are blowing it given how good the phone is for the money.
techytez
21:08:13
I think people want to update usually
mrbatwench
21:08:54
Always update phone as soon as the update is available. Pep eater reminders on the desktop is annoying though.
mullerbiker
21:11:54
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mrbatwench
21:12:12
At least with Windows Phone you can easily use the preview programme to get most of the updates direct.
mullerbiker
21:12:56
mrbatwench: the surface laptop looks nice
mrbatwench
21:13:14
Yes the Moto E
techytez
21:13:50
my line is going bad
mullerbiker
21:13:58
mrbatwench: you can side load it
mrbatwench
21:13:58
That's why I am annoyed with Moto as advertised updates and didn't deliver
campionuk
21:14:08
anyone else finding El Capitan is milking macbook pro battery ?
techytez
21:14:39
My battery is dead, I have a message saying "Service Battery"
DocRock
21:14:56
My Cool Thing cause I gootta bounce: http://www.dji.com/product/osmo
techytez
21:14:58
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mrbatwench
21:15:12
Yep but shouldn't have too and is much more technical the Windows preview programme.
mullerbiker
21:15:22
Ewen: do you need a tissue
techytez
21:15:24
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DocRock
21:16:13
campionuk Mine is fine
batwench
21:16:31
Liquid Cooled phones
mrbatwench
21:20:09
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muulerrishbiker
21:21:56
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campionuk
21:22:02
How much Techytez ????
muulerrishbiker
21:22:28
Test call from iPad mini
DocRock
21:22:32
There you go
DocRock
21:23:11
dont watch if you dont like needles :p
mullerbiker
21:23:39
pedant
muulerrishbiker
21:24:09
Fuck him
mullerbiker
21:24:45
800 quid that is bollocks
mullerbiker
21:25:18
Can we shag him if he is wrong
mullerbiker
21:26:08
paulums: you do him
paulums
21:26:36
Did someone say something?
mrbatwench
21:26:39
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campionuk
21:26:43
Techytez you have more chance of Shure throwing you in that swimming pool than of them sending the earphones
mullerbiker
21:26:54
Ewen: tell him I live near him :)
batwench
21:27:10
want want want lego
techytez
21:27:53
techytez
21:27:58
*campionuk
muulerrishbiker
21:28:05
JeffG: you rock my world
batwench
21:28:11
so much better than the megablocks dr who
mrbatwench
21:28:18
Lego and doctor who dear - with your reputation
batwench
21:28:27
mrbatwench: who me......
batwench
21:28:47
I would buy it
campionuk
21:28:49
Hope it comes off mate but would be amazed at that price..
ToddWhitehead
21:28:53
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muulerrishbiker
21:29:03
Ewen: tell em I do him as well
batwench
21:29:50
paulums: need a better camera for the 1080 transmission
muulerrishbiker
21:30:17
Mini iPad is so light
batwench
21:31:07
princesswarr
21:31:32
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princesswarr
21:31:53
dont getstuck again mate
batwench
21:31:54
Death by paper cuts?
mullerbiker
21:32:23
batwench: worse
batwench
21:33:16
JeffG: the dr who mini fig in that set looks more like william hartnell
mullerbiker
21:33:21
doesnt paper burn?
mrbatwench
21:33:47
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JeffG
21:33:48
It kind of does, BW. I think they're were going for the post-regeneration 12th Doctor.
JeffG
21:34:23
The outfit looks a lot like the 11th Doctor's from his last eposide.
batwench
21:34:28
I know but even so. I cant remember clara wearing trews. Normally a short skirt
mrbatwench
21:34:29
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techytez
21:34:44
I feel calm just listening to it
muulerrishbiker
21:34:45
You play this on the toilet cause you don't give a shit
JeffG
21:34:50
Yeah. But still... TARDIS!
techytez
21:34:57
headphones
techytez
21:35:04
£800 headphones
batwench
21:35:13
TARDIS always for the win
Ewen
21:35:27
Tengami in the MAS
muulerrishbiker
21:35:52
Ohh we can have him on face book
techytez
21:36:15
I am http://thefrontender.co.uk but it's under construction
muulerrishbiker
21:36:29
paulums: is on his tractor
batwench
21:36:41
The BTN and normal - not normally in the same sentence
paulums
21:36:48
Huh? What was that?
mullerbiker
21:37:11
I got mine :)
SwampRat
21:37:30
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mrbatwench
21:37:36
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batwench
21:38:44
at least he could close the door
muulerrishbiker
21:38:54
Pinch sex toys or Lego
DocRock
21:39:11
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batwench
21:39:13
how much!!!!!
mrbatwench
21:39:16
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mrbatwench
21:39:34
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campionuk
21:39:41
I’ve scheduled a 3pm recurring weekly Friday meeting with meeting room booked at work now so I can watch on iOS…
techytez
21:39:44
I can't say it out loud
techytez
21:39:48
ears are listening
muulerrishbiker
21:39:58
batwench: 800 I want a personal sex slave to to set em up
JeffG
21:40:34
muulerrishbiker
21:40:37
Pinch Lego or minectaft discussed
muulerrishbiker
21:40:58
Lego or Legos fuck you
muulerrishbiker
21:41:45
iPad mini is so light compared to my iPad 3
mrbatwench
21:42:02
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muulerrishbiker
21:42:31
Has Ewen caught my cold?
batwench
21:42:50
LEGO SEX TOYS
campionuk
21:44:01
There is no more appropriate subject for @JeffG than this…
muulerrishbiker
21:44:03
paulums: dragging it down
paulums
21:44:16
???
batwench
21:44:25
I am sure that if you have JeffG and lego I would have fun....
campionuk
21:44:40
what happens if you find you have a missing piece though ???? who’s going fishing for that ??
GBRedneck_Dell
21:44:57
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muulerrishbiker
21:45:40
Lego never comes
muulerrishbiker
21:46:36
What if a brick break off mid wank?
campionuk
21:46:39
Lego Wall-E comes ?!? now thats an exclusive Netflix and Amazon will be fighting over…
muulerrishbiker
21:47:35
Was he bob the builder?
muulerrishbiker
21:47:42
Lego builder?
muulerrishbiker
21:48:52
What the fuck has that got to do with Lego
muulerrishbiker
21:49:55
That one is never gonna posted is it
princesswarr
21:50:01
yeah right
princesswarr
21:50:09
two bottles
batwench
21:50:11
we wave at terry
techytez
21:50:16
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princesswarr
21:50:42
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
21:50:44
thanks all for the show guys !!
campionuk
21:52:17
nah, still here..
muulerrishbiker
21:52:28
This is a Lego dildo
campionuk
21:52:32
thought you were wrapping up
mrbatwench
21:53:22
Yeah new show!
muulerrishbiker
21:53:29
Tech loonies
campionuk
21:55:12
excellent idea..
mullerbiker
21:55:15
JeffG: YOUR NUMBER TWO
JeffG
21:55:25
Clearly :)
batwench
21:55:26
he doesnt have to wear pants - not that he does anyway
mullerbiker
21:55:51
JeffG: OR ARE THEY SAYING YOU ARE A NUMBER TWO
mrbatwench
21:56:57
You could start from zero
mullerbiker
21:56:59
paulums: kiss ass
batwench
21:56:59
night all
mrbatwench
21:57:04
Night night
batwench
21:57:07
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mrbatwench
21:57:13
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campionuk
21:57:48
night all, thanks !
richarddummer
21:57:59
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Ewen
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