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Name
Time
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NotNozireV
1:31:45
ah ah ah...
GBRedneck
7:11:20
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GBRedneck
7:11:33
morning NotNozireV
GBRedneck
9:24:57
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GBRedneck
9:31:16
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Sacs
10:11:23
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GBRedneck
12:11:37
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patrice_
12:16:19
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patrice
12:16:55
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campionuk
12:31:16
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campionuk
12:33:51
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GBRedneck
15:31:23
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GBRedneck
16:05:27
afternoon ll
GBRedneck
16:05:32
*all
NotNozireV
16:10:18
Goooood afternoon GBR
NotNozireV
16:14:42
Looks like I'm missing the Microsoft Magnificant Microtacular
NotNozireV
16:15:05
Ugh. Surface Pro? *yawn*
GBRedneck
16:17:33
ou missed the bit about the phone?
GBRedneck
16:17:36
now that was impressive
NotNozireV
16:18:07
It listens to what you're saying and then does stuff?
GBRedneck
16:18:18
no....
NotNozireV
16:18:26
Now I'm interested
GBRedneck
16:18:30
you can plug in a dock and it becomes a pc
NotNozireV
16:18:41
wow
GBRedneck
16:18:53
might be enough to make me switch from Apple
GBRedneck
16:19:03
for my phone
NotNozireV
16:19:03
For sure
NotNozireV
16:19:16
So you can run PC applications on the phone?
GBRedneck
16:19:22
universal apps
NotNozireV
16:19:31
Oh wow. That is very cool
NotNozireV
16:20:26
I like this guy on stage right now, hes very pasionate about the products hes selling
NotNozireV
16:20:32
This is what I like
NotNozireV
16:21:38
Sorry, just had to say that
NotNozireV
16:21:50
Anyway, I am very interested in the Microsoft phone
NotNozireV
16:22:04
Now is this only for new phones?
NotNozireV
16:22:16
or can I turn my 1520 into a PC?
GBRedneck
16:22:29
new ones
NotNozireV
16:22:53
aww :(
NotNozireV
16:23:08
Below $500?
NotNozireV
16:23:56
This guy on stage is good.
NotNozireV
16:24:02
Google and Apple should take notes
GBRedneck
16:24:03
yup am ejoying this
NotNozireV
16:24:12
This is how you sell
NotNozireV
16:26:30
The Google presentation came off as a bunch of 6 year olds doing a play. They werent connecting with audience, they were entirely focused on reading the prompter
GBRedneck
16:29:06
its a nice presentation i have to say
NotNozireV
16:33:14
"Just a laptop? WHAT?"
NotNozireV
16:33:16
lol
NotNozireV
16:35:27
If you say "woooo" or "yeaaah" at a keynote I hate you.
NotNozireV
16:35:30
wooooo!
NotNozireV
16:35:40
...yeaaah
GBRedneck
16:35:42
this looks the mutts nuts
NotNozireV
16:36:34
"It feels so good when you touch it" heh
NotNozireV
16:36:52
"I want a few of you to touch it, I'm going to pull it out"
NotNozireV
16:37:02
C'mon!
NotNozireV
16:37:10
That had to be intentional
NotNozireV
16:37:12
lol
GBRedneck
16:38:35
you read too much into these things
GBRedneck
16:38:52
i just see cool shit!
NotNozireV
16:38:53
Hey! He said, I didnt
NotNozireV
16:39:05
lol
NotNozireV
16:39:13
This is very cool shit
GBRedneck
16:39:15
i'm with soup
NotNozireV
16:39:24
Ah ha! I knew it!
GBRedneck
16:39:36
he's pre-ordering as we type
NotNozireV
16:40:01
...fantastic
NotNozireV
16:40:17
I've pretty much disconnected from the twit-verse
GBRedneck
16:40:35
i couldnt get the microsoft stream working
NotNozireV
16:40:42
Bummer :/
GBRedneck
16:40:45
so zipped back to #soupoftheday
NotNozireV
16:41:43
I had soup yesterday since it was cold
GBRedneck
16:42:27
yes but your version of cold is not quite the same as mine
NotNozireV
16:42:44
True
GBRedneck
16:42:46
i hear you'll be back up into the almost hundreds by the weekenfa again
NotNozireV
16:42:52
My version of cold is 63 degrees
GBRedneck
16:42:55
i read the LA times
NotNozireV
16:43:05
You really shouldnt lol
GBRedneck
16:43:09
no?
GBRedneck
16:43:13
is it a bad paper then?
NotNozireV
16:43:38
...meh, they can tend to be annoying on certain subjects
NotNozireV
16:43:56
Some of the writers are blowhards
NotNozireV
16:44:00
Not all
NotNozireV
16:46:56
A microsoft scale would be awesome
NotNozireV
16:47:19
or a microsoft band that could sync data with fitbit
NotNozireV
16:49:25
*yawn* where is a fast forward button?
NotNozireV
16:51:19
So only the dev version of Hololens is shipping in 2016 and its $3000?
NotNozireV
16:52:59
Making a device that overlays data on googles shouldnt be hard, afterall its been done for decades in Military aviation.
NotNozireV
16:53:48
I can see another company launching their own affordable version of the Hololens to consumers in 2016
NotNozireV
16:55:00
I would love to see simple data like my heart rate, time and weather on a goggle like device. I don't care about minecraft or moving around objects in a space.
NotNozireV
16:55:31
The first company to do this for less than $300 has my business
NotNozireV
16:57:20
NotNozireV
16:57:40
Its just a waste of time IMO
GBRedneck
16:58:47
lol
GBRedneck
18:21:55
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
19:44:59
evenin all
NotNozireV
20:45:53
Good evening GBR
GBRedneck
20:46:44
how goes it?
GBRedneck
20:46:58
have you finished ranting about microsoft for the day
GBRedneck
20:47:04
you did make me chuckle earlier
NotNozireV
20:47:59
:D
GBRedneck
20:48:16
i must admit that was one of the best events i've viewed for a while
GBRedneck
20:49:30
i'm just sat here installing an exchange server
NotNozireV
20:49:32
It was one of the best keynotes I've seen in awhile
GBRedneck
20:49:34
i get all the good jobs
NotNozireV
20:49:43
Especially the surface portion
GBRedneck
20:49:47
oh yes
GBRedneck
20:49:51
almost tempted
GBRedneck
20:50:02
but not this month lol
NotNozireV
20:50:52
heh
GBRedneck
20:51:05
to buy one
NotNozireV
20:51:14
Right, I got it
NotNozireV
20:52:34
I'm happy to see the days of the bulky laptop that felt like an oven on the lap is over
GBRedneck
20:53:14
yes its a good sign
GBRedneck
20:57:49
did you go back and look at the phone stuff?
GBRedneck
20:57:52
now that did look cool
GBRedneck
20:58:01
the tubby guy with the trilby
GBRedneck
22:17:42
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Sacs
23:07:47
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