patrice
6:42:22
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GBRedneck
6:44:51
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NotNozireV
8:20:21
I just realized how twit free I've been since I got rid of drama in my life
NotNozireV
8:20:26
Whoo hooo hooooooooooo!
patrice_
12:14:25
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patrice
12:28:10
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GBRedneck
17:05:05
Hey NotNozireV good morning old chap
GBRedneck
18:10:25
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NotNozireV
18:24:19
Good Morning
NotNozireV
18:25:27
I might be able to be up and running in a week. This brace worked wonders.
GBRedneck
18:45:00
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GBRedneck
18:45:17
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Troyski
19:06:09
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Troyski
19:06:38
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DeepPan
19:44:12
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paulums
19:48:09
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batwench
19:48:43
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batwench
19:49:11
its alive
Bigruss
19:50:05
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DeepPan
19:50:08
Build it, and they will come (Virgin Media permitting) :)
DeepPan
19:50:11
evening all
PaulDixon
19:50:47
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Ewen
19:51:20
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Bigruss
19:51:49
Good mate you have a little hiss
batwench
19:53:03
A Little hiss.
Troyski
19:54:11
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batwench
19:54:31
paulums: Need pictures of you dressed up
maccast
19:54:57
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Graham
19:55:04
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Gazmaz
19:55:58
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Gazmaz
19:56:22
Evening. WINDOWS PHONE yay :)
Troyski
19:56:32
Noooooooooo
Gazmaz
19:56:57
Don’t worry Troy it’s not for me ;)
Troyski
19:57:03
I feel like I'm stalking you now Gaz
Gazmaz
19:57:21
I feel like your stalking me :)
Troyski
19:57:40
Bwwahahhahahhaaaa
Gazmaz
19:57:45
No I wasn’t ;)
Lee
19:58:02
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Lee
19:58:19
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LeeG
19:58:29
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batwench
19:58:39
Who is he?
SwampRat
19:58:57
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batwench
19:59:14
Still no idea who he is.
batwench
19:59:55
never let them watch “salad fingers”.....
Serenak
20:00:20
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SwampRat
20:00:29
I rarely watch YouTube
makkyassae
20:00:37
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batwench
20:00:47
sounds fine in chat room
makkyassae
20:00:55
Hi everyone
paulums
20:01:05
Swamprat - more YouPorn eh?
Serenak
20:01:12
Hello Gang
campionuk
20:01:23
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paulums
20:01:26
Serenak - well hello
mullerbiker
20:01:33
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paulums
20:01:37
Eveming CampionUK
campionuk
20:01:37
Evening !!
campionuk
20:01:48
Evening Paul, you well mate ?
SwampRat
20:01:52
paulums: Heh... More like podcasts like this, and Hulu, Warner Archive, Acorn TV, etc. :-)
mullerbiker
20:02:09
hello
paulums
20:02:21
CampionUK all good mate
campionuk
20:02:54
Good stuff Paulums
SwampRat
20:02:56
At least it appears Skype is working today
campionuk
20:02:58
Evening Steve
batwench
20:03:17
Ewen - there is a loud hiss on the sound.
Serenak
20:03:28
Hi there Gaz… Sent Guy a link to a compy
makkyassae
20:03:29
Pissssssss
Electric-Banana_
20:03:41
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Serenak
20:03:50
copy of Lion on my Copy.com
makkyassae
20:03:51
Psssss*
Electric-Banana_
20:04:03
Hello
Serenak
20:04:07
I can’t here any hiss
Electric-Banana_
20:04:12
i cant hear a hiss
makkyassae
20:04:21
I cannot hear anything either
Troyski
20:04:23
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batwench
20:04:30
Oh he is loud
Troyski
20:04:32
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makkyassae
20:04:33
Not a hiss
batwench
20:05:10
How LOW can you go......
batwench
20:05:12
Much better
SwampRat
20:05:38
Sounds good here
batwench
20:05:48
All level ish
Serenak
20:06:00
all sound ok here
makkyassae
20:06:05
All about the same
campionuk
20:06:09
All sounds good
SwampRat
20:06:46
The band on Ewen's wrist is chroma keying
batwench
20:07:13
Its not a wrist band, he has just had that part of the wrist removed :-)
Troyski
20:07:36
Will that shaking give him extra steps on his apple watch today?
Electric-Banana_
20:07:59
you've become part of genysis euan
Electric-Banana_
20:08:06
*ewen
makkyassae
20:08:19
Hi ha
DeepPan
20:08:41
Who’s got the VW story :)
IRCUser
20:09:00
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Troyski
20:10:06
I was surprised to see ios9 on my iPad Air (1) does PiP (and the iPlayer does it!) !
DeepPan
20:11:13
There’s a reason we gave the US back! ;)
makkyassae
20:12:13
I'm here with joseph our son
batwench
20:12:13
POWER they gave him power
batwench
20:12:27
Hellllooooo there Joseph
batwench
20:13:22
Dr Sexy …. you can see right up his nose :-)
Electric-Banana_
20:14:03
have you guys heard of drawception yet?
batwench
20:14:24
wet noses are not my thing
makkyassae
20:14:55
Please say hello to joseph
makkyassae
20:16:18
You will make him a very happy 6 year old
Electric-Banana_
20:16:21
it is the greatest website for wasting time EVER, basically someone give a propmt, then someone draws that prompt, then someone captions that (so on and so forth) till around 12-15 panels. :D its awesome. 8)
makkyassae
20:16:39
His well happy now
batwench
20:16:43
NOT read it
brightstar
20:17:25
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mullerbiker
20:17:37
There up to it I bet not just VW
batwench
20:17:49
HOw can it do that?
Troyski
20:17:54
Carplay hacked the Engine Management System
batwench
20:18:04
mullerbiker: proably not
DeepPan
20:19:08
The critia was that the car has to meet those figures DURING THE TEST :D
campionuk
20:19:39
and my new Passat Estate is due next Wed……
SwampRat
20:19:49
You know who else released toxic emissions in Germany?
Serenak
20:20:04
as I understand it can tell when its being tested then either run the engine lean or otherwise reduce the emissions
Troyski
20:20:08
Sounds like diag test mode.
Electric-Banana_
20:20:14
i have a russian friend who hacks into gta modes for fun, im waiting for him to take up the job of testing chrome for bugs.
mullerbiker
20:20:32
batwench: You think
Serenak
20:21:14
well if it is cheating on the tests then they are lying to you
Troyski
20:21:18
Tesla faked their electric car emissions. Oh wait.
DeepPan
20:21:46
Maybe the malware engages based on GPS to a test location. Some cars can engage a race performance engine mapping when at a race track
Gazmaz
20:21:51
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Serenak
20:22:10
and people are buying it because it is low emissions… and are being conned
ToddWhitehead
20:22:20
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Serenak
20:22:41
yes they were basicallly overclocking on speed tests and underpowering on battery tests
makkyassae
20:22:52
👨👩👧👧
LeeG
20:23:03
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mullerbiker
20:23:16
Isnt it the same as ISP doing same when you used Bandwith testing sites
campionuk
20:23:30
yep, a key decision when I ordered my Passat Estate was the 107 gms CO2.. Important factor in terms of Company Car tax
batwench
20:23:37
Down the pub
Electric-Banana_
20:23:48
did you hear that elon musk plans to bomb the ice caps of mars to create water and hopefully kickstart plant life.
Serenak
20:23:48
sort of but you can use indeendent speed tests on your broadband
Serenak
20:23:59
and see that they’re lying
Serenak
20:24:12
most people cant self test their car
IRCUser
20:24:43
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DeepPan
20:25:48
Every car damages the environment before they’ve turned a single wheel
Electric-Banana_
20:26:04
my dream car is a tesla
batwench
20:26:10
Mr Batwench has a VW Jetta that may be involved as it is a Desil.
SwampRat
20:26:22
I'm fairly certain my Ford Ranger isn't as environmentally friendly as newer vehicles, but I like it, so keeping it as long as possible.
Serenak
20:26:23
all sorts of reasons I am sure Ewen… but many people do take CO2 emissions into account… and if you are being lied to then that is basically a false claim
makkyassae
20:26:39
They want an apple care with as much spaces to plug in your ipod iphone iPad ect
Electric-Banana_
20:27:02
elon musk is my favourite person in the entire world, last week i did a essay about him for my science teacher (optionally)
Electric-Banana_
20:27:12
3 pages long XD
DeepPan
20:27:41
BMW share price dropped as it’s thought they might be doing the same
campionuk
20:27:59
In the UK a bag of crisps is 50% chipped potato’s and 50% air…
DeepPan
20:28:01
I’m guessing that all the car companies are doing this in one form or another
batwench
20:28:05
A lot of people are worried that all of them are at it.
Troyski
20:28:14
And do Co2 emissions dictate road tax too?
Serenak
20:28:24
they factor in
Serenak
20:28:32
low emisson cars pay less tax
brightstar
20:28:37
yes Troyski
campionuk
20:28:38
I believe they do Troyski
Electric-Banana_
20:29:05
im just a nerd to be honest XD
campionuk
20:29:11
500k impacted worldwide
Troyski
20:29:13
So some car users may have to pay more road tax too
batwench
20:29:45
Over 18’s?
Electric-Banana_
20:30:22
they do that here too they wont sell kids toiletpaper or eggs in october
Troyski
20:30:38
If they re-certify VW's emissions, and they are higher - you'd have to pay more road tax sounds like.
Electric-Banana_
20:30:44
my braces are currently black and orange because HALLOWEEEEEEEEN
SwampRat
20:31:18
Eggs are pricey over here right now due to the bird flu breakout
brightstar
20:31:23
the NO gases dont seems to be factor currently Troyski
DeepPan
20:31:44
Company car are bracketed on emissions too
campionuk
20:32:05
and knowing the HMRC they will probably revisit Benefit in Kind tax
ibookery
20:32:22
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DeepPan
20:33:29
That’s an expensive chat line!
DeepPan
20:33:46
It’ll error faster on a Mac Pro :D
makkyassae
20:34:05
Mums not told me to go to bed yet
ibookery
20:34:22
Get a PC
SwampRat
20:34:22
Even under normal circumstances, cellphones are a huge ripoff, as is printer ink and breakfast cereal.
Troyski
20:34:24
Before tax
ibookery
20:34:45
Can I pay in Bitcoin
DeepPan
20:34:48
He’s holding it wrong!
makkyassae
20:34:58
Yes👆🏻
Troyski
20:35:28
The whole neighbourhood has been tethering
ibookery
20:35:33
Why is Adam's volume cranked way up?
Electric-Banana_
20:35:43
ibookery
20:35:52
International data roaming
campionuk
20:35:56
has all of Oregon been tethering off their phone..
makkyassae
20:35:56
👆🏻qre a😈
makkyassae
20:36:18
No I'm not in bed yet
ToddWhitehead
20:36:33
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DeepPan
20:36:50
… and in another story, a local community has made full use of a mysterious free wifi hotspot that’s appeared for the last 10 months :D
makkyassae
20:37:17
Means joseph not in bed yet
Electric-Banana_
20:37:19
HES SUCH A LEGEND
campionuk
20:37:37
he probably caught on a call with Kelly and it took $2m before he got a word in…
ibookery
20:38:09
nuked Mars Bars
Electric-Banana_
20:38:10
he already swore at his reception teacher XD
Troyski
20:38:31
Nuked = deep fried
PaulDixon
20:38:36
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Troyski
20:39:10
Maybe it was just before they were going to report their profits?
makkyassae
20:39:27
No Demestic I'll beat her up later
batwench
20:39:50
makkyassae: Domestic violince is nothing to joke about
Troyski
20:40:07
Round pebble?
maccast
20:40:07
chatroom, we want a animated nostrils GIf before the end of the show. Go!
makkyassae
20:40:16
Nope your right there smart arse
batwench
20:40:40
That is taking the michael!
Troyski
20:41:02
He nearly said the f word, lol
mullerbiker
20:41:04
Can you skim a pebble watch?
makkyassae
20:41:08
That was for electric banana
ibookery
20:41:10
Pebble Round
Troyski
20:41:15
And pricey too
batwench
20:41:25
mullerbiker: not at the price they charge!
ibookery
20:41:30
Suckas!
SwampRat
20:42:40
My $30 Timex is "smart" enough. Does all I need in a watch. Helps me keep track of the time.
ibookery
20:42:55
someone put their new Pebble Watch in a hydraulic press. Thinnest Pebble ever
campionuk
20:43:30
I think Pebble will lose significant respect over this approach.. No apparent release cycle means consumers can’t make any informed decisions
Troyski
20:44:46
Had the first two, not getting the 'round. I'm all smartwatched-out
ibookery
20:44:53
And they haven't finished shipping their last product
makkyassae
20:45:06
Can not wait to get my new iphone6+
makkyassae
20:45:43
Iphone 6s+ *
batwench
20:45:53
so 1980’s in design
Troyski
20:46:00
They faked the Pebble emissions
Electric-Banana_
20:46:02
i am actually working on a nostril gif now
ibookery
20:46:44
Maginot Line Watch
campionuk
20:46:47
taxi from the bezel to the screen ?
DeepPan
20:47:40
Plasma display!
mitch
20:47:54
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ibookery
20:47:54
That color E-paper display reminds me of 1st gen Casio calculator with display I cannot read
DeepPan
20:48:25
Mr.T says “I’m not gonna wear that!!”
ibookery
20:48:33
Clip a book light to the Pebble
mitch
20:49:07
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Bigruss
20:50:30
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
20:51:09
the whole two charges a day idea was brought up by a guy who has put up a Sleep Tracker
DeepPan
20:52:10
Sounds started cyloning
Serenak
20:52:11
cylon…. attack
mullerbiker
20:52:13
paulums: is cyloning
makkyassae
20:52:14
Darling voice
campionuk
20:52:22
Sound screwed
SwampRat
20:52:30
Wonky audio
maccast
20:52:32
im not hearing that on my end
makkyassae
20:52:33
Darlic voice *
makkyassae
20:52:43
All of you
mullerbiker
20:52:45
everyone is cyloning
SwampRat
20:52:53
It's the feed
makkyassae
20:53:02
It's dead
ibookery
20:53:10
can someone translate?
makkyassae
20:53:26
The streaming is struggling now
batwench
20:53:26
cylon ewen all of yuou
ibookery
20:53:28
Exterminate
mullerbiker
20:53:48
Delete delete
ibookery
20:53:59
It's 10min. in front of the hour. Everyone stand up (AppleWatch)
makkyassae
20:54:11
EXTERMINATE
ibookery
20:54:22
Eggs-Terminate
DeepPan
20:54:35
no, sounds still the same
SwampRat
20:54:38
Still sound like a Dalek
batwench
20:54:44
Video ok sound shite
mullerbiker
20:54:48
Delete Delete
makkyassae
20:54:48
Still the same no change in the vice
batwench
20:55:03
Oh they have many vices
makkyassae
20:55:05
Voice
DeepPan
20:55:14
still the same
Serenak
20:55:15
yes it is
SwampRat
20:55:16
Still wonky
batwench
20:55:20
Nope. DALEK DALEK
Ewen
20:55:29
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makkyassae
20:55:30
Sounds like your in a very bad tunnel
SwampRat
20:55:54
or talking into a large fan
ibookery
20:56:01
Was Davros the Doctor's father? Did Tardis date Ms. Piggy? Find out next week :p
makkyassae
20:56:03
With darlics
batwench
20:56:04
well that gives me time to strap on my osa testing stuff
ibookery
20:56:23
don't want to know about batwench and Strap Ons
DeepPan
20:56:37
never heard one of those called an “osa testing stuff”! :D
DeepPan
20:57:08
Is it an electric start, or a kick start? :D
makkyassae
20:57:13
Serenak gone to fetch Ruths
Graham
20:57:59
<< Leaves the chat room
robb085
20:58:24
>> Joins the chat room
ibookery
20:58:34
does the OSA testing stuff have an App?
DeepPan
20:58:46
back and clear
SwampRat
20:58:47
Sounds good now!
mullerbiker
20:58:49
pardon paulums
makkyassae
20:58:59
Welcome back
Ewen
20:59:20
>> Joins the chat room
makkyassae
20:59:34
You can have Serenak lol
DeepPan
20:59:49
we were all shouting about the sound incase we missed any pearls of wisdom :)
DeepPan
21:00:34
Office on mobile is really good
SwampRat
21:00:46
Being a home computer user, I've never used Office. Haven't needed anything in it for anything.
batwench
21:02:01
we put a man on the moon in the 1960’s, why cant we send them all there?
ibookery
21:02:40
I remember some tables in word would print out either blank or one big black glob. Fun
robb085
21:02:43
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:03:14
cant stand pages.
ibookery
21:03:16
Enjoy LibreOffice for casual use
batwench
21:03:23
have put office on my mac
DeepPan
21:03:37
When Office first switched to XML based formats, it caused nightmares in compatability
ibookery
21:04:04
Who doesn't love fancy formatting
makkyassae
21:04:54
I am still not in bed
Ewen
21:05:22
What are you wearing Makkyassae ;P
Ewen
21:05:45
Oh man./ NOT in Bed. GOtta love Dyslexia
makkyassae
21:06:55
Hehe that was my son I was in the kitchen stirring the tea
batwench
21:07:14
office hell of a lot better than the apple works
makkyassae
21:07:14
Clothes hehe
ibookery
21:07:38
I love Wordperfect
DeepPan
21:08:50
I thought the screen size only applied to Windows price, not Office too
Electric-Banana_
21:09:05
batwench
21:09:33
awesome
ibookery
21:09:42
Office is a good goldmine, no?
robb085
21:09:43
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maccast
21:10:09
Excellent!
Electric-Banana_
21:10:18
haha great
DeepPan
21:11:18
Judge in “common sense” shocker!! :)
batwench
21:11:28
one version of an arrangement
DeepPan
21:11:50
sound gone again
SwampRat
21:11:52
Uh oh, Cylon again
DeepPan
21:11:56
same thing as before
batwench
21:11:56
dakleking on sound again
Serenak
21:12:01
oh no sounds blown out...
Serenak
21:12:04
oh back again
DeepPan
21:12:06
oh, sounds back again
batwench
21:12:07
normal again
SwampRat
21:12:07
Back to normal again
ibookery
21:12:16
Exterminate
campionuk
21:12:26
sound back
campionuk
21:12:31
ok now
ChrisHumphreys
21:13:24
>> Joins the chat room
SwampRat
21:14:15
paulums: The monkey might own the rights to his selfie, but since he stole the camera, shouldn't he go to jail?
paulums
21:14:49
swamprat - thats a t shirt
DeepPan
21:15:58
Will we see more operators selling some of their volume onto t3rd parties?
robb085
21:16:50
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:17:03
3s 4g is not fast
DeepPan
21:17:19
All hammering a handful of cell towers
mullerbiker
21:17:37
3 mobile
brightstar
21:18:03
three
mullerbiker
21:18:05
fuck you lot :)
batwench
21:18:43
you wish
DeepPan
21:18:44
“you’s lot” or “you lots”? :D
mullerbiker
21:19:13
DeepPan: ditto
batwench
21:19:36
you are going to run out of wall soon
Serenak
21:20:00
he’ll have to go up the stairwell wall
mullerbiker
21:20:12
I coming :0)
mullerbiker
21:20:43
and me
batwench
21:20:51
he wishes
paulums
21:20:56
I'm Mullerbiker
batwench
21:21:07
mullerbiker: if we can make it we will.
Electric-Banana_
21:21:23
worth a tweet/ Cool stuff , Drawception, a game where someone provides a sentence, which is used to create a drawing, which is caption to draw again 12-15 times, it can go from sad darth vader to minion cosplay in 2 panels, have fun!
batwench
21:21:28
have booked the hotel for the bash next july though.
mullerbiker
21:22:02
Dr sexy is spaticus
campionuk
21:22:05
same here Batwench..
DeepPan
21:22:09
Bezzle : Never mind the quality, feel the width! :D
paulums
21:22:33
Campionuk we need to check t-shirt designs for next year
ibookery
21:22:43
Wider is better. Or is it?
makkyassae
21:22:46
<< Leaves the chat room
Electric-Banana_
21:22:59
campionuk
21:23:01
absolutely Paulums.. pre-bash wardrobe coordination
makkyassae
21:23:21
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makkyassae
21:24:15
<< Leaves the chat room
makkyassae
21:24:38
>> Joins the chat room
Serenak
21:27:00
cyclons again
db
21:27:15
>> Joins the chat room
SwampRat
21:27:17
ACTION takes a sledge hammer to the audio
makkyassae
21:27:43
Cyber men lol
Troyski
21:27:55
It's all gone pear-shaped
Serenak
21:28:04
afraid so
Ewen
21:28:08
Back. Any cylon?
batwench
21:28:08
Yeap. Dalek central
makkyassae
21:28:10
Cyber men still
paulums
21:29:10
So... how was your day
Serenak
21:29:27
better than Ewen’s is turning out I think
Troyski
21:29:37
It's all over bar the exterminating.
Serenak
21:29:39
thats better
makkyassae
21:29:39
Yay it is back
campionuk
21:30:10
busy @paulums.. presenting at the IT UK Industry Awards tomorrow so a day of writing the presentation and script…
Electric-Banana_
21:30:23
i love that game
makkyassae
21:30:29
That is really good
paulums
21:30:46
campionuk good luck mate...you'll kill it
Troyski
21:32:00
Just how football really should be played.
Graham
21:32:09
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Electric-Banana_
21:32:29
campionuk
21:33:04
we’ve got a good case.. these awards are good for internal PR however tend to favour Government functions or smaller organisations/companies who have Government/council links.. Rare you see a large plc win anything..
batwench
21:33:07
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campionuk
21:36:28
mines still trash...
Serenak
21:36:54
so is mine and I am on 9.1 PB2
Serenak
21:37:13
Apparently the Aussies got Rubbish
Electric-Banana_
21:37:48
8)
Electric-Banana_
21:38:40
hmmmmm, im having some sort of *strange* deja vu
Troyski
21:39:29
mumbling again
SwampRat
21:40:35
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campionuk
21:40:54
Thanks for the show guys
maccast
21:41:06
Damn aussies
paulums
21:41:25
cheers all
Troyski
21:42:12
Splendid evening. Cheerio.
batwench
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Troyski
21:42:52
Spitoon?
Serenak
21:42:55
who remembers that way back when the Mac UK version had Wastebasket
Ewen
21:43:12
CHeers Everyone. THanks for coming along
Graham
21:43:16
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Serenak
21:43:18
Good fun
maccast
21:43:19
Night chatroom. Thanks!
makkyassae
21:43:29
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campionuk
21:43:32
thanks
db
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batwench
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Troyski
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campionuk
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paulums
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Serenak
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Ewen
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maccast
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mullerbiker
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ibookery
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patrice
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