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GBRedneck
5:52:31
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GBRedneck
14:56:55
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patrice
14:56:55
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patrice
15:07:10
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GBRedneck
16:06:35
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GBRedneck
16:14:01
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DeepPan
19:27:58
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GBRedneck
19:35:29
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hugmys0ul
19:35:42
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patrice_
19:40:04
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windrider
19:40:54
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windrider
19:45:08
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windrider
19:45:23
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Ewen
19:46:32
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Ewen
19:46:44
Bonsoir
windrider
19:47:09
Hello!
DeepPan
19:47:37
AirPlaying now in action! :)
hugmys0ul
19:48:20
hi Ewen
Serenak
19:48:29
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DeepPan
19:48:37
So, quiet news week really ;)
hugmys0ul
19:48:41
ltl ftc
DeepPan
19:48:48
:)
Serenak
19:49:00
Evening Ewen
Serenak
19:49:56
I think your PS thing is a screen redraw thing
windrider
19:50:14
damn, significant lag
Serenak
19:50:23
haven’t experienced it myself but I don’t use “loupe” or “live zoom”
hugmys0ul
19:50:51
no they're not ... they're mcvities :D
DeepPan
19:50:56
Ewen, can you post something in the chatroom, and say on the stream when you’re hitting enter please? I think I’ve got a bit of lag
Ewen
19:51:00
Lag on Chrome is 2 secs. Lag on iOS et al is 30 secs
Ewen
19:51:29
If you want the 2 sec lag on iOS then you need Proton Browser
Ewen
19:51:36
or Photon Browser
windrider
19:51:44
That's Photon
hugmys0ul
19:52:01
sounds like a star trek item :)
Serenak
19:52:06
sorry was sorting something for my daughter
CutieMelon
19:52:08
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CutieMelon
19:52:13
hi
Serenak
19:52:16
I am on the Mac on Safari
DeepPan
19:52:18
yep, about 20-30 secs, thanks. I wasn’t sure if it was just a problem at my end
Serenak
19:53:01
That’s my girl
DeepPan
19:53:12
Flash? The 90s are calling and want their tech back! :D
CutieMelon
19:53:12
that my dad :)
hugmys0ul
19:53:21
no - i live in midlands - been listening for a couple of years
windrider
19:53:24
over 2.5 minutes lag. Not good
hugmys0ul
19:53:46
only 1 "s" in hugmys0ul
patrice
19:53:48
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Serenak
19:53:50
no CutieMelon is my daughter
hugmys0ul
19:54:09
i confirm minimal delay in chrome
Serenak
19:54:12
she’s listened a lot with me
CutieMelon
19:54:25
just not ever in chat
Serenak
19:54:35
just not just not done the Chatroom
Serenak
19:54:39
she’s ok
CutieMelon
19:54:45
it is ok i am used to it
windrider
19:54:56
might not be any point in me participating with this ridiculous lag.
CutieMelon
19:55:00
it is fine
hugmys0ul
19:55:07
new studio shine - wait for it to wear off
hugmys0ul
19:55:16
photon
windrider
19:55:21
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CutieMelon
19:55:23
ruth
CutieMelon
19:55:41
serenak is simon
Serenak
19:55:44
Yes actually you do know
Serenak
19:55:51
but forgetting is OK
Serenak
19:55:59
Serenak is more memorable
CutieMelon
19:56:13
COOKIES
hugmys0ul
19:56:48
hugmys0ul = sylvanus (as in bottom :))
CutieMelon
19:57:17
cant foul me
CutieMelon
19:57:24
with that
hugmys0ul
19:57:35
biology
hugmys0ul
19:58:10
bottom as in biology
Serenak
19:58:13
join the club
CutieMelon
19:58:26
you should say error 101 i got cookies
windrider
19:58:41
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CutieMelon
19:58:56
hi windrider
windrider
19:59:23
video stutters.
windrider
19:59:34
occasional freezes
hugmys0ul
19:59:35
ewen - i'm originally from yorkshire - never thought i'd appreciate a midlnds accent ...
makkyassae
19:59:46
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hugmys0ul
19:59:56
lol
Serenak
20:00:07
and here is Mrs Serenak
Serenak
20:00:08
:D
CutieMelon
20:00:12
btw makkyassae is my mum called jackie
makkyassae
20:00:26
Hi there serenades wife here hello
windrider
20:00:27
hi, CutiemMelon
CutieMelon
20:00:38
how are you windrider
makkyassae
20:00:49
Serenaks*
DeepPan
20:00:50
Jiggle the handle! :D
makkyassae
20:00:58
Hi ya
ljpuk
20:01:10
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makkyassae
20:01:18
Thumbs up
Serenak
20:01:36
there is another daughter Danielle who uses “ElectricBanana”
Serenak
20:01:42
but she’s not here today
ljpuk
20:01:44
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makkyassae
20:01:59
Simon would love to be on the video chat hehe
windrider
20:02:12
It would be my •shit• connection which has slowed down since connecting to a Fon setup.
windrider
20:02:30
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Serenak
20:02:48
as her handle
makkyassae
20:03:09
Hi ya
makkyassae
20:04:24
Hello lee
CutieMelon
20:04:44
hi peeps
SwampRat
20:04:47
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Fritz
20:05:08
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ljpuk
20:05:08
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makkyassae
20:05:10
Hello everyone great to be here
ljpuk
20:05:34
Hi
SwampRat
20:06:39
Assuming video not live yet
JeffG
20:06:53
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Serenak
20:07:55
she hears worse when me or her mum get a temper on
hugmys0ul
20:08:20
swamprat - video feed is live
Graham
20:08:33
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SwampRat
20:08:49
Clicking on the "Live" window, nothing happening... in either Firefox or Opera
Serenak
20:08:56
here is “no pants” Jeff
JeffG
20:09:07
pants free!
ljpuk
20:09:27
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CutieMelon
20:09:48
JEFF
CutieMelon
20:09:58
is a awsome name
Serenak
20:10:11
Ewen you are better off with the little sharpener in the push bit
makkyassae
20:10:21
Hi ya Jeffrey
JeffG
20:10:25
Yep! It's worked out pretty well for me!
makkyassae
20:10:35
Cool
ljpuk
20:11:03
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SwampRat
20:11:07
Okay, video won't come up in Firefox or Opera, just tried in Edge, it's working
Serenak
20:11:12
Opera is still going and it is big on Mobile
ljpuk
20:11:19
Hi everyone
Serenak
20:11:24
not so much on iOS
Ewen
20:11:25
SwampRat WTF are you using Opera for! Is this a beta test or something!
CutieMelon
20:11:44
what the hell is opra
CutieMelon
20:11:46
.....
SwampRat
20:11:50
Ewen: No, Opera is using the Blink engine these days
Serenak
20:11:53
A browser
CutieMelon
20:11:56
oh
Serenak
20:12:12
anyone remember OmniWeb
Serenak
20:12:18
is that still going?
CutieMelon
20:12:18
no
CutieMelon
20:12:35
i was born in 2004
Serenak
20:12:43
the only Opera she knows is the sort where people sing
CutieMelon
20:12:56
being lazing
CutieMelon
20:13:02
lazy
CutieMelon
20:13:07
lazy
SwampRat
20:13:10
haven't had any issue with video on any other site in Firefox and Opera, just BTN live. BTN Live working in Edge. Go figure.
Serenak
20:13:11
we just do it because then noone has to talk over the show
DeepPan
20:13:17
Mars
windrider
20:14:11
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Serenak
20:14:22
not really a surprise considering Venus is hot and the atmosphere is hign in Sulphuric Acid if I recall
hugmys0ul
20:15:15
I saw your rewteet doc - excellenr :)
SwampRat
20:15:16
I click and click on the Live picture in the other two browsers, get the hand pointer icon, but nothing happens at all
makkyassae
20:15:22
I'm on my iPad no idea what it runs I just use it simon is the tech guy in this house I also use my 27inch I mac
SwampRat
20:16:00
Can't use Chrome, crashes every half hour or so.
hugmys0ul
20:16:26
@docrock r u in chat?
SwampRat
20:16:50
Guess I'll have to crank up Microsoft Edge to watch BTN.
SwampRat
20:17:21
I'm getting bigger and bigger... due to food
Serenak
20:17:28
better fed humans make better fed mosquitos...
windrider
20:17:34
I’m in the process of deactivating/disconnecting from the Fon service I activated last week. It’s taking up too much of my bandwidth.
Serenak
20:17:46
correlation is no proof of causation :D
hugmys0ul
20:18:30
@windrider - is fon the service that shares your bandwidth with other bt users?
DeepPan
20:18:34
I can confirm that chrome is running fine, and the HTML5 delay is almost exactly 30 seconds :)
hugmys0ul
20:18:49
@serenak - i was just thinking that!
SwampRat
20:19:30
As of a couple months ago, I finally cut my final link to AT&T when I switched my landline to a voip service. Difficulty: I'm using Comcast for internet now, after years of DSL service
windrider
20:19:38
hugmys0ul: not dissimilar but on the Telstra network in Australia
Serenak
20:20:05
I am on HTML 5 - Ewn do the post and say so again for me
DocRock
20:20:42
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Ewen
20:20:48
Dancing Now
Serenak
20:21:27
yeah about 30 secs
Serenak
20:21:45
no she’s gone “dark”
ibookery
20:21:58
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CutieMelon
20:22:48
seranak
makkyassae
20:22:50
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CutieMelon
20:23:09
??????
makkyassae
20:23:15
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DocRock
20:23:19
@patrice Hurry the Farfegnugen up
windrider
20:23:22
video frozen at my end.
DeepPan
20:23:23
Patrice to Doc block
Ewen
20:23:31
HUrry hairy hurry Patrice
DeepPan
20:23:38
lol
windrider
20:23:44
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makkyassae
20:24:15
Serenaded will join ya
makkyassae
20:24:30
Serenak
CutieMelon
20:24:41
nevermind
DeepPan
20:24:44
“Rustlers Burger” sounds like a euphemism
Troyski
20:25:38
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makkyassae
20:26:53
Send me a beer
DeepPan
20:26:56
“Pink” rose gold?
ibookery
20:27:30
I have a Fire Phone
makkyassae
20:27:47
I'm getting the 6s colour gold red
CutieMelon
20:27:54
what coulor
makkyassae
20:28:17
Rose gold
windrider
20:29:14
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ibookery
20:29:31
I should cook eggs on my Lumia 925. Thing is so damned slickery
makkyassae
20:30:16
My contract ends on the 21st of this month
windrider
20:30:20
Fon arrangement now disconnected. Fraudband speed restored. Now waiting on the video
ibookery
20:30:26
go Hermes band or go home :p
makkyassae
20:30:42
I'm gonna go for the 6s rose gold
ibookery
20:31:03
How do horses tell time?
CutieMelon
20:32:10
i dont know how does a horse tell the time
Serenak
20:32:42
Some people want Rose Gold so it just makes it obvious its a new one
DeepPan
20:32:51
I’ve got to go to the store and take a look, see if I want the regular or the Plus. I’m on 5S at the moment
windrider
20:32:52
And the thunderbolt video connection was stuttering, fluttering between black screen & working fine, changing every 3 seconds. Unusable. Changed to a DisplayLink USB setup
Jake
20:33:05
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makkyassae
20:33:17
I won't rose gold because the gold one was to suttle
windrider
20:33:39
so is rose gold a pink, gold or copper?
CutieMelon
20:33:54
pink
CutieMelon
20:34:09
in pic not sure in the flesh
Markyt
20:34:12
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Serenak
20:34:17
in the photos it looks pink/lillac
Serenak
20:34:27
but in real life?
Serenak
20:34:31
who can say
Troyski
20:34:35
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Troyski
20:34:46
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DeepPan
20:35:10
Shooting? That must have surprised the other people in the bank!
Serenak
20:35:37
what ones are those?
batwench
20:35:48
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batwench
20:35:59
Evening all, Sorry I am late
CutieMelon
20:36:23
it is ok
DocRock
20:37:23
hoow come everyone elses Podcaster looks like a Podcaster but JeffG's looks like a Huge Veiny Phalice
makkyassae
20:37:25
Cool
batwench
20:37:50
JeffG: here is the link http://batwench.co.uk/?p=316
JeffG
20:37:50
It radiates my powerful sexuality
ibookery
20:37:51
JeffG volume is louder than the rest
Serenak
20:38:04
becasue he has to maintain his “sex toy specialist” image
batwench
20:38:05
ibookery: no, that is just his PRESENCE
DocRock
20:38:21
Ewen Rankin pulling Rank
JeffG
20:38:26
That's quite a list to be on, BW!
Troyski
20:38:28
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DeepPan
20:38:40
Greenie? New Blackberry? :D
windrider
20:38:52
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Serenak
20:39:51
set of slices
Serenak
20:40:13
exactly
ibookery
20:40:31
then why are they boot prints in the picture? :p
Markyt
20:40:37
Loads of piccies and stuck together
windrider
20:40:43
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Markyt
20:40:59
Fab
makkyassae
20:41:14
Your not a twat xx
windrider
20:41:24
It's a scam The thing is somewhere in Iceland
batwench
20:41:28
you can see the arm as a shadow ewen
windrider
20:41:38
Not Mars at all!
windrider
20:41:44
CONSPIRACY!
Serenak
20:41:50
ha ha
Serenak
20:41:59
btw hello Batwench
SwampRat
20:42:02
By coincidence, I watched a couple episodes of "My Favorite Martian" on Hulu last night
batwench
20:42:28
Yeap, reached here
Serenak
20:42:40
and BTW Jeff have you tried Ghostery?
Serenak
20:42:49
yah it’s a disgrace
SwampRat
20:42:59
Obama has invited the kid to the White House
Serenak
20:43:12
see Twitter - #IamAhmed
Serenak
20:43:16
I think
ibookery
20:44:23
AdBlock FTW
Serenak
20:44:52
Ghostery does more than block ads
Serenak
20:44:57
and has granular control
Markyt
20:45:05
This is the hashtag that has been used to support him #IstandwithAhmed
ljpuk
20:45:11
+1 for Ghostery
ibookery
20:45:21
#IStandWithAhmed
SwampRat
20:45:38
I never had to learn a second language in school. The main reason I can only speak Southern Redneck now
windrider
20:45:58
still getting silly lag & stuttering feed. I'm gone. BYE.
windrider
20:46:02
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DeepPan
20:47:33
Something most British kids of our generation used at school http://blog.amaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bbc-micro.jpg
makkyassae
20:47:47
Ruth loves mind craft
CutieMelon
20:47:58
i do it is aesome
batwench
20:48:06
DeepPan: we had one in the house...
Fritz
20:48:07
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batwench
20:48:22
Following on from that BBC Micro Bit delayed: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34281688
DeepPan
20:48:30
very posh batchwench
ibookery
20:48:36
When life gives you lemons, make batteries
batwench
20:48:48
I make lemon drizzle cake
makkyassae
20:49:28
I love
batwench
20:49:42
makkyassae
20:49:58
Lemon drizzle cake post me some I love it so tasty
DeepPan
20:50:08
BBC Basic
Serenak
20:50:21
and only a statistician can put his head in the oven and his feet in the freezer and say he is comfortable overall
batwench
20:50:40
DocRock: here is an addition to the clock boy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34284250
DeepPan
20:50:47
Programmed in BBC Basic at school, doing vector graphics and animation
makkyassae
20:51:07
Bat wench post me some lol
Serenak
20:51:32
Raspberry Pi or Arduino are the way for that
batwench
20:51:40
MR BATWENCH is home. Hizarh
Ewen
20:52:06
HUssar!
Serenak
20:52:23
let’s face it for years Computer Skills was “Office"
batwench
20:52:43
When I did GCSE Computer Studies, you actulally learnt how the things worked on the inside.
batwench
20:52:57
Serenak - you are so wright
patrice
20:53:04
Evening guys :)
makkyassae
20:53:10
Learning to touch type on a typriter was bad enough
Serenak
20:53:26
even the recreated Spectrum
DeepPan
20:53:30
they keep trying to push ECDL as computer science http://www.ecdl.org
ibookery
20:53:44
I can copy and paste
batwench
20:53:49
makkyassae: that is why I type so hard when using a keyboard. I learnt to type on a manual typewriter
Serenak
20:54:19
me too Batwench
Serenak
20:54:42
it took me years to stop bashing the hell out of the keys
Serenak
20:55:08
the Apple “chiclet” aluminiium keyboard was my salvation for that
makkyassae
20:55:52
Serenak and makkyasse's children are 6 boy 11 ruth 14 danielle
Serenak
20:56:12
Our schools at least teach them Scratch
CutieMelon
20:56:40
at school i did scratch and lego education
Serenak
20:56:46
CutieMelon can explain Scratch better than me
Ewen
20:56:55
Love to hear what CutieMelon thinks about this or Danielle
ibookery
20:57:15
does Super Mario have real physics/gravity?
batwench
20:57:34
ibookery: its as real as the mushrroms
ibookery
20:57:44
I love mushrooms
CutieMelon
20:57:46
lego education is were you can animate lego on the laptop
Ewen
20:57:56
Hey Patrice
Serenak
20:58:02
its the old “Scotty” Hello computer moment
patrice
20:58:07
Hez Ö=
patrice
20:58:18
Hey :)
ibookery
20:58:36
brrrrrng brrrrrng
patrice
20:58:58
Coooompuuuuterrrr…
batwench
20:59:00
I have a nasty habit of trying to swipe my screens of my laptops and work comouter
batwench
20:59:30
ewen - you have to do that to pass the test. THey ask you it
makkyassae
20:59:36
How to change a tire
makkyassae
20:59:48
Tyre
DeepPan
20:59:50
unfortunalty the school system is geared to the lowest common level
CutieMelon
21:00:00
scrach is were you pick an person/avatar and then progame it to move,count points,follow arrow ect it is really cook
CutieMelon
21:00:02
cool
Serenak
21:00:36
well at least she is considering the US / UK conversion :D
makkyassae
21:01:09
My spelling is crap I'm dyslexic although when I met simon I was illiterate
makkyassae
21:01:34
So I think I'm doing quite well
Serenak
21:01:44
well “functionally illiterate” at least
hugmys0ul
21:01:45
maybe coding sjould be taught in the same way and for the same reasons as music
makkyassae
21:01:54
No my education was rubbish
ibookery
21:02:36
Germany is very good for trade schools
CutieMelon
21:02:59
it is like sandys house frome spongebob lol
ibookery
21:03:27
I like bubbles
Serenak
21:03:30
looks like a double skin filled with some self expanding foam
Markyt
21:03:37
Eeeeek very different from when I started in the IT industry 32 years ago (Bond tapes going backwards and forward) We learnt the hardware and the software!
Serenak
21:03:44
last expedition to mars?
CutieMelon
21:04:51
try and say bubbles angryily
Markyt
21:05:04
but why go there. It looks very red
batwench
21:05:20
CutieMelon: if you put a growl in it, it works fine. Silly but fine
makkyassae
21:05:25
Stop slapping it then
makkyassae
21:05:50
Lol
ibookery
21:06:05
Hipster space suits :p
makkyassae
21:06:45
Do we wear space suits if there is a zombie apocalypse
CutieMelon
21:06:56
no
Serenak
21:07:00
has no one seen the slingshot method that speeds the transit time to 6 months?
CutieMelon
21:07:03
we just run
CutieMelon
21:07:34
brb
ibookery
21:07:45
who thinks Elon Musks' idear of bombing Mars with atomic bombs is cool?
makkyassae
21:07:56
Will zombies be at Mars
Markyt
21:08:07
ok, what will we do when we get there? At least we can't decimate the rest of the wildlife!!
CutieMelon
21:08:11
NOOOOOOOOOOO
richarddummer
21:08:42
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ibookery
21:09:40
Vulcans will find humans to be deliicous
DeepPan
21:10:04
Mars could end up like “Idiocracy”
Serenak
21:10:10
If I was single and got the chance one way or not I think I would be very tempted
batwench
21:10:15
Ewen - Family guy?
Serenak
21:11:05
£44 I belive I saw it at
ibookery
21:11:29
16,001. I bought the 2nd last one
richarddummer
21:11:33
hello all
Serenak
21:11:51
Hi RichardDrummer
DeepPan
21:11:53
Amazon end the Fire Phone, and launch a Fire Table (that happens to have a cellular connection) #ReCyclingTheOldStock
makkyassae
21:12:10
Hello richarddrummer
DeepPan
21:12:17
Tablet
ibookery
21:12:36
Bezos should have bundled the Fire Phone with the TV and used the phone as a remote
Markyt
21:13:48
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DocRock
21:14:02
ibookery
21:14:37
Amazon hardware is the new Sears Catalogue
ibookery
21:15:18
there is no Windows Phone app for Prime Video. Found that out last night
Electric-Banana
21:15:20
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makkyassae
21:15:24
Hi ya danielle
Electric-Banana
21:15:27
hello
DeepPan
21:15:38
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CutieMelon
21:15:48
banana
makkyassae
21:15:54
Nearly the whole family is here
Electric-Banana
21:15:58
haha
ibookery
21:16:08
And of course Ewen swears :p
CutieMelon
21:16:15
alwell
Electric-Banana
21:16:19
we all have aliases now
makkyassae
21:16:35
It's fine they've heard it all before .....
Electric-Banana
21:16:47
:PPPP
ibookery
21:17:08
Tech support on Mars. the new show from BBC
JeffG
21:17:44
Oh my god. She had one in the chamber, and a round in the gun, too.
makkyassae
21:17:56
I love Amazon I'm the Amazon queen lol ...
Serenak
21:18:36
at the minute we have Amazon Prime TV - but how the hell to actually get it on the TV
Serenak
21:18:46
without a lot of effort
makkyassae
21:18:48
If they did groceries I'd buy it from them hehe if they did next day delivery
ibookery
21:18:50
Fire TV stick? Serenak
CutieMelon
21:19:02
dont have on
Serenak
21:19:05
I have AppleTV
Electric-Banana
21:19:24
america.
makkyassae
21:19:39
We have Apple TV and we're having the new one too hehe
Serenak
21:19:43
you are going to the Tower ....
Serenak
21:19:46
:D
CutieMelon
21:19:46
wait are we
richarddummer
21:19:51
Can they now get apple music on fire tv
makkyassae
21:20:27
Minuse swearing hehe
Serenak
21:20:32
thhink before you click guys
batwench
21:20:39
PURPLE BLUE RED GREEN
richarddummer
21:20:53
she was packing in her package
DeepPan
21:21:12
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hugmys0ul
21:21:27
imagine a "slide bite"
Electric-Banana
21:21:27
never ever click a link i pm you. my friends learned this prettttty fast
CutieMelon
21:21:35
what the frige that is crazy
batwench
21:21:38
Round in the chamber… is that an ephanisim?
batwench
21:22:09
Where is Muller tonight?
Serenak
21:22:12
you fanism?
makkyassae
21:22:15
Good job the children in the chat room know all about sex education lol
CutieMelon
21:22:25
lol
hugmys0ul
21:22:31
@seranak LOL :)
batwench
21:22:33
How did they find it?
CutieMelon
21:22:44
school and mum
makkyassae
21:22:50
Find what
richarddummer
21:22:52
she cocked it
CutieMelon
21:22:58
wrong chat
CutieMelon
21:23:00
woops
makkyassae
21:23:03
Hehe
Electric-Banana
21:23:48
hmm searching for a new desktop backround
ibookery
21:23:52
the Gyno Show
ibookery
21:24:24
thank you TSA
ibookery
21:25:50
I specialize in portrait video
makkyassae
21:26:20
Hi docrock
DocRock
21:26:45
Aloha
ibookery
21:27:17
all the TSA locks are basically a minor stumble to stop anyone
ibookery
21:27:41
I use TSA approved 12345 password
SwampRat
21:27:48
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richarddummer
21:27:48
are luggage locks that difficult
DeepPan
21:28:52
You can open Kingston laptop locks with toilet roll tube
DeepPan
21:29:01
snap
CutieMelon
21:29:24
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makkyassae
21:29:53
No worries
CutieMelon
21:30:11
>> Joins the chat room
Electric-Banana
21:30:22
i spent ages learning how to open *physical* locks with hairpins. i can do it in about 5 seconds now.
CutieMelon
21:30:23
sorry was mum bt accident
Electric-Banana
21:30:45
with a 4 barrel lock
JeffG
21:30:54
Welcome back, CutieMelon!
richarddummer
21:30:56
I can open them with a cable cutter
CutieMelon
21:30:59
ty
ljpuk
21:31:07
hi
Electric-Banana
21:31:07
haha cool!
DeepPan
21:31:23
Kingston Laptop lock - 25 seconds https://youtu.be/w-zBeotJR4g
CutieMelon
21:31:32
it is
Electric-Banana
21:31:38
yep its me danielle :D
richarddummer
21:31:49
I lock my Segway with a Krypto, don't even really lock it who's going to steal it
CutieMelon
21:32:01
i am back makkyasse cloed the app by accadent
DocRock
21:32:54
richarddummer
21:33:00
Hey all I would like to thank Texas for taking the focus off of Kentucky
mullerbikeralterego
21:34:41
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mullerbikeralterego
21:34:54
soory late but busty
Serenak
21:35:07
hi Muller
Serenak
21:35:16
I hope you are not “Busty”
richarddummer
21:35:18
hi muller
mullerbikeralterego
21:35:18
hiya
DeepPan
21:35:29
What percentage of that goes to Disney?
richarddummer
21:35:38
the battery should last for eons
Serenak
21:35:41
well unless you have a “friend” with you :D
CutieMelon
21:35:43
CutieMelon
21:35:43
hi Muller
mullerbikeralterego
21:35:56
hello
patrice
21:36:35
Muller is busty? :O
mullerbikeralterego
21:36:54
patrice yeah baby
richarddummer
21:37:16
if you have to depend on your feet you might
Serenak
21:37:19
my work colleague found a Rolex Oyster fron the 1950s in his Grandfathers effects
mullerbikeralterego
21:37:25
ewen want a audience torrow?
Serenak
21:37:26
the other day
Electric-Banana
21:37:27
well in my mind america is 45% texas 10% new york and minesota and missisipi are in there somewhere XD
makkyassae
21:37:45
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mullerbikeralterego
21:38:09
It all went tits up
batwench
21:38:20
Ewen - I am having my Hoya thing mid october
batwench
21:38:28
Appt at opitioan
mullerbikeralterego
21:38:32
I bring veg
mullerbikeralterego
21:39:11
batwench you need fitting up
batwench
21:39:21
mullerbikeralterego: in more ways than one
Electric-Banana
21:39:21
i saw a poster in my school today about detentions and it said "its your responibility to 1) turn up
Electric-Banana
21:39:39
made me laugh like hell
batwench
21:39:49
Will 11 cats, it wouldn’t last too long in my house.
mullerbikeralterego
21:40:30
JeggG will it do sexy things?
batwench
21:40:41
Good girl
mullerbikeralterego
21:40:47
JeffG will it do sexy things?
mullerbikeralterego
21:41:53
JeffG sit on it....
Electric-Banana
21:42:03
in my house someone would put a norwich footbal team scarf on it, and it would get shanked
Unidentified46799
21:42:25
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Electric-Banana
21:42:42
*football
mullerbikeralterego
21:43:16
Ewen my lumia took a dive into the toiley :(
richarddummer
21:43:17
show title "Oh Crap"
mullerbikeralterego
21:43:44
Toilet fuck this keyboard
batwench
21:44:08
Ewen: it is available at the Lego store NOW
richarddummer
21:44:10
muller does it remind it of your phone?
Electric-Banana
21:44:16
WALL-EE
Electric-Banana
21:44:36
now you hae to get an eve so it isnt lonely
mullerbikeralterego
21:44:51
ljuk soory mate you need a child ... FFS
batwench
21:45:21
Here is the link to the UK Lego store: http://shop.lego.com/en-GB/WALL-E-21303?_requestid=208306
Electric-Banana
21:45:35
have you done the lego death star yet, it's imfamous in the lego comunity for being THER HARDEST BUILD EVER...
JeffG
21:45:49
THat's awesome, Doc!
Unidentified11907
21:46:15
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mullerbikeralterego
21:46:43
batwench you need the Tardis fridge
JeffG
21:46:54
So tempting! I'm waiting for the fixed neck version.
CutieMelon
21:47:04
TARDIS i love doctor who
Serenak
21:47:23
we went to a Lego special fun day
Electric-Banana
21:48:00
nerdcubed on youtube does a really cool lego series called "nerdcubeds bricking it"
mullerbikeralterego
21:48:01
You know lego is for kids?
Serenak
21:48:01
and there was loads of Lego of all types - but the Bionicle table… empty despite being covered in parts
batwench
21:48:15
Have a fitted kitchen do not much use for me. It is cool though
Serenak
21:48:17
because it was all sorts of special parts
Serenak
21:48:27
and not much standard Lego
batwench
21:48:29
mullerbikeralterego: well non of us has really grown up
mullerbikeralterego
21:48:38
batwench just buy the door panel
batwench
21:49:11
CutieMelon
21:49:12
that refrigerator is epic
Electric-Banana
21:49:38
https://www.youtube.com/user/Officiallynerdcubed/featured this is his second channel where he does his "Bricking It" series
mullerbikeralterego
21:49:47
CutieMelon you can fit the panels yto your own fridge
mullerbikeralterego
21:50:13
Ewen its a bit predictable
batwench
21:50:17
Down the back of the sofa?
Serenak
21:50:34
looking to watch that soon
CutieMelon
21:50:37
we got a small frige so it would not fit it is not a amarican style frige
Serenak
21:50:56
seems like it is “is he a psychotic, or is he for real?”
batwench
21:51:16
HE WAS ALSO IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
mullerbikeralterego
21:51:17
Hell Boy
Electric-Banana
21:51:40
check it out he has a whole city and collects the minifigures (he's 29 by the way so its not just a kid) he says some really justified stuff and evaluates the builds properly
Serenak
21:51:45
he is also in a zillion war films
hugmys0ul
21:52:17
sons of anarchy
Electric-Banana
21:53:20
@JeffG notice me senpai. XD
GBRedneck
21:53:22
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Serenak
21:53:46
liked that
mullerbikeralterego
21:54:02
IOS v Android
CutieMelon
21:54:35
trust me i know too mush you know how ……..my mum
Serenak
21:54:37
Pinch - sheets or duvets
hugmys0ul
21:54:37
whatever happened to old jamaica chocolate bars???
Electric-Banana
21:54:51
its okay, mum has play WoW since we were born. she rages at raids. we have heard it ALL.
DeepPan
21:54:51
Best way to start kids on computers :)
mullerbikeralterego
21:54:52
IOS v Lumia V android
Serenak
21:54:56
oh my “Old Jamaica”
batwench
21:55:14
Duvets
Serenak
21:55:16
dont you knock it all back in one do
DeepPan
21:55:40
Duvets, but they do tend to block the toilet!
mullerbikeralterego
21:56:06
JeffG bring it down again :)
batwench
21:56:17
Lasange Duvet?
Electric-Banana
21:56:24
sheets have to be changed t
Electric-Banana
21:56:33
sheets are EFFORT
hugmys0ul
21:56:38
i'm with Jeff - both
mullerbikeralterego
21:56:43
Does JeffG sheet his bed?
DocRock
21:56:48
Electric-Banana
21:57:17
i pretty much sleep on TOP of the bed.
DeepPan
21:57:17
I guess you can’t get a thicker duvet in the US
mullerbikeralterego
21:57:19
DocRock dont you go commando?
makkyassae
21:57:27
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richarddummer
21:57:38
duvets cover pillows
batwench
21:57:41
Electric-Banana: as long as you don’t sleep 4ft above the covers
Serenak
21:57:42
for me it is a sheet in the summer and duvet in the winter
makkyassae
21:58:01
Doubles get in a mess we're by they get tangled up in the doublet cover
makkyassae
21:58:19
Duvets
batwench
21:58:33
My mam - has both on her bed even in the middle of summer
mullerbikeralterego
21:58:34
In Ewens house the dovet flots on farts....
batwench
21:58:44
Flannelette
Serenak
21:58:54
in Scandanavia they use two overlapping single duvets
Serenak
21:59:10
so you don’t put the duvet off your partner
makkyassae
21:59:22
And when I make electric bananas bed it's like she has slept in the duvet cover
Serenak
21:59:39
flannelette or “brushed cotton”
makkyassae
22:00:11
Feather duvet or cotton duvet
mullerbikeralterego
22:00:26
DocRock I didnt know about dovets either... youtr old like me
CutieMelon
22:00:34
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hugmys0ul
22:00:40
i agree ewen
batwench
22:00:44
Feather bad if allergies
makkyassae
22:00:49
I'm being award lol
Serenak
22:00:58
feather duvets are fantastic but expensive and tend to suffer with time
CutieMelon
22:00:59
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makkyassae
22:01:05
Awkward
richarddummer
22:01:09
or French
batwench
22:01:21
You cant wash them either
Serenak
22:01:23
I love a real feather pillow
mullerbikeralterego
22:01:26
So your Dovet could goose you?
Electric-Banana
22:01:32
dad has feather pillows and they poke you in the eye.
makkyassae
22:01:35
Simon loves his feather pillows
Serenak
22:01:44
only if you do something wrong
CutieMelon
22:01:45
i like cotton as i have ashthma and it sets it off soooooooo cotton
Electric-Banana
22:02:01
matresses?
DocRock
22:02:01
ever
mullerbikeralterego
22:02:09
DocRock blows off to the side so your fart too?
Unidentified11907
22:02:15
<< Leaves the chat room
Serenak
22:02:30
you can get ones with the “pins” stripped out
Electric-Banana
22:02:30
spring matress or foam?
Serenak
22:02:35
but that costs more
makkyassae
22:02:40
Fart and put partners he'd under lol
makkyassae
22:02:47
Head
makkyassae
22:03:03
Hehe
mullerbikeralterego
22:03:11
Yeah baby
makkyassae
22:03:24
I'm bad
Electric-Banana
22:03:34
@JeffG check out nercubed's Bricking It series on youtube its cool (and he's 29-35 so you arent alone)
hugmys0ul
22:03:40
pass di dutchie 'pon di lef an side :)
CutieMelon
22:03:56
@makkyasse you need that
CutieMelon
22:04:07
@makkyassae
JeffG
22:04:12
Awesome! Thanks, E-B!
Electric-Banana
22:04:17
:)
makkyassae
22:04:28
Thanks send me one lol
mullerbikeralterego
22:04:29
batwench that link is you and mrbatwench?
batwench
22:04:49
mullerbikeralterego: I am worse than he is. Even the cats can leave the bed.
DeepPan
22:05:06
IronSky
Electric-Banana
22:05:08
have you done the lego deathstar build @JeffG its renound for being VERY DIFFICULT.
mullerbikeralterego
22:05:12
batwench sprout eater?
Serenak
22:05:22
not because they had come from a meteor strike?
batwench
22:05:25
and baked beans
JeffG
22:05:28
I haven't yet. But it's on my list!
DeepPan
22:05:33
Secret Nazi moonbase
batwench
22:05:44
Right all I am off to bo bos. Have a long day tomorrow
batwench
22:05:46
xcxc
mullerbikeralterego
22:05:47
The did didnt you see the film Nazi on the Moon?
Electric-Banana
22:05:54
awesome :D
batwench
22:05:59
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
22:06:22
:D
makkyassae
22:06:28
I love this I will be here again with the family
mullerbikeralterego
22:06:38
JeffG it was a great movie... no tits but..
richarddummer
22:06:45
I knew the first NASA director he was very cool
CutieMelon
22:06:49
it is fine
ibookery
22:06:51
Iron Sky the movie?
mullerbikeralterego
22:07:15
richarddrummer is 90 ?
makkyassae
22:07:31
No curuption they know enough
Electric-Banana
22:07:41
haha mum rages on WoW we know it all @Ewen
DeepPan
22:07:45
Oh no, it’s meant to be a bad B movie :)
makkyassae
22:07:58
Yep
CutieMelon
22:07:59
yes
richarddummer
22:08:09
His flight licensence was signed by one of the wright brothers
Electric-Banana
22:08:26
the amount of leroy jenkins that happens
richarddummer
22:08:51
no I'm 56 he grew up with my fathers older brother
mullerbikeralterego
22:09:01
DocRock it not a bad movie... Ewen is sober again
makkyassae
22:09:12
Yes I'm a. World. Of war craft player and the kids are right I'm a. Computor ranger
makkyassae
22:09:25
Rager
Serenak
22:09:25
no they flew some piddling amount of distance
Serenak
22:09:39
the point is they did it
mullerbikeralterego
22:09:56
Ewen so they bounched?
richarddummer
22:10:04
Mel Gough
makkyassae
22:10:11
Sorry spelling is not my strong point
Serenak
22:10:13
although there is dispute that some Australian geezers done it first
mullerbikeralterego
22:10:26
Sandby for Irish joke
Electric-Banana
22:10:46
well we all know flying is just magic, thats why we are too scared to turn on our phones, in case it screws with the pixie dust >_<
DeepPan
22:10:46
As Douglas Adams describes it “The art of flying it to throw yourself towards the ground and miss!”
makkyassae
22:11:00
Thank you for having us on tour chat
Serenak
22:11:07
did you see the Battle of Britain 75th?
makkyassae
22:11:09
Your*
Serenak
22:11:14
all them Spitfires
richarddummer
22:11:18
He said the threw away the plans to the old rockets we need now
ibookery
22:11:26
recommissioned?
Electric-Banana
22:11:34
ok byeeeeee
ibookery
22:11:50
Spitfires in space. Saw it on Doc Who :p
Serenak
22:12:00
and a guy spent 13+ years building a spitfire from a single rivet
DeepPan
22:12:08
I was at Goodwood at the weekend, 12 spitfires in the air at once
CutieMelon
22:12:11
i love doctor who
CutieMelon
22:12:17
bye
Electric-Banana
22:12:21
in that case the moon is a dragon egg
DeepPan
22:12:22
laters
CutieMelon
22:12:24
had a great time
makkyassae
22:12:25
Been fun will be her again next time all the family
Ewen
22:12:27
Thansk Everyone
Electric-Banana
22:12:32
bye :)
richarddummer
22:12:33
I saw a U2 land a few times in Hawaii
Serenak
22:12:33
cheers mate
Ewen
22:12:34
See you tomorrow Muller. Want picking up?
JeffG
22:12:34
Bye, gang!
Serenak
22:12:36
good one
DeepPan
22:12:39
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ljpuk
22:12:41
bye everyone
Electric-Banana
22:12:44
<< Leaves the chat room
makkyassae
22:12:44
Thanks again nan God bless
CutieMelon
22:12:44
see you next time
CutieMelon
22:12:46
<< Leaves the chat room
ljpuk
22:12:48
U2 comes into Fairford near me a bit
JeffG
22:12:51
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Serenak
22:12:57
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makkyassae
22:13:06
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ljpuk
22:13:08
not managed to see it but seen the B52 and Stealth bombers
richarddummer
22:13:11
See you all
ljpuk
22:13:19
right night night
ljpuk
22:13:29
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richarddummer
22:13:31
the stealth is cool
Ewen
22:13:38
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richarddummer
22:13:43
<< Leaves the chat room
ibookery
22:13:48
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Graham
22:13:55
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mullerbikeralterego
22:15:25
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DocRock
22:31:23
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hugmys0ul
23:19:26
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