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Paul
6:53:53
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Paul
6:54:30
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TVsEgon
7:05:10
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GBRedneck
7:08:17
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GBRedneck
8:00:03
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GBRedneck
8:07:59
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B00
8:20:52
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B00
8:22:19
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patrice
15:54:04
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patrice
15:57:00
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patrice
16:11:55
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patrice
16:13:17
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GBRedneck
17:17:01
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patrice
17:52:31
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mullerbiker
19:41:37
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Ewen
19:41:42
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mullerbiker
19:45:07
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RichardOldroyd74
19:46:21
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paulums
19:46:42
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mullerbiker
19:47:07
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batwench
19:47:29
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batwench
19:47:58
Hello people
paulums
19:49:11
Ewen - still line 4? It's showing as offline
richarddummer
19:50:02
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SwampRat
19:50:26
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richarddummer
19:50:33
Hello all, who's the new host?
batwench
19:50:51
richarddummer: someone incompetant
batwench
19:50:58
hiya mullerbiker
richarddummer
19:51:12
Oh thats Ewen been so long
paulums
19:51:32
richarddummer he's more handsome than the last blole who hoste
paulums
19:51:36
hosted even
richarddummer
19:51:46
Haha
mullerbiker
19:52:25
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BigChrisAshley
19:53:20
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paulums
19:53:20
Ewen - line 4 offline
paulums
19:53:33
ewen told ya
GBRedneck
19:53:59
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batwench
19:54:17
BROMANCE
batwench
19:54:42
So the question is that since Ewen has to get off at 9.30 will the show start on time?
richarddummer
19:55:58
DocRocks on isn't he
mullerbiker
19:56:07
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mullerbiker
19:56:44
batwench: hello colloquies stalled
batwench
19:57:21
richarddummer: would there be enough space on the show with BigChrisAshley , ewen and docroc?
Lee
19:57:29
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richarddummer
19:57:51
I was referring to him being late
mullerbiker
19:58:13
batwench: gET SUPERMARION VISION
richarddummer
19:58:17
DocRock on Aloha time
batwench
19:58:33
There may be a murder in st bees tonight
campionuk
19:59:05
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campionuk
19:59:15
Evening !
batwench
19:59:22
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Unidentified7510
19:59:36
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LeeG
19:59:55
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Beamer
20:00:10
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mullerbiker
20:00:53
Evening
campionuk
20:00:56
Everyone well ??
paulums
20:01:14
campionuk - evening fella. You got you some broadband now?
BigChrisAshley
20:01:19
Chillen
Batwench
20:01:33
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LeeG
20:01:43
evening campionuk
campionuk
20:01:45
yep paulums all up and running now :)
paulums
20:02:03
campionuk all good. Still plastering?
campionuk
20:02:04
Evening Lee
Batwench
20:02:32
paulums: more like getting plastered
Batwench
20:02:42
Oi mullerbiker did I hear my name in vain then
paulums
20:02:46
batwench - amen
campionuk
20:02:47
plastering done mate.. rom tomorrow its painting and old kitchen out this weekend
mullerbiker
20:03:36
batwench: yes
Batwench
20:03:57
ggrrrrrrr I am already to kill mrB, you will be next on my list
paulums
20:04:03
muller you seedy little bugger
Batwench
20:04:18
Yes I am in a right poody
markop
20:05:26
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markop
20:05:31
Hola
Batwench
20:06:25
Its a gism spot on his screen
campionuk
20:06:40
lol paulums
Batwench
20:07:07
How on earth are we getting Ewen, Docrock and BigChrisAshley on screen in one shot: bounteous vision?
Batwench
20:07:30
paulums: so you are sooooo fired
Batwench
20:07:47
Good job I am not there!
Batwench
20:07:54
I am in right mood.
richarddummer
20:08:03
Bat wench is paulums off the list
Batwench
20:08:11
He wishes
Graham
20:08:14
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Batwench
20:08:36
No I only threw a frozen lamb chop at him 2 weeks after we married
Batwench
20:08:40
he had to fix the wall
Batwench
20:09:05
He pissed me off
Batwench
20:09:09
Ding dong
campionuk
20:09:16
thats what she said..
Batwench
20:09:29
OH we are being dumped for the big boys
Batwench
20:09:49
Still doesnt work on Windows phone ie
SwampRat
20:09:50
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Batwench
20:09:59
Tried it on way home last night
Batwench
20:10:36
That IS a fan.
mullerbiker
20:10:39
batwench: check Facebook set a picture
Batwench
20:11:30
Ewen - how do you spell his Titter username
mullerbiker
20:12:12
Ewen: has a one track mind
Batwench
20:12:13
Ewen - I need to come on one of your jobs with you as a minion.
Batwench
20:12:37
mullerbiker: but it does wander off at points and he gets tunnell vision
markop
20:13:00
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mullerbiker
20:13:29
batwench: so he's got tunnel vision
Batwench
20:14:01
mullerbiker: he also has gaps in his mind
mullerbiker
20:14:10
Football started weeks ago
mullerbiker
20:14:38
George Forman?
Batwench
20:15:09
BigChrisAshley: why are you wearing your cap at an angle? you look like a 12 yr old.
Batwench
20:15:15
Jets?????
Batwench
20:15:29
The only sport I care about is cricket and archery
BigChrisAshley
20:15:30
to go along with my young face
mullerbiker
20:15:36
batwench: bunny plays for them
BigChrisAshley
20:15:42
black dont crack
Batwench
20:15:42
?????
mullerbiker
20:15:45
Benny not bunny
mullerbiker
20:16:01
Hot boss
Batwench
20:16:03
paulums: what are you doing exactly
mullerbiker
20:16:27
paulums: does she refer to you as hot employee
paulums
20:16:48
batwench I'm a digital learning designer
Batwench
20:16:53
If I took my love of sewing, designing and engineering my perfect job would be bra design for the larger chest
mullerbiker
20:17:24
Reggie batwench trubshaw
Batwench
20:17:31
Hello Mark
mullerbiker
20:17:53
Fix
mullerbiker
20:18:02
And pictures
Batwench
20:18:05
If he works for Hoya - why is he wearing a Oakley t- Short?
BigChrisAshley
20:18:08
batwench: you should get on that they are really not doing a good job of making those
Batwench
20:18:11
I have his emale
Batwench
20:18:41
mullerbiker: on screen - FUNK FUNK FUNK
Batwench
20:19:39
BREATH IN BOYO
Batwench
20:20:11
ewen - I am willing to be on screen for my fitting. You would need widescreen though
Batwench
20:22:18
Wen - I have just sent the email to mark
Batwench
20:22:49
Specsavers are using pads to help with glasses choices but not to this depth
Batwench
20:23:34
Love the fact that the adjustment is still done with a pair of pliers and brute force :-)
Batwench
20:24:00
mullerbiker: they do look better
mullerbiker
20:25:50
Under armour shirts skin tight.... Oh dear
Batwench
20:25:51
Anyone else in ghere?
DocRock
20:25:56
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markop
20:26:14
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Batwench
20:26:14
mullerbiker: you must live in a rough area of Brum if you have to wear under armour
Batwench
20:26:25
markop: sent you an email
markop
20:26:56
K mate, I'll be I touch 😀
mullerbiker
20:27:17
batwench: they scared of me.... My next door neighbour has stories of me scaring bejabbers out of burglar
mullerbiker
20:28:32
batwench: I built for comfort now not speed
Batwench
20:29:03
mullerbiker: like me, the master of couch-fu
Batwench
20:29:30
paulums: my first page is twitter, followed by BBC
campionuk
20:29:49
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mullerbiker
20:30:15
batwench: I did cycle 15 miles yesterday.... But I noticed my staminer needs to improve if not fitness
richarddummer
20:30:18
I'm in with Amazon and Apple thats enough
campionuk
20:30:39
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mullerbiker
20:32:08
No video of BigChrisAshley ? batwench you scared him off?
BigChrisAshley
20:32:32
camera is crashing
Batwench
20:32:51
mullerbiker: me innocent
BigChrisAshley
20:33:01
That could never happen
mullerbiker
20:33:01
batwench: no no no
mullerbiker
20:33:57
markop: sound effect of opening beer fridge his
RichardOldroyd74
20:33:57
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Batwench
20:34:09
Ewen - 56 mins to go
paulums
20:34:19
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mullerbiker
20:34:35
batwench: at the first beep in the Welsh fecking clock
paulums
20:34:50
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Batwench
20:34:55
Tidy
mullerbiker
20:36:55
UK law the retailer is responsible for returns/replacement
DocRock
20:38:03
LeeG Yes me too and im a big Slack User
mullerbiker
20:38:20
So LeeG you saying these women are slackers?
RichardOldroyd74
20:38:46
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mullerbiker
20:39:44
LeeG: hand over the shovel
Batwench
20:40:01
i don’t believe in Feminism I believe in Equality
Batwench
20:40:31
they need to be slapped
LeeG
20:40:40
absolutely Batwench
mullerbiker
20:40:46
That lawyer who complimented a woman on linkin
campionuk
20:40:56
In the organisation I work for they have publically said that they will not progress a recruitment unless 40% of thr shortlist are women… Diversity is so high profile in our world
campionuk
20:41:25
That relates to Director level roles
Batwench
20:41:25
campionuk: what happened to the best person for the job - totally fair in my opniion
mullerbiker
20:41:35
campionuk
20:41:36
I agree Batwench !
Batwench
20:41:43
I hate positive discrimination
Batwench
20:42:32
I now work in Engineering and in the last 5 years even I can see the change in mind from male to mixed and equlaity in the mindset
mullerbiker
20:43:23
Above has caused a Twitter storm FFS
Batwench
20:43:49
BRB having to reboot Coll
Batwench
20:43:55
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mullerbiker
20:44:12
Could you imagine this story with kellyG
Batwench
20:44:18
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gwydionjhr
20:44:24
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gwydionjhr
20:44:32
test
LeeG
20:44:42
I was hoping she was mullerbiker :-)
Batwench
20:44:46
your test works Gw
gwydionjhr
20:44:59
@Batwench, THX
mullerbiker
20:45:05
LeeG: we would have only had one story
Batwench
20:45:11
gwydionjhr: you in wales?
gwydionjhr
20:45:31
LOL, hadn't even thought of that. No, I'm actually in Canada
mullerbiker
20:45:38
batwench: no his keyboard battery is flat
LeeG
20:45:50
mullerbiker: that was supposed to be a welcome back present for Ewen
gwydionjhr
20:45:53
The welsh part came a character in books I read as a kid
Batwench
20:46:08
Ah the hero and trickster
mullerbiker
20:46:20
LeeG: I turned my Mike off and turned the lights out
gwydionjhr
20:46:30
Lloyd Alexander's "The Prydian Chronicles"
mullerbiker
20:47:01
batwench: what's the time sponsored by Hoya?
Batwench
20:47:45
43 mins
RichardOldroyd74
20:47:54
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Batwench
20:48:07
gwydionjhr: also a major character in the Mabiongion (4th part)
RichardOldroyd74
20:48:14
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db
20:48:31
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gwydionjhr
20:48:34
@Batwench: Thx.
Batwench
20:48:38
Hello to all joining the chat room
db
20:48:59
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mullerbiker
20:49:41
Ewen: was a bit slack on that story
Batwench
20:50:01
I must admit that one of the reasons that I love this network is that they believe in equlaity and diversity: They take the piss out of every one with no problem
mullerbiker
20:50:25
Eve made Adam eat the apple that's why
Batwench
20:51:11
That is only if you beleive the bilble and that is one of the most women hating fiction ever
mullerbiker
20:51:13
batwench: and we take the piss out of you as long as your in a distant post code
Batwench
20:51:31
mullerbiker: you have done it up close and personal and you are still alive.
mullerbiker
20:52:02
BigChrisAshley: Microsoft is on it at the moment
Batwench
20:52:16
Wow - women, sexulaity we are really on it tonight
patrice
20:53:07
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Batwench
20:54:11
My Mam is 82 I am 41 there are time she still treats me as 8. We will always be a small child to our parents.
mullerbiker
20:54:12
LeeG: yeah win 10 is great
mullerbiker
20:54:47
batwench: is because you 4'11'
Batwench
20:55:08
5’3” I will have you know. wide and tall :-)
mullerbiker
20:55:29
Oh you grown 4inches 😝
gwydionjhr
20:55:43
@BigChrisAshley: Nice job
Batwench
20:56:15
The thing is there have always been bad people out there, its just easier these days for them to interact with the kids. AND most kids are expected to be more grown up these days than I was
Batwench
20:56:48
I was always brought up with tea round table. These days both mrB and myself have tea together.
mullerbiker
20:57:07
You grew up with King Arthur?
RichardOldroyd74
20:57:07
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Batwench
20:57:44
Why should they be on top - parents should talk to their kids. You do not need a nanny state to bring up your kids, that is what parents AND THE LOCAL COMMUNITY should do
LeeG
20:58:38
batwench: true but kids won't always talk to their parents,
Batwench
20:58:48
Old nigerian proverb “It takes a whole village to raise a child” source http://www.afriprov.org/african-proverb-of-the-month/23-1998proverbs/137-november-1998-proverb.html
Batwench
20:59:23
LeeG: but there should be someone who they can talk to. Community isnt just a neighbour - its the whole area
Batwench
20:59:32
OK - 16 mins
mullerbiker
20:59:46
The other day I open a door for a clown, he was a nice jester
richarddummer
20:59:48
DRM is being used with tractors now cars are thinking about doing it.
LeeG
20:59:49
I don't disagree with that at all batwench - there should be and it's a sad state if there isnt]
DocRock
21:00:10
mullerbiker
21:00:19
Is stealing coffee a mugging?
Batwench
21:00:34
LeeG: A lot of kids are isolated from the community due to media scares of behind every corner is a bad person
LeeG
21:00:36
I was going to place a bet that woudl be your pick DocRock...!
mullerbiker
21:00:56
No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary
DocRock
21:01:00
i got it yeserday LeeG
gwydionjhr
21:01:10
Adblockes are the thing that might finally force Google to bring apps to Windows
LeeG
21:01:18
I'm still trying to work my around MrsLeeG
Batwench
21:01:34
DocRock: saw your pic on Instagram
DocRock
21:01:42
paulums bought that too, not here yet
richarddummer
21:02:37
Is it OK to ding an app for bad ads? I mean the ads that act bad.
gwydionjhr
21:03:13
Dev's don't usually have that fine of control over the apps that are put into their apps
gwydionjhr
21:03:26
ads that are put into their apps.
richarddummer
21:04:12
How do you get them to change their actions.
gwydionjhr
21:04:33
The dev's actions, or the ads actions?
richarddummer
21:04:58
The bad ads for apps
mullerbiker
21:05:02
batwench: delete delete delete
gwydionjhr
21:05:16
Ask the dev for a paid ad-free version of the app. And then buck up with your money
Batwench
21:05:46
mullerbiker: BBBBWWWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Batwench
21:05:54
Ewen 10 mins
markop
21:06:07
Beer goggles
mullerbiker
21:06:09
Drop in the DocRock ?
Batwench
21:06:23
Oh dear - chat bot - oh dear oh dear
richarddummer
21:06:24
The app dosen't have a paid section, the ads have gotten worse in the past three months.
gwydionjhr
21:07:07
Email the dev and ask for it.
Batwench
21:07:14
richarddummer
21:07:29
OK sounds good
Batwench
21:07:45
mullerbiker: nice!
gwydionjhr
21:09:20
@BigChrisAshely - SURPRISE!
mullerbiker
21:09:20
And 17 gigs of bugs
Beamer
21:09:22
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DocRock
21:09:24
Blade III ^^
Batwench
21:09:31
Destiny TTK - looks and plays so sexy
Batwench
21:09:40
Although the ghost sounds so gay
LeeG
21:09:43
thought I'd pasted it in - cheers DocRock
Batwench
21:10:05
Works fine
mullerbiker
21:11:08
Infinity blade is free but has in app purchases
mullerbiker
21:12:14
Voice over.... Fnar fnar
Batwench
21:15:05
ewen - whats the link for your DTNS show
campionuk
21:15:54
thanks guys !
LeeG
21:16:19
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gwydionjhr
21:16:40
Bye all. Thanks for the link @Batwench
Batwench
21:17:14
Graham
21:20:13
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markop
21:21:36
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Batwench
21:22:29
DTNS IRC info: irc.cordkillers.com channel name #chat
TVsEgon
21:23:27
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TVsEgon
21:24:24
you gonna log into the dtns irc, ewen?
paulums
21:24:57
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campionuk
21:25:10
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markop
21:25:38
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
21:27:11
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Batwench
21:27:55
Editor????
Batwench
21:28:28
Ewen - move onto the dts chat
markop
21:28:28
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Batwench
21:28:35
so much easier
paulums
21:29:21
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mullerbiker_
21:29:29
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paulums
21:29:31
Meesa back
Batwench
21:29:51
This is going to be interested in both shows chat rooms....
mullerbiker
21:30:42
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Batwench
21:31:27
vibrating balls.....
Batwench
21:32:38
Do you reckon that if mullerbiker swaps places with Ewen in front of the screen anyone would notice
gwydionjhr
21:32:39
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richarddummer
21:32:45
Bat wench is video OK for you
paulums
21:32:59
Batwench where's the other chat?
Batwench
21:33:00
Ewen - you need to get a thing on your green screen. Look like you are in front of a mint all
mullerbiker
21:33:43
I saw the rain down in Africa
Batwench
21:33:45
paulums: DTNS IRC info: irc.cordkillers.com channel name #chat
paulums
21:35:50
cheers batwench
Ewen
21:36:32
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Batwench
21:37:18
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mullerbiker_
21:38:16
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mullerbiker
21:40:00
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richarddummer
21:42:08
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paulums
21:45:28
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GBRedneck
22:33:42
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DocRock
22:37:41
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August 14 2018 21:32:52