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Time
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GBRedneck
5:37:05
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Bigruss
11:19:41
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Bigruss
11:20:44
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mullerbiker
14:11:34
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mullerbiker
14:18:13
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mullerbiker
14:39:21
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mullerbiker
14:40:47
Testing
mullerbiker
14:49:02
Is there anybody there????
mullerbiker
14:57:19
Hello peeps
Bigruss
15:01:05
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Bigruss
15:01:31
Is britishtechnetwork down for just me
mullerbiker
15:03:24
Hold on fix coming up
Bigruss
15:03:46
Cool as long as its not just me
mullerbiker
15:03:51
Go to 109.123.101.186/live to watch
mullerbiker
15:04:45
Bigruss: you need VLC to watch at 109.123.101.186/live
DeepPan
15:10:49
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mullerbiker
15:10:52
Anyone need instructions to watch live?
DeepPan
15:11:02
yes please
GBRedneck
15:11:12
what show is on?
mullerbiker
15:11:28
VLC 109.123.101.186/live
DeepPan
15:11:29
Does it matter which one? :D
mullerbiker
15:11:58
Mac show but no guest AI yet
DeepPan
15:12:17
VLC? Really?
mullerbiker
15:12:40
Yep hic up on tech front
Ewen
15:13:33
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Ewen
15:14:00
How are you doing chaps? Watching? Use VLC and 109.123.101.186/live as the stream URL
DeepPan
15:16:28
just got to get VLC! :D
Bigruss
15:18:10
Where do I enter the url in VLC
Ewen
15:18:11
Sorry chaps. BIG is definitely on tonight tho and it will be a BIG Mac Show
Ewen
15:18:17
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DeepPan
15:19:36
vlc can’t open that link
mullerbiker
15:21:07
We're back
mullerbiker
15:21:34
Yippee the bugs have been trodden on
Bigruss
15:22:21
Hello mate I can see you
mullerbiker
15:22:52
Ewen wearing routine check
mullerbiker
15:23:44
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mullerbiker
15:24:13
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Ewen
15:25:42
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mullerbiker
15:26:32
Back?
Bigruss
15:28:14
Looking ok here
mullerbiker
15:28:50
I be the grey man
BronwynECG
15:29:11
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BronwynECG
15:29:14
oy!
mullerbiker
15:29:44
Doobydooby do
Bigruss
15:29:52
Any one had a play with windows 10 yet
mullerbiker
15:29:55
Bye till later peeps
BronwynECG
15:29:58
oh dangit later Ewen
Ewen
15:30:16
Sorry but BIG Show is a defo show at 8pm. Sorry for the screw up. Summer is always tough for getting guests to commit
mullerbiker
15:30:18
Bigruss: yes just on one machine so far
Ewen
15:30:53
Sorry everyone
DeepPan
15:30:54
website is back! :)
Ewen
15:30:57
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Bigruss
15:31:29
better than 8 but still not perfect
mullerbiker
15:32:10
I like it but must turn off some notifications they are getting on my tits
mullerbiker
15:32:54
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Bigruss
15:35:08
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BronwynECG
15:38:11
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bigkahunas
15:43:32
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DeepPan
15:43:41
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bigkahunas
15:44:01
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Bronwyn
17:40:30
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Bronwyn
17:40:37
Hello?
Bronwyn
17:41:04
Goodbye
Bronwyn
17:41:19
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GBRedneck
18:29:03
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GBRedneck
18:49:45
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windrider
19:34:54
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windrider
19:36:19
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mullerbiker
19:37:46
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batwench
19:38:29
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windrider
19:39:01
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mullerbiker
19:39:02
We back from curry
windrider
19:39:18
•parp•
GBRedneck
19:39:32
evenin all
batwench
19:40:02
kismet?
mullerbiker
19:40:46
We full of curry Ewen just having s pinch
mullerbiker
19:41:04
batwench: yes
mullerbiker
19:41:51
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mullerbiker
19:42:08
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
19:42:21
oh lucky you
mullerbiker
19:42:42
Yes I need toilet too might give a few minutes
batwench
19:43:35
i would
batwench
19:43:43
tell us when he goes live
mullerbiker
19:44:00
Ok
mullerbiker
19:49:17
Going live in two just booting up the system
BTN_Links
19:51:36
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mullerbiker
19:52:19
Live batwench
batwench
19:52:30
ta
batwench
19:53:00
wot no tshirt ewen
mullerbiker
19:53:13
batwench: routine check
batwench
19:53:17
hell of a hi pitch noise at your end ewen]
batwench
19:53:46
no not taking the piss
batwench
19:54:12
whatever you just did stopped it
batwench
19:54:15
hiss
windrider
19:54:32
hiss
SwampRat
19:54:35
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batwench
19:54:44
according to mr b sounds like a fan
windrider
19:54:55
does too
JuFroJim
19:55:13
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JuFroJim
19:55:21
hey peeps
batwench
19:55:24
louder than it normally is
mullerbiker
19:55:28
Hiss it the pet snake Monty
JuFroJim
19:55:43
can anyone point me in the direcction of a good, free IRC client for Win 10?
batwench
19:55:56
nah
windrider
19:55:58
stopped very briefly
JuFroJim
19:56:28
fan's not too bad, not nearly as bad as the other week (Doc Rock's was it)
JuFroJim
19:56:46
haha! thought I'd ask the oracle
paulums
19:57:05
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paulums
19:57:58
Ewen mate line 4 is telling me its offline. I've rebooted and everything
Ewen
19:58:32
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mullerbiker
19:58:38
batwench: I can hear the transmission live
JuFroJim
19:58:41
Paulums, only 3 on tonite, Ewen just said
mullerbiker
19:58:47
No three seconds
Ewen
19:59:01
Line 3 Paulums
paulums
19:59:08
ah ha
richarddummer
19:59:17
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JuFroJim
19:59:26
Ewen, why so dressed up? Is tonite a special show?
mullerbiker
19:59:33
I have on one
Ewen
19:59:36
Line 2 Paulums
Ewen
19:59:38
LOL
windrider
19:59:54
After a bad day I came home to find that somebody has ripped the front & back pages from my dictionary.It just goes from bad to worse.
mullerbiker
20:00:04
JuFroJim: he also wearing shoes and long trousers
richarddummer
20:00:14
Hello Ewen
JuFroJim
20:00:27
has he been table dancing already mullerbiker?!
ian_lewis
20:00:51
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mullerbiker
20:00:59
JuFroJim: he admonished a water in curry house
ian_lewis
20:01:03
Evening all
ian_lewis
20:01:11
Loving the BTN Music
windrider
20:01:13
gawd
mullerbiker
20:01:25
Born to be something
batwench
20:01:27
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richarddummer
20:01:39
Do you have to pay royalty for that
ian_lewis
20:01:42
Hi muller
JuFroJim
20:01:43
Hi Ian_lewis
ian_lewis
20:01:53
Hi Jufro :)
batwench
20:02:00
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richarddummer
20:02:05
Hello all
mullerbiker
20:02:09
ian_lewis: hiya using the new live wireless kit 😀
ian_lewis
20:02:16
Awesome
JuFroJim
20:02:23
haa! awesome star trails!
ian_lewis
20:02:28
Looks the same
markop
20:02:37
>> Joins the chat room
ian_lewis
20:02:37
Easy least
ian_lewis
20:02:44
Peasy*
JuFroJim
20:02:48
ia_lewis.... star trails...
mullerbiker
20:02:51
JuFroJim: no need I'll be there 😂
batwench
20:03:10
am I here
mullerbiker
20:03:25
Everyone Ewen alchol free
JuFroJim
20:03:27
thanks paulums you are the only oracle here!
mullerbiker
20:03:29
Sober
batwench
20:03:33
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
20:03:33
No drunk
SwampRat
20:03:34
I've used mIRC for ages\
richarddummer
20:03:46
batwench hello
mullerbiker
20:04:07
paulums: eayup
windrider
20:04:14
I know it's been a few weeks since I was in this chatroom, but what's this sober talk?
batwench
20:04:15
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mullerbiker
20:04:32
windrider: Ewen off beer
JuFroJim
20:04:43
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mullerbiker
20:05:00
Irish coffee?
JuFroJim
20:05:06
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JeffG
20:05:18
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SwampRat
20:05:39
Haven't had any alcohol myself in quite a while. Seems the older I get, the less it agrees with me.
JuFroJim
20:06:16
I'm on prosecco tonite :-)
windrider
20:06:22
I had a Guinness a couple of weeks ago. It was horrible
SwampRat
20:06:46
Currently drinking iced tea.
mullerbiker
20:06:47
SwampRat: I agree I like a beer but can these day pass
markop
20:07:22
are we having a curry next week ewen??
Ewen
20:07:43
Which Day again Mark?
mullerbiker
20:08:06
I think he did his Colin McCrea impression
batwench
20:08:06
All I had done by Ellis’s age was pass my cycle proficency test
markop
20:08:12
specs show day
campionuk
20:08:25
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campionuk
20:08:42
Good Evening all !
mullerbiker
20:09:01
campionuk: hello
JuFroJim
20:09:07
hi championuk
Ewen
20:09:07
Oh blimey Mark C - Sorry mate. Didnt see the OPTICIAN part of that. Yes mate. Friday then
batwench
20:09:11
My temper is shortening as i type. you have been warned
Ewen
20:09:21
I am on nights that night so will drop you back at station afterwards
ian_lewis
20:09:24
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markop
20:09:26
is it not thursday pal?
mullerbiker
20:09:33
markop: hello
markop
20:09:41
hey muller
windrider
20:09:43
heheheh
mullerbiker
20:09:53
Ewen: missed that causes his glasses are stressed
Ewen
20:10:16
Next week! Yes of course but its a 7pm show time. So curry early doors
markop
20:10:41
no worries, i have to be in manchester in the morning then free
batwench
20:10:57
mmmmmmmmmm
DeepPan
20:11:26
>> Joins the chat room
ian_lewis
20:11:35
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
20:11:36
evening, just in time :)
mullerbiker
20:11:49
DeepPan: hello
batwench
20:11:50
Apparently chris is looking tiny according to Mr B
DeepPan
20:12:03
Is this the Big Mac Show? :)
ian_lewis
20:12:07
Stuipid colloquy 😕
ian_lewis
20:12:15
Hi campionuk
mrbatwench
20:12:23
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
20:12:25
DeepPan: Big Mac show
campionuk
20:12:57
Hi ian, Steve & Jim
windrider
20:13:08
you're a bit more live, too
DeepPan
20:13:19
Windows X
batwench
20:13:42
Mr B has been playing with it.
DeepPan
20:13:44
Hi Mullerbiker :)
batwench
20:13:48
Well before the release
mullerbiker
20:13:59
DeepPan: hello
SwampRat
20:14:07
Been using 10 since February. Got 10240 last week.
mullerbiker
20:14:29
JeffG: windows x sex toy?
DeepPan
20:14:30
Would you like fries with that? Go large?
JuFroJim
20:14:44
You've got a real MJ panel tonite!
mullerbiker
20:14:45
Ewen you lost left channel?
batwench
20:15:02
SHABA
mullerbiker
20:15:04
JuFroJim: I be his Dr
JeffG
20:15:27
Windows: You changed the speed on your vibrator. You must restart for this change to take effect.
DeepPan
20:15:27
An iTunes hit was just born! :)
JuFroJim
20:15:28
hahh
campionuk
20:15:46
Great move @paulums Good luck dude
JuFroJim
20:16:04
sexy's the TARDIS
mullerbiker
20:16:05
paulums: is she my age?
batwench
20:16:11
I never saw it.
campionuk
20:16:35
hotboss should be paulums pick this week.. get the link in the chatroom dude...
mullerbiker
20:16:51
campionuk: 😆😆😆😆😆😆
JuFroJim
20:16:56
i just upgraded :-)
ibookery
20:17:15
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
20:17:18
Mr B is doing it to one of his computers now.
JuFroJim
20:17:18
awesome, loving the auto switch between the tablet mode and the desktop modde
ian_lewis
20:17:24
<< Leaves the chat room
ibookery
20:17:27
Windows X-Men
mullerbiker
20:17:30
Download quickly for me... It looks lovely
JuFroJim
20:17:39
it's what Win 8.1 should have been after the Win 8 cock-up
batwench
20:17:43
Question will Windows X work on Bootcamp? Like my Windows 7 does
mrbatwench
20:17:53
Use updating last of my PC's to Windows 10
mullerbiker
20:18:05
Ewen: it's what Vista should have been 😆😆😆
batwench
20:18:16
Bring back 3.11
JuFroJim
20:18:21
but like Paulums says when he finds a 4G connection, "what do I do with it?!?!"
mrbatwench
20:18:24
Should be finished by the end of the show.
mullerbiker
20:18:35
batwench: who needs networks... Win 3
ibookery
20:18:45
Yessss. Let MS control upgrading on your behalf. Just like Adobe and Flash :p
DeepPan
20:18:48
Minor Win10 updates will be continuous, but there’ll be a big update around September time
batwench
20:18:50
When the heck did you join the chatroom mrbatwench ?
mullerbiker
20:18:53
batwench: dos
mrbatwench
20:19:04
That would be telling dear.
mullerbiker
20:19:05
mrbatwench: yo dude
campionuk
20:19:20
Evening Drew
mrbatwench
20:19:41
Evening
JuFroJim
20:19:45
my d/l & upgrade was seamless
ibookery
20:19:47
saw someone in the Italy upgrade his Macbook Air bootcamp with Windows X on Periscope
batwench
20:19:57
I had problems with connection on xbox last night as well
batwench
20:20:07
Thought it was destiny being shite again
mullerbiker
20:20:08
JuFroJim: I had to reboot but then it was fine
windrider
20:20:14
How to do a clean install of Windows 10 (from Windows 7 and 8) http://tinyurl.com/oram4uc
mrbatwench
20:20:30
And guide to sorting the lack of the update icon - colleague at work is disparate for win 10 and does not have the icon.
JuFroJim
20:20:46
Oooo, thanks windrider
mullerbiker
20:21:09
mrbatwench: just go to win update worked for me
DeepPan
20:21:17
There are questions around if a Win10 clean install will work at the moment. Better to to the Win10 install (without it keeping your data) then run a Windows reset.
PaulDixon
20:21:39
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JuFroJim
20:21:44
yeah yeah yeah ewen
windrider
20:22:03
JuFroJim No worries
mrbatwench
20:22:33
Done alright with Linx tablet. Because insider has upgraded from Windows with Bing to Windows Pro.
windrider
20:23:25
Install Windows 10 On Mac Using Boot Camp, Here’s How [Tutorial] http://tinyurl.com/nveocaf
ibookery
20:23:26
Windows X. Not shit. Who knew
mrbatwench
20:23:32
Very impressed so far
windrider
20:23:37
where was ME?
mrbatwench
20:23:59
Don't remind me about ME.
batwench
20:24:05
Another Tech story from me Amazon gets The Top Gear Trio http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33715671
JuFroJim
20:24:08
oh, yeah what's that about JeffG
ibookery
20:24:11
can you disable the Wifi password sharing thing?
mullerbiker
20:24:15
mrbatwench: you not me
windrider
20:24:18
What were they on when they thought that up?
SwampRat
20:24:29
I skipped ME. Went straight from 98 to XP.
mullerbiker
20:24:44
Oh come on vista got me to buy my first mac
windrider
20:24:56
It's all about ME.
JuFroJim
20:25:07
oh and the other thing, I customised the install and turned off the dozen or so data collecction options
ibookery
20:25:10
Friends do not let friends share passwords. Passwords is something you do not share
JuFroJim
20:25:26
true dat ibookery
ibookery
20:25:40
Passwords are like wives. YOu don't share that. Unless you're into that sort of thing
JuFroJim
20:25:50
what happened to just using WPS
mullerbiker
20:25:51
ibookery: your password is password
ibookery
20:25:59
12345, mullerbiker
batwench
20:26:09
I think I still have a WME disk kicking around somewhere
GBRedneck
20:26:22
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
20:26:24
paulums: leave my ring out of it
JuFroJim
20:26:58
argh! buffering
windrider
20:27:06
There's a new thing put here that I'm trying to activate: it sets up a free wifi hotspot on my router which any registered usercan hook into without costing me any bandwidth or cost.
campionuk
20:27:34
that seems abit underhand
batwench
20:27:34
windrider: but can they get into your system?
batwench
20:28:14
Prefered the UK Mac Vs PC two
mrbatwench
20:28:15
You can just not turn on the feature OR not share specific sites. Have to opt in. Opt out by SSID is for wifi network operator to prevent any windows 10 user sharing.
windrider
20:28:23
I can also use wifi hotspots attached to certain phone booths and the used data comes off my monthly 200 GB.
ibookery
20:28:23
Showtitle: underscore Opt Out
windrider
20:29:00
No, batwench, they still have no access to my system. Look up Fon,\.
JuFroJim
20:29:02
that is crazy paulums
ian_lewis
20:29:02
>> Joins the chat room
windrider
20:29:08
•Fon•
batwench
20:29:08
no that is not digital amoeba on the left
ian_lewis
20:29:20
Colloquy on iOS is being shit tonight 😡
ibookery
20:29:28
how does MS know who is my 'Friend' and show is my friend on Skype
mullerbiker
20:29:37
JeffG: and paulums get a room
mullerbiker
20:30:02
ian_lewis: ok here
ian_lewis
20:30:13
Must be the porn then
campionuk
20:30:19
how could it ever deferentiate between "friends" and "contacts"
JuFroJim
20:30:32
I thought I opted out of sharing my internet connection
mrbatwench
20:30:36
Unchecked by default.
batwench
20:30:36
Thans windrider
ibookery
20:31:27
I don't have XBox
ian_lewis
20:32:28
So you could have a really crappy underpowered PC now running Xbox. That's pretty cool
mullerbiker
20:32:33
And chris get paid?
mrbatwench
20:32:40
No check box is about specific PC sharing the login details. SSID is for network admin to stop network details being shared by any windows 10 device.
batwench
20:32:46
If only I wish I had decent mobile ecpetion at work.
batwench
20:33:11
Chris you cant be as bad at pvp as me
mullerbiker
20:33:18
batwench: or reception
batwench
20:33:34
6 of 1 half a dozen of another
ibookery
20:33:53
What's a Start menu? :p
mullerbiker
20:34:16
paulums: send it with attachment of sexy boss
BigChrisAshley
20:34:19
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ian_lewis
20:35:09
Apple Watch for your glances
JuFroJim
20:35:32
love the live tiles
ibookery
20:35:33
is that like the notifications on the Android Tablet from years ago?
JuFroJim
20:35:47
think i might get me a Lumia 950 when it comes out
mrbatwench
20:35:52
<< Leaves the chat room
mrbatwench
20:36:10
>> Joins the chat room
BigChrisAshley
20:36:21
I am buying two of those
windrider
20:36:48
Mum now has a windows phone. She has three tiles: Phone, Messages & Contacts
JuFroJim
20:36:49
might be tempted with the XL BigChrisAshley
mullerbiker
20:36:54
JuFroJim: talking about you again
ian_lewis
20:37:11
The XL BigChrisAshley ?
ian_lewis
20:37:14
😂
ibookery
20:37:15
You've Got Mail
BigChrisAshley
20:37:18
LOL
JuFroJim
20:37:18
haha
BigChrisAshley
20:37:34
that is for me for sure
JuFroJim
20:37:44
pocket & XL version of BigChrisAshley
mrbatwench
20:38:33
Outlook on windows 10 mobile disappointing. Can't have individual tiles for different accounts and can't do unified inbox either. One of few things which is a backward step,
mullerbiker
20:38:34
JuFroJim: I get the MJ version of BigChrisAshley
JuFroJim
20:38:45
haha!
BigChrisAshley
20:38:58
I am sure they will fix that they have to!!
mullerbiker
20:39:09
Windows 2020
JuFroJim
20:39:17
Windows Captain Morgan
ian_lewis
20:39:26
10.1, 10.2... 10.11
mullerbiker
20:39:57
Windows double glazing
ibookery
20:40:04
is Cortana on Win X desktop on all the time??
Ewen
20:40:05
WIndows V 10.463
DeepPan
20:40:08
Enterprise will have control over which updates get pushed out when to their kit
JuFroJim
20:40:14
Windows Ben Nevis
batwench
20:40:33
I feel so out of touch we are still on xp at work…..
windrider
20:40:37
Windows XX (double-cross)
ian_lewis
20:40:52
Windows Stained Glass
mullerbiker
20:40:52
My old place my pass was my password and just needed my employee number
ibookery
20:40:54
Windows XXX. Since JeffG is on the show
JeffG
20:41:00
HA!
windrider
20:41:14
good point
mullerbiker
20:41:27
Windows bay window
DeepPan
20:41:27
Face recognition = Windows Hello
JuFroJim
20:41:28
Windows Shattered
batwench
20:41:57
Yes Ewen but you have to be worried as you know where I work.
ibookery
20:41:59
XP. It works if you're real careful about internet malwares
ian_lewis
20:41:59
Our work which is massive is corporation is XP
windrider
20:42:21
So how's this Edge browser woring then? I hear it's pretty swish.
ian_lewis
20:42:26
iTunes is flawless
DeepPan
20:42:30
If the enterprise machines are running XP, it’s a good chance it’s the OS that came with that machine
ian_lewis
20:42:31
LOLOLOLOL
windrider
20:42:32
•working•
mullerbiker
20:42:46
Windows sponsored by Everest double glazing
windrider
20:42:50
iTunes id (fl)awful
windrider
20:42:59
•is•
SwampRat
20:43:00
Edge might be usable once I can put Adblock on it.
mrbatwench
20:43:04
More likely they came with vista or 7 and were downgraded to XP
batwench
20:43:17
Mind you some of the stand alone computers down stairs still have 5 1/4” floppy drives and use them
DeepPan
20:43:25
that was Leo (well know Apple & Microsoft lover) :D
mullerbiker
20:43:30
SwampRat: didn't Edge fall off the stage?
windrider
20:43:34
Used a 2008 MacBook Pro to rerdeem an iTunes card with its webcam yesterday
mrbatwench
20:43:36
like Edge so far
ibookery
20:44:03
any coding apps/paths to help corporations to migrate all that custom coded programs from XP/IE6 to Win X and Edge??
JuFroJim
20:44:06
true JefffG
windrider
20:44:12
Livin' on the Edge
BigChrisAshley
20:44:13
t really see cortana just a search box
mullerbiker
20:44:16
Some XP machines won't run Win X
mrbatwench
20:44:31
Don't believe most business still using XP rant doing it for OS cost reasons
windrider
20:44:31
Win CE
JuFroJim
20:44:34
a nuclear power plant
BigChrisAshley
20:44:37
but when you click it all the data like stocks news all your interests are there
ian_lewis
20:44:44
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
20:44:48
Ewen see my previous comment about floppy discs.
mullerbiker
20:44:52
JuFroJim: was Homer based on batwench ?
ibookery
20:45:00
Billing is the major/big thing that may be hard to migrate to Win X
batwench
20:45:06
mullerbiker and JuFroJim no that is mrbatwench
JuFroJim
20:45:08
no comment mullerbiker!
mrbatwench
20:45:17
Oi dear!
JuFroJim
20:45:30
haha, you two!
batwench
20:45:37
At least I have nver been in charge of h&s at a nuclear site
JuFroJim
20:45:44
how u doing drew?
mrbatwench
20:45:50
True.
mullerbiker
20:45:51
mrbatwench: is Mr Burns
batwench
20:45:54
Although I have had blue hair so I am more mrge
batwench
20:45:57
marge
ibookery
20:46:07
Smithers!!!
mrbatwench
20:46:15
Pink suits you better though
batwench
20:46:35
you havent noticed my hair at the moment have you
mullerbiker
20:46:58
batwench: is in nuclear glowing green?
mrbatwench
20:47:01
Doing well JuFroJim . Only one more day to hols.
batwench
20:47:11
btw mrbatwench and myself are sat next to each other and are yet having a conversation in a chat room
JuFroJim
20:47:25
hols? where u off to?
ibookery
20:47:36
Batwenches chatroom food fight
batwench
20:47:39
Swansea and basingstoke
mrbatwench
20:47:52
Although intermittent as reviewing draft nuclear baseline during the show
mullerbiker
20:47:55
Mr Burns he nicked your story
batwench
20:47:59
Boiler, mam and car put paid to anywhere else
JuFroJim
20:48:11
:-)
mullerbiker
20:48:44
ibookery: throw bacon throw bacon
JuFroJim
20:48:51
oh yeah, I heard someone's car got turned off halfway down a road!
ibookery
20:48:57
throw Donuts!!! mullerbiker
SwampRat
20:48:59
I'd like to see someone try to remotely hack my 1998 Ford Ranger
JuFroJim
20:49:32
I can throw a crowbar swamprat
mullerbiker
20:49:39
ibookery: no... There too nice
DeepPan
20:49:50
Didn’t this jeep have a firmware update first?
windrider
20:50:02
wireless
SwampRat
20:50:31
JuFroJim: Well, there's that. :-)
DeepPan
20:50:35
I think the jeep firmware was hacked first with a physical connection
mrbatwench
20:50:37
Is a question whether they had access before they did the test but claim can do purely by scanning the mobile network.
JuFroJim
20:50:38
:)
ibookery
20:50:50
leak in the infotainment system in the car allows cross connect to the car's CanBus engine control side
JuFroJim
20:51:21
does Jeep run WiFi Sense?
DeepPan
20:51:24
no, the firmware update was done by the hackers and openned the access. I’m looking for the link now
richarddummer
20:51:37
isn't it through on star
richarddummer
20:52:01
through sprints network I think
mullerbiker
20:52:05
Or digital radio............
ibookery
20:52:10
it was through the lovely Sprint network to hack the Jeep
mrbatwench
20:52:39
Could theoretically do mass attacks on vulnerable cars. The cars hacked have wireless connectivity built into the head unit.
ibookery
20:52:42
Internet. It's everywhere. Especially now that there's Loon
DeepPan
20:52:57
Entertainment and environmental control systems should be air-gapped from essential systems
mrbatwench
20:53:10
Can apparently automatically scan for vulnerable systems.
JuFroJim
20:53:16
JeffG ISS astronauts could shutdown the freeways
mullerbiker
20:53:24
JeffG: if they use a sniffing tool can they tell what you've eaten
JeffG
20:53:26
Yes! They totally could!
SwampRat
20:53:32
My pickup truck is in Louisiana, but has no wifi
ibookery
20:53:36
so thats' why Kennedy drove off the bridge
windrider
20:53:43
Floppy disks still work on OS 10.10.4
mullerbiker
20:53:52
BigChrisAshley: was that enemy of the state?
JuFroJim
20:54:10
u alright paulums?
PaulDixon
20:54:14
<< Leaves the chat room
windrider
20:54:33
Ted
mullerbiker
20:54:56
Sexy boss
batwench
20:55:13
I love the twitter
ibookery
20:55:31
Twitter is doomed. Google+ is doomed. Apple is dooooomed. We're all dooomed
batwench
20:55:40
There are only so many people who are attached to the webs.
mrbatwench
20:55:45
Doooooooomed
DeepPan
20:56:11
Were their resignation letters only 140 characters long?
mullerbiker
20:56:12
I loved Doom and its on sale on Steam
batwench
20:56:17
1Shut up Private Frazers
JuFroJim
20:56:30
DON'T PANIC ibookery, Win X is here!
batwench
20:56:43
paulums: you need to go through your follows list
ibookery
20:56:45
Don't panic. Mighty Mouse will come and save the day
batwench
20:56:47
scalp
windrider
20:57:05
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/evan-williams-on-twitter-and-developers-2015-7 "But Twitter needs to do something to bring developers back, he suggested. “Twitter should be more of a platform than it is,” he said, hinting that this is exactly what Twitter is working on now, not waiting for a permanent CEO."
batwench
20:57:18
Vavouporing…..
JuFroJim
20:57:32
using FB less and less
JuFroJim
20:57:45
probably using Twitter more and more
ibookery
20:57:45
Facebook is for family and pets :p
mullerbiker
20:57:48
I gonna start Titter
windrider
20:57:52
Farceb)rk
windrider
20:57:59
b0rk
ibookery
20:58:06
how titallating, mullerbiker
JuFroJim
20:58:28
oh! ewen...? where'd u go??
windrider
20:58:28
Ewen vanished, taking the hiss with him
mullerbiker
20:58:34
batwench
20:58:56
windrider: he hissed off
windrider
20:59:05
ur
mullerbiker
20:59:11
He dropped his headset
JuFroJim
20:59:19
so what's thhe next big social media thing?
windrider
20:59:27
Ello
JuFroJim
20:59:37
hello
batwench
20:59:39
mrbatwench: ITS THAT MEAL TIME
ibookery
20:59:48
don't dwunk Twitter. Think before you twitter
windrider
20:59:51
Breakfast?
richarddummer
21:00:03
Ell Ell no
JuFroJim
21:00:12
i need to get to know u first windrider
mrbatwench
21:00:36
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:01:17
But what about his staff.
windrider
21:01:19
I s a southern boy from the far north
ibookery
21:01:26
Dr. Palmer can start his 2nd career as a porn star. With all the trophy hunting he's done his weenus must be ...
JuFroJim
21:01:32
k, let's go :)
mullerbiker
21:01:54
Ewen is a pheasant pluckers son
BigChrisAshley
21:01:57
this is the story i think i was talking about where some think his car was being controlled it was determined that his car accelerated into a tree
ibookery
21:02:20
his staff have to go job hunting, batwench He should have thought of them before he went big game hunting
batwench
21:03:08
ibookery: it is them I also feel for. his muckupery may have cost them their house etc
mullerbiker
21:03:18
ibookery: let's hope they don't lure those jobs out
JuFroJim
21:03:18
bad news always travels further and faster than anything good
batwench
21:03:38
There was more than one vitcim than that lovely lion
ibookery
21:03:49
posts about #CecilTheLion on the Twitters has gotten nearly 250k posts
mullerbiker
21:04:41
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news which obeys its own special rules
mrbatwench
21:04:43
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:04:57
I talk mostly bollocks on there
JuFroJim
21:04:58
Telegram's better than WhatsApp paulums
windrider
21:05:18
I used to think my lofe was going around in circles but further investigation revealed it to be a downward spiral
mullerbiker
21:05:18
batwench: you talk mostly bollocks /hides
paulums
21:05:31
But only you and me use it JufroJim
batwench
21:05:31
mullerbiker: Cant argue with you
DeepPan
21:05:38
Facebook Approach : If it’s not broken, patch it until it is
windrider
21:05:43
•life•
batwench
21:05:56
I am getting peeved at FB mostly ads at the moment
mullerbiker
21:06:05
Slow down is cause people who want it have it
JuFroJim
21:06:15
information via qunatum entanglement travels faster than light mullerbiker ;)
ibookery
21:06:18
kids dig Snapchat
batwench
21:06:19
Instagram seems to be slowing down as well
batwench
21:06:31
aaawwwwwww that wa trrible
DeepPan
21:06:54
driving a merc I think
mullerbiker
21:07:02
JuFroJim: look if you use string theory your argument falls apart
JuFroJim
21:07:13
meh!
ibookery
21:07:13
Look out George. Watch out for the Tree. George George George of the Jungle
DeepPan
21:07:24
Was the drone famous?
windrider
21:07:54
How close did the drone have to be for a shotgun to be able to hit it?
mullerbiker
21:08:08
Perv
ibookery
21:08:09
Pull. Drone
JuFroJim
21:08:22
haha!
mullerbiker
21:08:56
BigChrisAshley: the U.S. Military shoot down drones...
JuFroJim
21:09:04
ah, but don't you control the airspace above you're property? but good point jeffG
mullerbiker
21:09:12
Pellets from high wouldn't hurt you
mrbatwench
21:09:26
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:09:38
Pellets from heaven
ibookery
21:09:41
guy should have used an RPG or a howitzer to take down the drone :p
DeepPan
21:09:41
How about they don’t have guns?
batwench
21:09:52
Ah the right to arm bears
mullerbiker
21:09:56
ibookery: Heat Ray
JuFroJim
21:09:59
apparenty in France, you own the land to the centre of the earth below your property
batwench
21:10:06
EMP guns
JuFroJim
21:10:16
yeah! EMP
mullerbiker
21:10:20
JuFroJim: French think they everything
JuFroJim
21:10:23
boooom!!
batwench
21:10:29
JuFroJim: but then the drone would have to fly under your house
JuFroJim
21:10:38
mole?
GBRedneck
21:10:41
>> Joins the chat room
JuFroJim
21:10:43
mole cam
batwench
21:10:51
I have a bow and arrows
ibookery
21:10:55
I want a high pressure hose for anti-drone
BigChrisAshley
21:10:59
I'm ok with the military shooting down a drone i assume if they do it is in an area where it shouldn't be
richarddummer
21:11:06
there are a lot of rural areas in KY I have friends who shoot in there back yard often
mullerbiker
21:11:11
My boomerang won't come back
windrider
21:11:21
Kamikaze another drone into the invader
BigChrisAshley
21:11:25
i'm not to cool with the neighbor making that distinction
mullerbiker
21:11:40
Rat in his kitchen
JuFroJim
21:11:43
balls and string
windrider
21:11:44
so we need a boomerang drone
batwench
21:12:12
I have fired ewens pistol.
DeepPan
21:12:14
The rat died of lead poisoning
JuFroJim
21:12:20
my missus is giggling - she's say's Win X is really cool :)
mullerbiker
21:12:28
batwench: 😉
batwench
21:12:38
Better than discharging it
mullerbiker
21:13:03
batwench: did you clean it after
ibookery
21:13:16
What is the point of calling the Police when there's a drone in the backyard. How will the Police find the drone's owner?
batwench
21:13:34
mind control?
mullerbiker
21:13:44
ibookery: helicopter
JuFroJim
21:13:50
yeah, sometimes we implement good laws
DeepPan
21:13:56
the guys are saying he should have “called the police”. When the police finally arrive, how would they have traced the owner of the drone?
mullerbiker
21:14:16
And it has to be line of sight
ibookery
21:14:20
Helichoppers are really expensive for the Police/municipality to operate, mullerbiker
batwench
21:14:31
Well the miltary did have cameras on them
JuFroJim
21:14:36
oh, what about the geofencing firmware of a US drone manufacturer
mullerbiker
21:14:43
ibookery: they run them here
batwench
21:15:01
what about home made space rockets they go up rather large
mullerbiker
21:15:03
Nearly every force has one or shares one
windrider
21:15:51
dump water on the pricks
mullerbiker
21:16:00
Rail gun
batwench
21:16:01
Don’t you have one?
JuFroJim
21:16:02
JuFroJim
21:16:22
u can make one ewen
richarddummer
21:16:22
it's on Prime
ibookery
21:16:24
Where's my Chaff cannon
JuFroJim
21:16:34
Prime Cannon!
mullerbiker
21:16:35
Depleted uranium we can get batwench to get us some
DeepPan
21:16:36
I think the drones over the fire were getting footage for news networks
paulums
21:16:40
cheers jufrojim
ibookery
21:17:17
news network should know better than to interfere with emergency operations, DeepPan
ibookery
21:17:49
don't the EMP guns use microwave parts to create the pulse?
campionuk
21:17:51
shit.... laid on the sofa to listen, fell asleep and just woke up.. balls... can we start again please ??
mullerbiker
21:17:53
Who flies kellyG without a licence
mrbatwench
21:17:58
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
21:18:03
ibookery, you’re right, but they’re more interested in getting sensational footage
JuFroJim
21:18:04
mrbatwench
21:18:08
Ah have the U.S. Made a mess of regulation again?
batwench
21:18:28
I know I need to get out more!
ibookery
21:18:37
there's footage of some yahoo in the US who put a pistol on his quadcopter and fired the pistol
DeepPan
21:18:45
Er, EMP isn’t directional
windrider
21:18:45
bolas or bollocks?
DeepPan
21:19:22
What has 2000 balls and f*cks drones? :D
windrider
21:19:31
anyone want a 5th gen iPod Touch? Don't need mine now.
mullerbiker
21:19:35
They spilt bolas onto the disc
JuFroJim
21:20:26
emp can be directed, but would require a large, powerful em field
batwench
21:20:46
mrbatwench: his picture is awesome
Guest53
21:20:51
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
21:20:54
mrbatwench: so did you drew it?
mrbatwench
21:20:54
Awesome Ewen
batwench
21:21:00
Ewen - Hoya offered if I wanted to join you
mullerbiker
21:21:22
batwench: we not falling apart
mullerbiker
21:21:32
markop: still there
mrbatwench
21:21:35
Funny mullerbiker
mullerbiker
21:21:47
Yep
markop
21:21:50
yeah
batwench
21:22:06
WRONG END OF WALES DAMN YOU
batwench
21:22:15
I am in Swansea that dat
batwench
21:22:17
day
mullerbiker
21:22:22
batwench: it's middle bit
ibookery
21:22:36
Interesting. The Wrong end of Wales
batwench
21:22:47
mullerbiker: stll wrong end of wales from me
mullerbiker
21:23:06
batwench: it's the middle
batwench
21:23:22
Anywhere north of merthyr is the wrong end
mrbatwench
21:23:45
Heard that from ex military fools at work. Apparently jet british fighter at 100m quite impressive/intimidating
SwampRat
21:23:52
<< Leaves the chat room
ibookery
21:23:58
can't dial the call from Cortana?
batwench
21:24:44
Looks good Je
GBRedneck
21:24:44
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:24:46
JeffG:
mullerbiker
21:24:46
BigChrisAshley: bowchickawowwow
paulums
21:24:49
DeepPan
21:25:14
oh ffffffffuction keys!! :D
Guest53
21:25:45
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:25:52
Not as good as sweet corn
paulums
21:26:08
JuFroJim
21:26:33
how many shares have u got in Lego JeffG ?!
mullerbiker
21:27:02
JeffG: bow chicks wow wow
batwench
21:27:05
JeffG: it comes out in uk a week before. Just pre ordered it
JeffG
21:27:30
Awesome, BW!
GBRedneck
21:27:44
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:28:57
Reminds me of wipe out
ibookery
21:29:27
this is like one of the stages in Lego Star Wars where you have to drive a PodRacer
windrider
21:29:29
will it work on my 6th gen iPod Touch?
batwench
21:29:31
Does anyone have anything ABOVE an iphone 6 paulums ? you know womething we dont.
GBRedneck
21:29:32
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
21:29:41
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
21:29:48
Region 2 so only available in UK
windrider
21:30:06
6+ is above 6
GBRedneck
21:30:45
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
21:30:56
>> Joins the chat room
ibookery
21:31:01
is it carbon fiber? :p
mrbatwench
21:31:09
<< Leaves the chat room
JuFroJim
21:31:16
this show should really be sponsered by Prime!
ibookery
21:32:20
Prime is picking up the ex-Top Gearers Not that anyone doesn't know by now
mrbatwench
21:32:39
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:32:41
ibookery: put that in eariler on
ibookery
21:33:00
I'm gonna call it Prime Gear, batwench
batwench
21:33:07
ibookery: lol
ibookery
21:34:11
I thought you're supposed to bring a short person and rest the binoculars on the short person's head. :P
batwench
21:34:40
ibookery: they will be in wales. were are a short nation. good for working down the mines
mullerbiker
21:34:40
Who joining my new social network Titter
ibookery
21:34:49
is JeffG on Ashley Madison as well? :p
batwench
21:34:54
mullerbiker: been on that for a while
windrider
21:35:08
are you cheap as well as easy, Jeff?
batwench
21:35:16
mmmmm bendy JeffG
mullerbiker
21:35:18
Shabba
JeffG
21:35:19
Fairly cheap.
windrider
21:35:40
calendar updated
campionuk
21:35:45
thanks for the show guys! bed time now, night all
JuFroJim
21:35:57
nite cchris
markop
21:36:00
cheers boys
JuFroJim
21:36:01
Brilliant show peeps! :-)
BigChrisAshley
21:36:14
Thanks guys!! Hanging out with your guys is always awesome!!
windrider
21:36:15
Jeez. I'll have to shift the coffee machine to the computer room
campionuk
21:36:19
<< Leaves the chat room
windrider
21:36:24
<< Leaves the chat room
mrbatwench
21:36:36
Thanks all
mullerbiker
21:36:40
Live from agricultural uni Norfolk
batwench
21:36:50
Avengers HQ!
batwench
21:37:16
night night all xcxc
mullerbiker
21:37:24
mrbatwench: bye
JuFroJim
21:37:35
nite!
mullerbiker
21:37:45
batwench: bye
batwench
21:37:47
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:37:51
Night all
JeffG
21:37:58
bye, gang!
markop
21:37:58
<< Leaves the chat room
JuFroJim
21:38:01
thnaks, nite ite
richarddummer
21:38:02
good show guys
JuFroJim
21:38:07
<< Leaves the chat room
ibookery
21:38:09
<< Leaves the chat room
BigChrisAshley
21:38:11
exit
richarddummer
21:38:14
<< Leaves the chat room
BigChrisAshley
21:38:28
<< Leaves the chat room
Ewen
21:38:40
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
21:38:55
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:41:00
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
21:41:06
laters all. good sho
DeepPan
21:41:08
show
DeepPan
21:41:10
:)
DeepPan
21:41:16
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
21:41:46
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
21:41:59
>> Joins the chat room
mrbatwench
21:42:40
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
21:42:49
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GBRedneck
21:43:00
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