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GBRedneck
12:00:26
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mullerbiker
15:00:16
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mullerbiker
15:07:28
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GBRedneck
18:00:42
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DeepPan
19:16:53
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DeepPan
19:17:00
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GBRedneck
19:33:44
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rclyded
19:40:35
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Ewen
19:42:28
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rclyded
19:43:09
Hey Ewen
rclyded
19:43:58
It's going to be a hard show with the us open and the big show going at the same time.
nic
19:47:21
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windrider
19:47:31
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nic
19:48:06
Hello Ewen
rclyded
19:48:24
I know but the one sport I do like
windrider
19:48:50
Anyone wanna buy a useless foot that's full of gout that won't respond to treatment?
windrider
19:49:16
I'm a winna!
KenK
19:50:20
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ljpuk
19:51:24
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Unidentified54803
19:51:24
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DeepPan
19:51:39
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DeepPan
19:51:47
evening gang
BTN_Links
19:51:57
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DeepPan
19:52:35
good dog biscuits :)
dcrane2
19:52:50
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windrider
19:52:57
Just had a reply to a tweet made almost 3 years ago. Some folk are real quick.
DeepPan
19:53:07
can hear your keyboard a treat :)
batwench
19:53:36
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paulums
19:53:50
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DeepPan
19:54:11
clipping slightly
paulums
19:54:11
Well hello
DeepPan
19:54:33
i thought the keyboard was a cool teletyper sound effect :)
mullerbiker
19:54:43
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mullerbiker
19:54:47
Hi ewen
shortsigh
19:56:02
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richarddummer
19:56:16
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rclyded
19:56:44
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robb085
19:56:55
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Ewen
19:57:38
Hey Steveo
DeepPan
19:57:55
excellent :)
robb085
19:58:25
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ljpuk
19:59:08
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robb085
19:59:10
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SwampRat
19:59:13
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ljpuk
19:59:17
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batwench
19:59:20
Evening all
mullerbiker
19:59:33
Evening batwench
robb085
19:59:34
howdy
campionuk
19:59:35
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richarddummer
19:59:46
Hi all
campionuk
19:59:50
Good evening all !
batwench
20:00:08
you are live on Alpha Geek radio
robb085
20:00:15
you can see all the way through your head Ewen
DeepPan
20:00:23
sounds really good Ewen
mullerbiker
20:00:26
Fuck me an invisible mic I can see 😅
paulums
20:00:36
hey mullbiker
mullerbiker
20:00:54
paulums: hi you
DeepPan
20:01:32
zero echo, no bounce
mullerbiker
20:01:32
No you echo less
dcrane2
20:01:34
no echo
batwench
20:01:35
lots of white ish news when you speak ewen
windrider
20:01:38
heavy breathing
windrider
20:01:49
somw white noise
DeepPan
20:01:53
lots of egg cartons on the opposite wall? :)
dcrane2
20:01:58
your face looks orange-ish
richarddummer
20:02:03
sounds althogh picking up every thing
dcrane2
20:02:04
we lsot your audio
ljpuk
20:02:06
evening all
windrider
20:02:15
well, don't touch it!
campionuk
20:02:16
Evening Lee
batwench
20:02:43
we are
ljpuk
20:02:51
evening campionuk
campionuk
20:03:13
what time do we need to be down on the Sat Ewen for the bash ?
KenK
20:03:56
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batwench
20:03:58
ewen - I think your sound is yukky. white noise when your mike is active
mullerbiker
20:04:10
Here me nowwww
KenK
20:04:20
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robb085
20:05:42
ive run out of beer and all ive got is rosie should i sink that low?
richarddummer
20:05:50
Ewen the overlord of Rome
DocRock
20:06:08
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batwench
20:06:10
robb085: nowt rong with rose
windrider
20:06:18
robb085- wotever floats your boat
robb085
20:06:54
well i dont have to drive tomorrow so why not
guest
20:07:09
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ibookery
20:07:29
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campionuk
20:08:57
Ewen, there's a hissing/white noise when you speak..
batwench
20:10:04
campionuk: I said that but ewen is ignoring me
campionuk
20:10:30
ahh, fair enough..
mullerbiker
20:10:40
Sounds ok to me
ibookery
20:10:44
Does he speak Slytherin? is that why he hisses?
batwench
20:10:49
EWen - it is very distracting from your lovely tones
DeepPan
20:11:07
slightly lower
batwench
20:11:07
no difference
mullerbiker
20:11:15
Meeeeooow
DeepPan
20:11:17
ouch! burn! :D
KenK
20:11:30
hm, seems the live player isn't playing for me. Nor is alpha geek radio.
richarddummer
20:11:33
no snake sounds here
KenK
20:11:46
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KenK
20:12:10
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ibookery
20:12:31
JK Rowling mic?
KenK
20:12:35
Opps, just closed my chat window. SIgh. Still no video or audio
DeepPan
20:12:38
you need to convert between rode and micon?
batwench
20:12:39
ibookery: hence the hissing
ToddWhitehead
20:12:46
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robb085
20:14:08
Any news on none flash version for live shows as im always trying to stealth listen to mac show time while at work
ibookery
20:14:34
who pushed her?
windrider
20:14:43
robb085, if you're on iOS, try the Photon browser
ToddWhitehead
20:15:06
robb085: Do any of my simulcast players work for you? http://player.alphageekvideo.com
ToddWhitehead
20:15:18
Desktop or mobile
batwench
20:15:32
Hell, they keep on giving me the painkillers that are adictive
robb085
20:15:42
cheers windrider mobile
windrider
20:16:15
Photon Flash Player for iPhone or for iPad, robb085
ToddWhitehead
20:16:18
try the player.alphageekvideo.com in your browser. BTN runs on channel 1
KellyG
20:17:05
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batwench
20:17:13
ToddWhitehead: running on my chrome browser
richarddummer
20:17:35
Guy did that in Florida with their house, he cut it with a chain saw down the middle then tore down his side.
batwench
20:18:21
Let me gues they are no longer working together
batwench
20:19:01
ewen - are we ready to start yet?
batwench
20:19:19
keeping you on track sweetie
mullerbiker
20:19:32
batwench you tell him
dcrane2
20:20:00
kelly looks dark
robb085
20:20:02
windrider great downloading it now
batwench
20:20:21
dcrane2: She is not in her normal room with lighing
mullerbiker
20:20:32
paulums: the tech Man 😂😂😂😂
KenK
20:20:42
The joys of tech. :)
DeepPan
20:21:10
so, that stephen elop(e)!!
ibookery
20:21:16
Pegleg KellyG?
batwench
20:21:24
You must be joking - nice weather I have had to put the heating on tiday
mullerbiker
20:23:23
Roasting here
DeepPan
20:23:42
you're going to become a skype guru? :)
ibookery
20:24:15
Where's the Stripper Pole?
windrider
20:24:31
no heating required here, batwench, and it's winter
batwench
20:24:42
lucky sod windrider
DeepPan
20:24:55
good job this isn't a TwiT show, otherwise there'd be a cock pic! :D
ibookery
20:25:09
I love chickens, DeepPan
batwench
20:25:54
The Don Father
batwench
20:27:25
The best thing is I am on top of Jeff - hehehehehe
batwench
20:28:29
Looks great Ewen
windrider
20:28:47
is that a show title, batwench?
batwench
20:29:07
What Looks great ewen
batwench
20:30:40
Have you seen the Destiny: The Taken King trailer released at e3 - oooooohhhhhhh
ibookery
20:32:35
What good is an Imperial Walker if someone with a little potato gun can blow it up
DeepPan
20:33:08
So, to buy now, Xbox One or PS4?
batwench
20:33:42
I have never seen a character wanking in a game *having a party with himself*!
mullerbiker
20:34:06
batwench: they do when I play
KenK
20:34:10
These always look cool and I'd be so god-awfully bad at them that I'll never play them.
DeepPan
20:34:54
Ewen, don't forget to cross plug the Gamer show :)
ibookery
20:35:44
so AI has good ball control?
robb085
20:35:45
defiantly right with assasin's creed Ewen
DeepPan
20:36:01
"Ball Mechanics" are very important for those with broken balls
paulums
20:36:32
My balls are advanced. Just ask the wife
mullerbiker
20:36:35
Double Kelly
ibookery
20:37:28
is that on Prime? :p
mullerbiker
20:37:38
Freeeeeee
batwench
20:38:09
Evolved
DeepPan
20:38:19
keepy-upy? :D
db
20:38:52
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GBRedneck
20:41:10
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robb085
20:42:33
if they dont do any thing then post it
ibookery
20:42:34
Samsung story? Why are they writing about microwaves? :p
batwench
20:43:44
ibookery: I thought they did fridges
robb085
20:43:46
there just as many android fanboys as apple
KenK
20:44:04
They did contact Samsung. The biggest problem is how updates are pushed out to the phones.
DeepPan
20:44:50
these are the same people that scream about snowden, the give away their 1st born to get a free email account
SwampRat
20:47:42
All cellphones look alike to me.
KenK
20:47:52
I wonder how many of those "less techie" people are downloading apps to their phones. In this case if they're just web surfing they're probably OK.
DocRock
20:48:44
this will keep you safe
SwampRat
20:48:44
Lester Holt
batwench
20:48:45
KenK: a lot of people will get apps - it is so simple
KenK
20:50:39
I thinking of the bulk of non-tech people I know who have smartphones and most of them never get apps. They do email, surf the web, messaging. I'm sure lots do get apps but I'd not be surprised to learn it's a smaller number than we think.
windrider
20:51:06
iPhone mini http://d.pr/i/Mquw
DeepPan
20:51:12
I'm dealing a few enterprise and governing bodies, all of which are really focused on Windows Mobile, ready for Win10 to drop
batwench
20:51:31
windrider: looks like a hoofer doofer
KenK
20:52:06
Great turn of phrase from your Grandma, Doc
robb085
20:53:08
please show notes Ewen its hard enough to type in the chat room tipsy
mullerbiker
20:53:15
Microsoft band 😆
batwench
20:53:18
ZERO
DeepPan
20:54:44
ibookery
20:55:56
how long is Verizon's nose?
windrider
20:58:06
Article mentions "Where Verizon has accepted requests for service, it has consistently failed to respond to service requests within the required six- and 12-month timeframes."
robb085
20:58:19
how much of london is fibre to the box
campionuk
20:58:39
I'm assuming it was Verizon's legal intern that must have worked on that agreement then...
DeepPan
20:58:42
.... and still better than you! :-D
ToddWhitehead
20:59:02
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batwench
20:59:45
We now have fibre I am a happy bunny
SwampRat
20:59:48
I'm 50Mbps down, 10Mbps up, since finally switching from DSL to cable internet.
richarddummer
20:59:56
I'm 6 down .45 up $53+ US ATT DSL
SwampRat
21:01:47
Got Comcast business internet, the 50Mbps is costing $110/month... but no caps, which is good, since my son and I use the heck out of the internet.
windrider
21:01:50
no option other than 3G/4G or ADSL here
campionuk
21:03:45
I get 25Mbps down and 11 up for £10pm on Sky Fibre, no caps and thats without tying into contract.. Sky are challenging hard for retentions in our area..
richarddummer
21:04:01
and Bourbon
mullerbiker
21:04:33
I'm vermin not bad though 100 down
windrider
21:04:46
Ello, the T-shirt selling social network now has an iOS app. And a greater pile of poop I've not seen in many a long day.
campionuk
21:04:49
thats true.. but they take the cash and it's faster and cheaper than the "standard" adsl offering..
ibookery
21:05:08
New York isn't the problem place. it is the smaller towns that only have 1 or 2 high speed Internet service that really get screwed
windrider
21:05:09
resellers
robb085
21:05:21
you bastard got me so involved i burnt my steak
richarddummer
21:05:42
We have Comcast and ATT hear
windrider
21:05:52
robb085, scrape the black bits off
ibookery
21:05:54
Cajun blackened steak. :p
DeepPan
21:06:13
Ewen, here in the UK, don't the providers run their own backbones to the exchange, then use the BT local loop unbundle to the home?
batwench
21:06:13
Should have cooked it before the show like I did
DeepPan
21:06:41
stephen elop(ed)
windrider
21:06:44
elop has buggered off
batwench
21:06:48
DeepPan: the cables etc are all the same - unless it is cable cable - phone stuff old BT
windrider
21:07:04
nokia spy
DeepPan
21:07:45
batwench, so they don't run the netflix model and put their own hardware into the local hub?
batwench
21:08:55
not as far as I am aware. I am willing to be educated. Mr B thinks it is all BT - but there is reguilation on charging
robb085
21:11:21
alright batwench showoff
ibookery
21:11:28
Who Lopped off the Elop?
richarddummer
21:12:00
If they are giving away their OS the have to make money somewhere
ibookery
21:12:14
Good news. Crossy Road game is on Windows Phone. (saw it the other day)
batwench
21:12:15
robb085
21:12:19
and all the cable is pretty much virgin which dont un bundle theres
PaulDixon
21:12:21
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KellyG
21:12:47
I still want a Linx tablet.
mullerbiker
21:12:54
Luv my lumia camera is much better than iPhone for arty shots
paulums
21:13:02
Me too KellyG
ljpuk
21:13:19
as long as they dont turn xbox into a gaming pc we are good
windrider
21:13:20
Heard a rumour of a Lumia 1020 replacement
mullerbiker
21:13:37
paulums: KellyG buy one cheap as chips
KellyG
21:13:57
there don’t seem to be any here.
mullerbiker
21:14:19
KellyG: we can buy and post it
robb085
21:15:07
Cheers DocRoc i find it really hard to remeber his name now
DocRock
21:15:11
ibookery
21:15:34
That's not real Nutella
DocRock
21:16:14
it's Sucha Nutella
robb085
21:16:43
lol brilliant
ljpuk
21:16:45
thanks DocRock cant unsee that name now... :)
DocRock
21:18:11
PaulDixon
21:19:47
<< Leaves the chat room
ibookery
21:19:50
I'm putting Nutella on toast. But not going near Nadella
richarddummer
21:20:22
DocRock shoes.... this is Kentucky like Hawaii we don't were them
mullerbiker
21:21:15
Love that macphum stuff might have to buy that
ljpuk
21:21:32
im loving focus2
mullerbiker
21:22:04
Join
ljpuk
21:22:06
had a play with focus today, really impressive
mullerbiker
21:22:20
Jpuk it's cool
batwench
21:22:35
Love them long time
windrider
21:22:36
Got mine!
richarddummer
21:22:37
already got mine
windrider
21:22:43
Most impressive
windrider
21:23:22
the one copy link they sent me workedon two Macs.
KellyG
21:23:31
phone call…
windrider
21:23:49
•worked on•
ljpuk
21:25:32
docrock i need that mug :)
windrider
21:26:02
ibookery
21:26:19
Who reads YouTube comments.
batwench
21:26:48
Ewen - you have an explicit tag on Alpha Geek radio :-)
windrider
21:28:51
Thisa looks interesting: http://www.wasdkeyboards.com
ljpuk
21:29:09
docrock thanks, im ordering
mullerbiker
21:30:30
Credit card would do it
ibookery
21:31:07
My name is my passport. Verify Me (movie nerd me)
SwampRat
21:31:37
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richarddummer
21:32:58
individuals should be held responsible for their actions
jufrojim
21:33:12
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jufrojim
21:33:22
hi!
robb085
21:33:31
so if i find a way to anonamously troll the EU website they are responible for it
batwench
21:34:01
hiya jufrojim
jufrojim
21:34:34
bit late sorry
richarddummer
21:35:08
anonymous is power
jufrojim
21:35:13
National ID Cards - All online accounts have to be setup to verify the user, against their ID card and password
jufrojim
21:35:26
track everything to anyone
jufrojim
21:35:47
*totally not up for that btw*
mullerbiker
21:35:53
Daily mail?????
jufrojim
21:37:07
oi!! put my other coments in!
mullerbiker
21:37:29
Credit card would work card charge back
DocRock
21:37:42
Ewen I prefer FanMan ya dick p
paulums
21:37:44
JufroJim: You're a dep human being
jufrojim
21:37:47
not everyone can get a cc thou
DocRock
21:37:49
:p
paulums
21:37:57
deep I mean JufroJim
robb085
21:38:20
credit cards only work for over 18 though
jufrojim
21:38:30
ha :-)
paulums
21:38:42
Ja!
jufrojim
21:38:46
yeah, also good point robb085
richarddummer
21:38:57
The internet is a world issue, do we ban picts of women without because of Islam
paulums
21:39:10
DocRock
21:40:47
Ewen pick number 2 : http://dcrk.me/1Gk5Gqj
richarddummer
21:41:05
insert headwear before because
DeepPan
21:41:40
He broke the "Prime" directive? :)
batwench
21:43:00
He is still wearing more fabric than her though - equlaity
richarddummer
21:43:06
Ewen is horney
mullerbiker
21:43:10
Domestic violence
mullerbiker
21:43:39
Video died????
windrider
21:43:56
mullerbiker, no
mullerbiker
21:43:56
Back
batwench
21:44:15
mullerbiker: it was too sexy not just for disney but your computer it would seem as well
mullerbiker
21:44:40
Fuck it's gone again virmin
ljpuk
21:44:59
if im allowed back on I will try to find something NOT on prime :)
batwench
21:44:59
its good ewen here as well - just his connecttion
mullerbiker
21:45:17
Ewen!!!!!!
richarddummer
21:46:15
windrider
21:46:17
Starfuck shits me. It's all crap
batwench
21:46:25
Cant seem to find it on the UK Amazon store
windrider
21:46:27
•Starfucks•
ibookery
21:46:53
does it work with both PC and Macs. :p
mullerbiker
21:47:00
I got some of them pack of three from Costco years ago
DocRock
21:47:06
richarddummer thank mate
windrider
21:47:50
KellyG, is there a clip to attach it to the crutches?
ibookery
21:47:59
hmmm. Offgassing plastics. Yum.
mullerbiker
21:48:00
Ewen Costco do them
richarddummer
21:48:23
Manufactured about 25 minutes from me
mullerbiker
21:49:08
I bought them from Costco
windrider
21:49:48
puke
ibookery
21:49:55
enough to make to puke
ibookery
21:50:13
nice greasy pepperoni rolled up pizza baton
jufrojim
21:50:20
where was the drum roll paulums?!
batwench
21:50:38
Just signed up
mullerbiker
21:50:39
I already in paulums
windrider
21:50:52
Waiting for confirmation email
paulums
21:51:30
Check you spam windrider
windrider
21:52:18
paulums, not there
mullerbiker
21:52:28
She is a fudge packer 😂😂😂
robb085
21:53:05
paulums
21:53:06
windrider: DM me with the email address and I'll get you sorted
paulums
21:53:46
robb085 you're awesome!
windrider
21:54:40
paulums, done
robb085
21:54:44
lol cheers paulums
paulums
21:54:57
windrider will sort it tonight mate
paulums
21:55:12
cheers rob085
windrider
21:55:18
thanks, paulums
paulums
21:56:00
windrider did you DM on Twitter? not here yet
windrider
21:56:56
I did DM with Twitter
ibookery
21:57:26
KellyKouch
dcrane2
21:58:00
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:58:19
night all off to bobos
robb085
21:58:20
<< Leaves the chat room
jufrojim
21:58:32
niiice, thanks - sorry i was a bit late.
ibookery
21:58:32
Get well Kelly
batwench
21:58:39
The pinch - dump great toilet humour
ibookery
21:58:40
Save KellyG
campionuk
21:58:52
cheers all, good show
windrider
21:58:52
paulums, I did DM you on Twitter burt it's confused you with another user.
mullerbiker
21:59:05
Yes
batwench
21:59:07
night night
batwench
21:59:09
<< Leaves the chat room
ibookery
21:59:14
You haven't been drinking, Ewen
paulums
21:59:14
windrider go again
jufrojim
21:59:17
perhaps you are just red ewen
mullerbiker
21:59:26
Ebaressment
richarddummer
21:59:27
though you had been at the beach
campionuk
21:59:42
is that a cricket tan Ewen ??
ibookery
22:00:25
black tape takes care of all lit indicator lights
richarddummer
22:00:59
What color do you back light the green screen
jufrojim
22:01:24
cheers! g'nite
campionuk
22:01:26
<< Leaves the chat room
ibookery
22:01:34
<< Leaves the chat room
richarddummer
22:01:37
night
Ewen
22:01:45
Thanks Everyone
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DeepPan
22:02:14
laters all
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guest
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ljpuk
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thanks everyone
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windrider
22:02:51
paulums, DM done again, via web instead of app
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