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joedemaxMacBook
2:48:52
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patrice
2:51:16
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joedemaxMacBook
3:35:09
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DocRock
4:20:02
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DocRock
4:30:10
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joedemaxMacBook
4:45:58
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joedemaxMacBook
5:00:57
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DocRock
6:03:21
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GBRedneck
6:41:03
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patrice
6:50:56
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patrice
7:56:48
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DocRock
8:44:54
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DocRock
8:46:26
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patrice
9:01:30
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GBRedneck
10:19:47
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Little
10:49:58
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Little
10:50:14
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Bigruss
10:51:20
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Bigruss
10:51:59
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patrice
11:23:21
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GBRedneck
12:22:13
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patrice
12:26:25
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joedemaxMacBook
12:31:05
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joedemaxMacBook
13:49:16
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patrice
14:05:43
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joedemaxMacBook
14:05:54
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patrice
14:36:19
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patrice
14:51:28
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ljpuk
14:52:15
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DeepPan
14:59:24
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patrice
15:01:42
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Bigruss
15:02:58
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patrice
15:03:32
Afternoon everybody :)
Bigruss
15:03:50
Hi all am I early
patrice_
15:03:52
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patrice
15:04:22
No. Ewen is running a little late today
Bigruss
15:05:06
Thats cool at least I made it
ljpuk
15:05:37
hi everyone
ljpuk
15:05:55
using colloquy for mac this week for chat
Bigruss
15:07:23
I'm using hexchat seems to work best for me
Bigruss
15:07:38
And its free
MrJosef
15:07:59
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MrJosef
15:08:25
Hello All!
patrice_
15:09:12
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patrice
15:09:39
Hi ljpuk :)
ljpuk
15:09:47
hi patrice
ljpuk
15:09:50
:)
mullerbiker
15:11:30
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BTN_Links
15:11:51
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mullerbiker
15:11:56
hello team
Ewen
15:12:16
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Ewen
15:12:33
Hi everyone. Sorry
DocRock
15:13:09
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ibookery
15:13:35
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ibookery
15:14:41
do ducks have nuts?
mullerbiker
15:14:43
Its Patrice and I DocRock
mullerbiker
15:15:07
ibookery: yes if they mug the squirrels
patrice
15:15:18
LOL
ibookery
15:15:29
I've not seen SquirrelDucks :p
mullerbiker
15:16:18
yeah but some of those Ducks are Bastards they attack the Squirrels
ljpuk
15:16:49
im getting confused now :)
ibookery
15:16:58
I love ducks. They can be very nasty tho
ljpuk
15:17:08
this is squirrel weekly right?
mullerbiker
15:17:24
ljpuk you were never confused!
ibookery
15:17:26
Stop touching the buttons, you'll go blind. Oh wait. was that touching something else
ljpuk
15:17:46
mullerbiker not me ;)
DeepPan
15:17:57
Is there a firmware update available for the cam?
ibookery
15:18:43
I've got a firmware update for my Sony camera, I'm sorta afraid to upgrade. Not sure % rate for bricking a camera
mullerbiker
15:19:08
ibookery: Ducks that have black ipatches there the worst
ibookery
15:19:51
Killer Ducks from Mars!
DeepPan
15:20:05
Ewen, do one of your ads right before “cool thing”, so it gives the guys the cue to post links in chat for you to grab
mullerbiker
15:20:32
ibookery: what are toilet ducks are they from Mars
ibookery
15:21:33
Killer Ducks from Mars. Toilet Ducks from Venus :p
windrider
15:21:38
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mullerbiker
15:21:43
Builders Tea thats a strong tea... spoon stands up in it usally 14 sugars and a pint of milk
Fieldsy
15:21:50
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DeepPan
15:21:54
either very comfortable, or the video has frozen :D
windrider
15:22:34
Poo. Had to fire up Colloquy on the Mac to get the chat
mullerbiker
15:22:41
ljpuk I can see Porn up there and Madonnas table nook
patrice
15:23:09
LOL mullerbiker
DeepPan
15:23:21
Winchester hard drives!
patrice
15:23:32
I know people who order a cup of sugar with a teaspoon of coffee :P
mullerbiker
15:23:36
Memory cars in my cameras are bigger than my first windows puter
mullerbiker
15:23:47
memory cards !
ibookery
15:23:56
only 30pin cable I have is a twinned USB/Firewire
ljpuk
15:24:12
no porn up there (unfortunately)
windrider
15:24:33
I have several spare 30-pin cable. Catch is, you have to come & collect them.
ibookery
15:25:03
oldest Compact Flash memory card I have is 64Mb. MegaBytes!
mullerbiker
15:25:13
Been playing with focus 2 really easy to use
patrice
15:25:17
I have one with 128MB
DeepPan
15:25:27
Apple loading the music service ready for launch :D http://www.computer-history.inf o/Page4.dir/pages/PDP.11.dir/images/WinchesterDiskPack.big.jpg
patrice
15:25:27
and a usb stick, too :P
mullerbiker
15:25:31
ibookery: I have a 8k one
ibookery
15:26:36
Stahp hitting little girls
DeepPan
15:26:45
walk it off! :)
DeepPan
15:27:00
Beats One? :(
Graham
15:28:08
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DeepPan
15:28:44
there was riveting? :)
mullerbiker
15:29:05
Links wont paste 
windrider
15:29:19
in about 2004 I paid $140 for a 256 MB CF card, and that was a fair price at the time.
DocRock
15:30:08
in Braugh in Germany
mullerbiker
15:30:37
I went for a photo walk.....
windrider
15:31:39
Islands? I’m on an island, too. But it’s a continent, too
GBRedneck
15:31:46
we’ll be talking about weather apps next
mullerbiker
15:32:15
Birmingham is in the Cheshire gap which makes our weather crazy
ibookery
15:32:16
Wot? Ewen didn't love the Music segment?
windrider
15:32:21
The new iPod http://d.pr/i/1f9Dq
DeepPan
15:32:34
creepy uncle Eddy!
ibookery
15:33:48
has Apple Store started selling line of Eddy Cue Fashion and his shirts?
windrider
15:33:50
Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, !!
mullerbiker
15:34:14
https://flic.kr/p/uxdiMS Lumia930 picture I took
windrider
15:34:45
doesn’t do colour very well……
mullerbiker
15:35:10
windrider: Doh thats deliberate...
windrider
15:35:21
I know. I have a 1020
craigmorton
15:36:05
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mullerbiker
15:36:29
DeepPan
15:36:29
The message was definitely confused about the service. Also, what happens to iTunes Match?
ibookery
15:36:40
End on a low note :p
mullerbiker
15:36:46
I found the WWDC boring
windrider
15:36:58
iTunes Match ( or Snatch) is completely different. It is retained
mullerbiker
15:37:15
I love itunes match....
mullerbiker
15:37:47
they should include it with itunes match
Bigruss
15:37:49
Itunes match is a separate subscription
Bigruss
15:38:49
if you go to the bottom of the apple music page it says that they will work togeather but you have to pay for both
windrider
15:38:56
I lasted about ½ way thru the keynote
patrice
15:39:11
that was the important half windrider
windrider
15:39:27
I believe so,Patrice
ibookery
15:39:39
Where can I learn how to do the Eddy Cue dance?
ljpuk
15:39:49
thanks bigruss
Bigruss
15:39:51
I use itunes match and love it
DeepPan
15:39:59
From the Apple site “Does Apple Music work with iTunes Match?
DeepPan
15:39:59
Yes. Apple Music and iTunes Match are independent but complementary.”
windrider
15:40:11
iPod has gone from the Apple webside home page, replaced by Music.
mullerbiker
15:40:37
My cool thing https://www.flickr.com/photos/stephenlowe/shares/QmC60v Checking for ISS and planets
mullerbiker
15:41:17
Ewen I need some advice re a good tripod for these they are too heavy for my old one
DeepPan
15:41:35
Teens get most of their music from YouTube
Bigruss
15:42:16
The beats radio is free
mullerbiker
15:42:45
DeepPan
15:42:48
The “old farts” are the ones that should be targeted, as they’re the ones with the disposable income to spend
Ewen
15:43:24
Tripods….Manfrotto, there is nothing else worth looking at Wex Photographic
craigmorton
15:43:55
Manfrotto agree built to last
Graham
15:43:56
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mullerbiker
15:43:56
Ewen: I bring them around so you can let me know which one
windrider
15:45:02
Myh disposable income has been disposed of…..
ibookery
15:45:05
I'm tempted to get the baby Manfrotto Pixi for a pocket tripod. Great for a handgrip for videos too
windrider
15:45:11
•my•
Robby
15:45:18
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Bigruss
15:45:33
The only thing i did not get was why not just put a fm chip in it for real radio
DeepPan
15:45:50
the “old fart” generation are also in the mindset of paying for music, where “the kids” assume free
MrJosef
15:46:33
Most radio stations are 24/7
DocRock
15:46:38
patrice
15:46:40
yep
Robby
15:47:03
Apple Music does not play via Sonos, so no good for me
patrice
15:47:14
Robby: It does via Airplay
patrice
15:47:24
Just like all my podcasts do
ibookery
15:47:30
Video killed the Radio Star
DeepPan
15:47:48
still not sure why they’re modelling their radio station as radio 1, as it’s had falling listener figures for years
DeepPan
15:48:20
“Beats Rock” coming soon?
mullerbiker
15:48:45
Ewen does he stroke the CD's with his nob too?
DeepPan
15:49:19
“Beats LBC” for all the cab drivers? :D
mullerbiker
15:49:55
Radio is dead.... long live radio.... video kiiled the radio stars.... and mobile killeed the video stars
windrider
15:50:21
I generally listen to two stations these days: one does news, the other has precious little music.
mullerbiker
15:50:49
DocRock I still love my radiogramme
MrJosef
15:50:52
Airport Express
dcrane2
15:51:03
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MrJosef
15:51:10
and Sonos Connect does the job nicely
Robby
15:51:22
But Spotify does, and tht’s got allthe music I need
mullerbiker
15:51:41
Been there
windrider
15:51:46
OS X knob
DeepPan
15:51:57
The name implies that it’s an update within Yosemite
ibookery
15:52:40
Hello big boy. Is this making your cursor go massive
windrider
15:52:43
ReTURNED? DID IT EVER LEAVE?
windrider
15:52:55
Bloody capslock
patrice
15:52:59
It did for me, windrider
ibookery
15:53:54
I want 'Find my Cursor' app
windrider
15:53:54
I’m an older fart with much-improved eyes
patrice
15:54:09
lol
mullerbiker
15:54:36
place called Elephant Butt they should have called it that
Bigruss
15:54:37
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Bigruss
15:54:44
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mullerbiker
15:54:46
and thats in california
windrider
15:55:01
I use Accessibility to make the cursor bigger. Now it needs an arrow that points to the right, not the left
Fieldsy
15:55:09
Know Sweet FA about Yosemite National Park, but a quick search brings up Tioga as a road through the highest parts of the park. Better name than El Capitan for me
Robby
15:55:26
Fanatastical gives you your remindes on the Apple Watch
mullerbiker
15:55:34
Ewen Death Valley cause it will kill your wifi
mullerbiker
15:56:31
Windrider you should move to Iron Knob or Blow Hard in Oz
ibookery
15:57:38
iOSX :p
ibookery
15:58:38
hmmm. Nutella
DeepPan
15:59:30
From now on, if you submit an application to the store, you have to submit it in a “p-code” state that means its very easy for Apple to recompile to another platform/OS
Bigruss
15:59:42
Cadburys mate a choclate spread now that's much nicer than nutella
mullerbiker
15:59:49
safri mute
patrice
16:00:30
That’s hannover not HandOver :P
windrider
16:01:28
mullerbiker, I did visit Spanker’s Knob a few years ago. It’s about three hours away
DocRock
16:01:32
Patrice: I know that dork
mullerbiker
16:01:47
patrice: Hand Job?
Robby
16:01:48
The game they demoed was rubbish
ibookery
16:02:10
glad I missed the game demo. Nobody got wowed by it
patrice
16:02:15
LOL mullerbiker
ibookery
16:02:30
Ich bin ein Hannover?
mullerbiker
16:02:34
Windrider Bones Knob or Cockburn?
MrJosef
16:02:53
Anbody runnnig betas? IOS9 or El Capitan?
patrice
16:03:00
ibookery: Ich bin ein Hannoveraner
Bigruss
16:03:06
Is there anyway to open links in mail with chrome on ios
DocRock
16:03:22
ljpuk
16:03:44
DocRock nice
DeepPan
16:03:55
The updated watch OS is what the watch should have launched with, but they didn’t have the resource available to complete it
ibookery
16:04:35
I'm expecting something strange to show up when the curtain transition opens :p
mullerbiker
16:05:06
ibookery: Ewen spanks his monkey every few mins :)
Fieldsy
16:05:07
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Ewen
16:05:23
and youre not disapoointed iBookery when it does
ibookery
16:05:29
That dirty dirty dirty boy, mullerbiker
mullerbiker
16:06:57
GoPro Hero 3 down to 150 on expansys
ljpuk
16:07:16
mullerbiker damn you
MrJosef
16:08:47
Strava also
windrider
16:09:45
Bigruss
16:11:23
They need to finish sorting out ios for the iPhone 6 plus as some things work on the side but others like calls don't and I like to use it on its side in the car
bronwynECG
16:12:04
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bronwynECG
16:12:25
my presence has been requested?
patrice
16:12:33
heyy bronwynECG
bronwynECG
16:12:43
hello :)
windrider
16:12:47
bronwyn, no. You may go
Unidentified55843
16:12:55
hah! :D
Unidentified55843
16:13:23
test
windrider
16:13:31
didn’t work…..
Unidentified55843
16:13:36
grrr brb stupid chat client
joedemaxMacBook
16:13:49
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DocRock
16:13:50
OMG: we forgot News News News News News News! I'm in heaven
joedemaxMacBook
16:14:13
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windrider
16:14:33
sure, a bigger battery takes longer to charge. But it holds its charge longer, too
ljpuk
16:14:49
DocRock me too! registered my site with them
Robby
16:15:06
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Unidentified55843
16:15:09
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
16:15:39
Apple usually has a few targets in mind.. for battery life, thinness, lightness, performance, … And they try to balance it
BronwynECG
16:17:17
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BronwynECG
16:17:22
okay I'm back
Bigruss
16:17:33
Filpboard got sherlocked
ibookery
16:17:43
how thin an i-device before you can shave with it?
windrider
16:17:45
Only joking, Bronwyn. You didn’t really have to leave
windrider
16:18:11
Shave with lasers.....
ibookery
16:18:22
so many different ways to consume news
BronwynECG
16:18:44
windrider, i know :P
ibookery
16:18:50
I'm a Flipboard slider on WinPhone :p
windrider
16:19:19
ibookery, tried Discovery News app on WinPhone?
ibookery
16:19:45
No, windrider
richarddummer
16:20:01
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ljpuk
16:22:00
ljpuk
16:22:21
getting em in early before I forget :)
DeepPan
16:23:51
Great bit of software, very easy to use
windrider
16:24:32
I’m quite impressed with Snapheal.
BronwynECG
16:25:37
uh oh not recording? O.O
GBRedneck
16:25:39
still have sound
DeepPan
16:25:40
yep
DeepPan
16:25:43
can hear you
Bigruss
16:25:43
yeap
BronwynECG
16:25:45
ACTION poke poke poke
MrJosef
16:25:45
yes
craigmorton
16:25:50
i can
ibookery
16:25:51
quick. Someone grab a VCR and video the screen
windrider
16:25:53
I hear you
richarddummer
16:26:01
yes
DeepPan
16:26:08
video stuck on macphun screen
GBRedneck
16:26:37
now its gone quiet
windrider
16:26:43
Don’t laugh, Doc, POatrice, VHS audio has saved this show before today
DeepPan
16:26:44
gone quiet now
ibookery
16:26:52
end recording so at least you don't lose the video?
windrider
16:26:59
•patrice•
BronwynECG
16:27:12
wirecast cog jealous that you're pushing macphun Ewen and giving you the cold shoulder XD
DeepPan
16:27:15
and back in the room
windrider
16:28:59
how do we get MacPhun stuff again?
mullerbiker
16:29:39
www.macphun.com/btn
windrider
16:29:47
thanks!
craigmorton
16:29:47
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patrice
16:30:17
my cool thing: http://apple.co/1Qtrlrb
DocRock
16:31:15
Bigruss
16:32:16
Anker make good stuff
DocRock
16:32:24
Part 2(the rule breaker) http://dcrk.me/1TgJ5EV
richarddummer
16:33:51
thousand
ibookery
16:34:58
It's Beta, you stewpud
patrice
16:35:30
Exactly
DocRock
16:35:38
Anker Astro E7 25600mAh http://dcrk.me/1TgJMy4
richarddummer
16:35:48
454 grams are near a pound
richarddummer
16:35:54
us
DocRock
16:36:11
15.8oz
ljpuk
16:36:29
thats great mullerbiker
mullerbiker
16:36:53
ljuk 
mullerbiker
16:37:39
I wanna be next to Greenie 
DocRock
16:38:01
Ewen: send me that pic please :p
mullerbiker
16:38:54
Batwench next to DocRock
mullerbiker
16:39:09
karicactunes
DeepPan
16:39:31
links please guys? :)
patrice
16:39:35
karrycactus?
patrice
16:39:46
joedemaxMacBook
16:40:21
<< Leaves the chat room
windrider
16:40:23
swanky without the s
Bigruss
16:40:32
thats cool but I use the logitech one now as its rechargable
Bigruss
16:41:32
Logitech rechargable trackpad t651 is awesome
mullerbiker
16:41:51
casio gwatch iwatch
DeepPan
16:42:06
casio ironman :)
richarddummer
16:42:59
Bigruss does it allow all the same gestures as the mac pads
mullerbiker
16:43:30
Got a mind picture of DocRock holding his watch by his balls
patrice
16:43:44
LOL
Bigruss
16:43:49
Yes richarddummer
windrider
16:43:49
Powerbar works with Magic Trackpad & Apple keyboard
richarddummer
16:44:30
Thanks Bigruss
mullerbiker
16:44:59
Is it little Ewens birthday again?
Bigruss
16:45:20
windrider the power bar is cool but only if you use them togeather but I have them apart so no good for me
mullerbiker
16:46:05
life begins at 50
patrice
16:46:08
mullerbiker
16:46:15
patrice looks 16
Bigruss
16:46:16
Plus I use the logiteck solar keyboard the k760 which is also awesome
BronwynECG
16:46:27
ooohhhh Ewen my birthday's in August so I might see if I can come next year :)
patrice
16:47:10
Thanks mullerbiker
mullerbiker
16:47:34
Bigruss I got K750 for a win PC K480 for mac / ipad ect it links with three thingss
mullerbiker
16:47:55
patrice ryan air... they actually fly to Brum
windrider
16:48:45
Solar K 760 for me
windrider
16:48:57
also has 3 BT channels
mullerbiker
16:49:05
Can you hold it upto your glasses on a tea towel over your head
Bigruss
16:49:12
mullerbiker I know its cool I used to use it to send texts but I can do it straight from the mac now but still a cool option
richarddummer
16:49:33
Red Bull is broadcasting Bonnaroo a four day festival in Manchester TN USA not sure if it broadcast in UK on apple tv red bull channel and Red Bull app Link will follow
mullerbiker
16:49:38
Ewen uses the K760 too
DocRock
16:49:56
I got K760 too
DocRock
16:49:59
love it
Bigruss
16:50:32
The track pad compliments it so well
mullerbiker
16:50:33
I like the K480 as it holds my ipad nicely
richarddummer
16:50:59
they are broadcasting all stages
BronwynECG
16:51:52
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
16:53:53
good show all
richarddummer
16:53:59
Santana
windrider
16:54:00
Mobee Magic Numpad is handy, too.
DeepPan
16:54:03
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
16:54:25
ljip how about the milk shake brings all the boys to the yard
windrider
16:54:28
Narcing
windrider
16:55:50
pretty pink, anyhow
ibookery
16:55:56
no, it's Jack Daniels
windrider
16:58:20
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ibookery
16:59:03
I thought Ewen was wearing pink cause he's pro-T-Mobile :p
richarddummer
16:59:21
She's got jacks dick
mullerbiker
17:00:31
No hes pro Cindy
richarddummer
17:00:54
Dusty Rose
DocRock
17:01:01
MrJosef
17:01:24
cerise no?
richarddummer
17:02:14
no pinch so Ewen is taking one
Graham
17:03:13
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BTN_Links
17:05:29
<< Leaves the chat room
MrJosef
17:05:45
cerise |sɛˈriːs, -z|
MrJosef
17:05:46
noun [ mass noun ]
MrJosef
17:05:47
a light clear red colour: a shade of vivid cerise. [ as modifier ] : a bright cerise suit.
DocRock
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#F400A1
MrJosef
17:05:58
ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: from French, literally ‘cherry’.\
DocRock
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244, 0, 161
ibookery
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Ceries looks like Revlon lipstick
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thanks everyone
ljpuk
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time for some foooooodddd
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