GBRedneck
6:35:52
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7:04:19
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14:02:03
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patrice
17:29:04
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Paul
17:41:47
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Paul
17:47:00
Good evening chat room
maccast
17:47:02
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patrice
17:54:39
Adam is here
paulums
17:54:43
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maccast
17:55:06
guess in a way. I fired up Textual
maccast
17:55:36
I'm on vacation at a SB watching the keynote
batwench
17:55:52
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batwench
17:56:02
Paulums do we have a feed>
GBRedneck
17:56:11
ello all
paulums
17:56:46
yes we are live batwench
batwench
17:56:56
Hello found you.
batwench
17:57:26
Sorry I am late to the party but I have been sewing part of a costume for the Jamica Bobslay team. Well the kids for next door
batwench
17:59:34
Its on the Apple TV feed
GBRedneck
17:59:51
is ewen frozen in time?
paulums
18:00:43
Now it's a party!
batwench
18:00:43
Paulums - can you please tell ewen that we cant hear the aPPLE ffed over the interwebs.
batwench
18:00:50
so that is good
batwench
18:01:18
Also tell Farmer Potato to get into the chat room
paulums
18:01:21
no feed at all?
batwench
18:01:31
we have full video feed.
Paul
18:01:31
I think we are good to go folks!
batwench
18:02:15
An TV apple
mrbatwench
18:02:17
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batwench
18:02:49
How long before Mavericks came out did they pimp it
mrbatwench
18:03:54
Really want new Apple TV hardware and App support even if no service.
batwench
18:03:55
ANGRY BIRD
patrice
18:04:09
Developers are on FIRE!!
mrbatwench
18:04:11
Burning developer
DocRock
18:04:14
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batwench
18:04:18
STUNT STIGG
Ewen
18:04:30
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batwench
18:04:42
DID NOT LIKE THE WAY THEY WERE HOLDING THE CATS
batwench
18:05:26
Who the feck is that?
patrice
18:05:39
guy from veep
batwench
18:07:55
He does look very happy
batwench
18:08:15
Ewen - you posted big show yet>
Ewen
18:08:25
No mate. TOmorrow
batwench
18:09:24
Wonder if the 12 year old girl went to App Camp for girlz
batwench
18:09:59
So Ewen will yo ube streaming all of the “info day’on the bash weekend?
Ewen
18:10:29
I hadnt thought of that
batwench
18:10:36
Apparently the feed on our house is better than LMUG feed
batwench
18:11:11
Just kinx it now - it frozen
mrbatwench
18:11:16
Bugger. You jinxed it dear
Ewen
18:12:12
We are all fine. Refresh your browser
batwench
18:12:13
No - our feed frozen on apple tv
patrice
18:12:16
Working for us
mrbatwench
18:12:29
Working again on Apple TV now we restarted
batwench
18:12:41
Its MR TEETH
patrice
18:12:50
Hair Force One!
batwench
18:13:03
Well OS X - get your wifi sorted
batwench
18:13:17
Just let me see his chest hair…. or pubes
mrbatwench
18:15:07
Apparently Google Photo's can identify photos of El Capitan
mrbatwench
18:20:56
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18:21:09
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batwench
18:22:17
Did we miss anything. I was calling my mam, Mr B was cleaning up cat poo
batwench
18:22:33
Bloody Studpid Name
batwench
18:23:11
Accordig to Mr B those icons looked like BTN Characters
batwench
18:23:27
Metal = ROCK
batwench
18:24:19
I think they need to fire the person who comes up with the new OS names.
patrice
18:24:21
Game devs will LOVE this!
batwench
18:24:35
So Flash?????
batwench
18:24:48
prestty image
mrbatwench
18:24:49
Big plus for games on the Mac
patrice
18:24:56
Flash is dead :P
mrbatwench
18:25:14
And image processing
mrbatwench
18:25:33
TIMES!
batwench
18:25:39
8X is an old os
batwench
18:25:45
OMG GEek
mrbatwench
18:25:56
Or an OG windows phone from hoc
batwench
18:25:59
Grey - not his colour
mrbatwench
18:26:03
Sorry htc
batwench
18:26:15
DocRock: you could tuck into me any day :-p
paulums
18:26:46
This dude is gonna dance any second
batwench
18:27:05
The computer user has the same colour as me
batwench
18:27:10
Hair that is
batwench
18:27:37
Bring Destiny to it I would be a HAPPY KITTY BUn
batwench
18:28:47
Looks clunky on the running graphics
batwench
18:29:12
May be its the design (comic like)
mrbatwench
18:29:28
Destiny for iPad dear?
batwench
18:29:36
Nice use of colours in it though
batwench
18:30:18
AUTODESK - memory intensive
mrbatwench
18:30:25
Free upgrade - excellent
batwench
18:31:16
Autodesk - not for my current work computer 0.87G of ram, windows XP, lotus notes 7.....
batwench
18:32:51
But can it understand Scotish or Welsh accents!
batwench
18:33:24
Cortina on Windows Does
patrice
18:33:38
You’ll have to give that a try batwench and report back to us!
batwench
18:34:05
patrice: Don’t use a iPhone. Lumia girl me
patrice
18:34:23
Too bad ;)
mrbatwench
18:34:58
You might be able to get iOS 9 on your 4s
batwench
18:35:12
Have you noticed that all of his contacts are good looking - no silly shots or bad hair
batwench
18:35:42
Good choice in example film
mrbatwench
18:37:42
I'm dyslexic and I can read it. Very sensible spelling
batwench
18:38:06
Our home gym = laundy drying room
batwench
18:38:30
His house is too Magnolia
DocRock
18:38:51
Kara mean "Of", "From" or "Empty" and Oke means "Orchestra" Kara-Oke = Empty Orchestra :)
batwench
18:39:09
That kitchen is NOT used
DocRock
18:39:10
I'm fluent in Japanese, Korean, and Drunken Sarcasm
patrice
18:39:16
Thanks for the lesson Doc :P
batwench
18:40:02
I now need to look up potine
batwench
18:41:08
Poutine - looks like chips, cheese and gravy!
batwench
18:42:04
Hopefully not Uber traffic conditons - it seems very heavy in brum
mrbatwench
18:42:53
Interesting tech if can really make this anonymous
mrbatwench
18:44:07
You can use applePay for Lego ,,,,,
batwench
18:44:23
Thankfully I dont have a apple phone with a sim card
batwench
18:44:52
What is Sqaure?
batwench
18:45:19
I don’t know if I like her cardi or not. I think not
batwench
18:45:33
Although her forehead hasnt moved
patrice
18:45:38
Comes to the UK
batwench
18:45:46
PINTReST - i use that
batwench
18:45:57
evil evil evil
batwench
18:46:18
So ewen - will this bankrupt you?
batwench
18:46:25
Haslifax
mrbatwench
18:46:37
Woo Hoooooooo! And supports my banks too!
batwench
18:46:39
NEW LOOK
GBRedneck
18:46:57
and my banks
batwench
18:47:01
Awesome
mrbatwench
18:47:07
And Oyster WooooooooooHooooooooooo!
batwench
18:47:29
BJ hehehehe
mrbatwench
18:47:29
May have to get a 6s
mrbatwench
18:48:13
Although might work with Microsoft Wallet and AndroidPay too
batwench
18:48:17
Can you link a reward card to your apple pay?
batwench
18:48:48
No Tattoo - he hates them more than Divorce
mrbatwench
18:49:22
Although if I f I get a 6s I will have a Lumia 930 for bribery purposes
batwench
18:49:31
OCD peope are happy
batwench
18:49:35
mrbatwench: you are on
mrbatwench
18:49:48
ACTION notes apps are cool
mrbatwench
18:51:02
Yes but iCloud is fracking expensive
batwench
18:51:07
Well you coudn’t get as bad as well it came out!
batwench
18:51:30
THat is a good idea
mrbatwench
18:52:08
But will they have more things post 17th century than pre 17th century points of interest in Our village
mrbatwench
18:52:55
Yes but Google maps and I think here maps already do this
batwench
18:53:11
Having a laught watching Minxie the cat trying to eat mrbatwench ’s ipad
batwench
18:55:08
So will we get a Jony Video?
batwench
18:55:47
By BY Flip
mrbatwench
18:55:47
BTN news channel?
batwench
18:56:15
Who is Rashida JOnes?
batwench
18:58:03
Nope Nope Nope Still dont know
batwench
18:58:24
Now Tom Hiddleston or Sandy Toksfig
batwench
18:58:34
Never seen the Social Network
batwench
19:00:06
No that is not a next level - just a layout
patrice
19:00:10
I liked it
batwench
19:00:51
Constitpation - the longer version of the pinch
mrbatwench
19:00:59
Looks nice nut not exactly the newest thing in the world
batwench
19:01:13
What is Greenie doing now?
paulums
19:01:26
Pinch-trest!
batwench
19:02:03
Through uk2 of course
mrbatwench
19:06:40
Looks very windows 10
mrbatwench
19:07:35
Might sway my choice between an iPad Air 3 and surface 4 later this year.
batwench
19:08:03
Is EPSN a major sponsor of tonights thingy whatist
mrbatwench
19:08:19
Oooooh that does look cool
batwench
19:08:37
I still use an iPad 1
patrice
19:08:49
Tim to upgrade, then
batwench
19:09:04
patrice: used for kitchen one
batwench
19:09:31
After the surface pro - yes
batwench
19:09:48
Would not like to see it run on ipad 2 - clunky
mrbatwench
19:10:36
About time to upgrade my iPad 2
batwench
19:11:25
they owned it for 30 mins… did I hear you right DocRock
batwench
19:11:40
Ewen - what is the BTN Chat BOt?
Ewen
19:11:58
It records all the conversations in the room
batwench
19:12:14
Ewen - but did I give you permission :-p
Ewen
19:12:26
I dont need it
batwench
19:12:39
See your law degree did come in handy
paulums
19:13:11
nerd boners
patrice
19:13:27
Got that one right now
batwench
19:14:16
Does that mean as a bloke - reporductive health involve the number of times you wank and the cc amount produced?
batwench
19:15:01
Carplay - sounds like a cover band of coldplay
DocRock
19:15:01
I used get these dickheads who would come in and say shit like "You Just Lost a Customer" if something wasn't to their liking. i would have to tell them "to be a customer you ust actually buy something first you fucktard, right now your just an asshole on my carpet" _ My Mom used to hate when I did that.
mrbatwench
19:15:25
Nice but real need is more affordable aftermarket tuners with CarPlay
batwench
19:15:28
DocRock: you wearnt cut out for retail :-)
DocRock
19:15:47
no just ran a store for 30 years and worked at Apple for 8
batwench
19:15:47
Swift 2 - the bad sequel
DocRock
19:15:56
and run a retail shop now :p
DocRock
19:16:05
I just dont speak rude and assholes
batwench
19:16:35
FUNK MR
mrbatwench
19:16:59
Aggressive move to get others to adopt it
mrbatwench
19:17:27
If open source someone can reimplement on other platforms?
batwench
19:17:43
Starting in July]
patrice
19:17:48
exacttly
mrbatwench
19:18:06
batwench: you can get iOS 9 on your iPhone!
patrice
19:18:31
why not?
batwench
19:18:50
MY GOD he used the word MACKINTOSH!
mrbatwench
19:19:04
Do Apple have a Ministry of Silly Names?
DocRock
19:19:10
He's been admitting the decline of ipad sales for a while
DocRock
19:20:22
mrbatwench I would say yes
DocRock
19:20:43
remembered when everoby poopooed the name iPad
batwench
19:20:49
I reaaly dont like the word empowering
DocRock
19:20:50
now so normal to say it
mrbatwench
19:21:12
I think me and batwench in that we haven't upgraded apps iPads for 3/4 generation. We still use all the time but haven't needed to upgrade ( although I think this year is the year for my iPad 2)
mrbatwench
19:22:17
Hmmmmmmm exaggeration me thinks
batwench
19:22:55
MInd you - the infrastructure is different.
mrbatwench
19:23:05
World population was also much smaller when electricity came out
GBRedneck
19:23:41
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batwench
19:23:54
Without electricty we wouldn’t have the app store.
batwench
19:24:25
JJ Abrahams - where is his lense flare
mrbatwench
19:24:27
Also TV's when launched much more expensive than Apps
mrbatwench
19:25:30
Also infrastructure roll out is inherently slow
batwench
19:25:31
Also - pylons and generation stations are slightly bigger
mrbatwench
19:25:52
Although apps are cool
batwench
19:26:21
Love the music vibration thing
mrbatwench
19:26:26
Yes but apps are code and electricity network is Massive civil engineering
batwench
19:27:23
Ewen has that ‘tone’ to his vice
batwench
19:27:45
one last thig
mrbatwench
19:27:45
Apps and transition to digital are important but not all industries/businesses can be digitised
batwench
19:28:56
Yes cause you see a money market
mrbatwench
19:29:03
How are you getting on with the watch Ewen ?
batwench
19:29:31
Is grey the geek colour for shirts
batwench
19:29:41
or harry potter
mrbatwench
19:29:56
No this is the one and only Adobe Kevin
mrbatwench
19:31:10
If my watch needs my phone why would I use my watch to show pictures instead of my phone?
mrbatwench
19:32:04
batwench: has left the keynote - not interested in the watch
mrbatwench
19:33:45
Or the e-up
batwench
19:35:39
If it starts the workout without you does that mean you dont have to do it
batwench
19:38:01
Still good to explain it. Not everyone would understand that
mrbatwench
19:38:23
Worried there's not going to be anything for Apple TV
batwench
19:38:24
Always consider the numpty/muggle factor
batwench
19:39:05
Maybe some one will design a time telling native app for the watch - open it up to non iphone users
batwench
19:39:26
Woud like a BP thing
batwench
19:40:23
paulums: you are being quite my little norfolk turkey
batwench
19:41:57
That helmet will be making a showing at the bash
batwench
19:42:53
ewwweeeeeee
batwench
19:43:09
I think you meant the full stop
batwench
19:43:19
F or C?
patrice
19:44:08
63 C would be a little hot ;)
batwench
19:44:27
But will it work in other languages apart from English
mrbatwench
19:44:55
Bye bye Adobe Kevin
batwench
19:46:11
YES YES YE
batwench
19:46:19
Geekgasam
batwench
19:46:25
Apple tv
mrbatwench
19:46:49
No no no need Apple TV not music service
batwench
19:47:14
Transistor radio
paulums
19:47:22
Sorry batwench... getting caught up with the nerd porn
batwench
19:47:47
Apple release the vinyal store
batwench
19:48:33
Spoitify bye bye?
batwench
19:50:29
apparenlty this guy is 62!
DocRock
19:51:23
Im standing cause the watch told me too
batwench
19:51:37
Is it me or does he look like Ben Kingsley when he was in Gandhi?
mrbatwench
19:52:10
Interesting if they are doing self producing thing
batwench
19:52:20
so a merger of Myspace, spotofy and itunes?
mrbatwench
19:52:44
Worldwide radio oooooooh
batwench
19:52:45
OHHH but will it have a beats 2 as in a radio 2 style
DocRock
19:53:39
iWant ^^
batwench
19:54:42
Not mr ms
batwench
19:55:56
But my great might not be your great
batwench
19:57:03
Trying to get his accent - he occasionaly is USA oddly UK
batwench
19:57:35
Bro hug - so such a great friend *Not*
batwench
19:57:49
Wow that is a pink shirt
batwench
19:58:35
EWen - you still alive?
batwench
19:59:06
Not his colour - matches his complexion
batwench
19:59:43
Really odd. the bottom of his face moves but the top doesnt
batwench
20:00:05
Didnt he used to be a disc jockey on radio 1?
mrbatwench
20:00:18
Yep Apple poached him
DocRock
20:00:45
see my accent dector is getting better
batwench
20:00:56
What is wrong with Alan Partridge?
mrbatwench
20:01:11
Not ping
batwench
20:01:43
MOve your forhead samoln shirt man
batwench
20:02:32
Old school apple badge
mrbatwench
20:02:34
Old school Apple badge
batwench
20:03:01
I have that patch on my backpat
batwench
20:03:05
backpack
batwench
20:03:20
He had to come to the USA to reproduce?
batwench
20:03:38
He a a rap/r&B (new) artist
batwench
20:03:57
I only know his name from the National Enquirer magazine
batwench
20:04:29
For a modern artist he is articulate and he has passion in his voice
mrbatwench
20:05:00
Not yet
batwench
20:05:53
Now I think he is doing what he believes in - look at his body language
mrbatwench
20:06:02
The Pink is back
batwench
20:07:01
Yea gads paulums speaks
batwench
20:07:28
Decent music at last
batwench
20:07:56
Proper R&B - none of this modern stuff
batwench
20:08:17
Soul = great
batwench
20:08:40
DocRock: so how do you pronounce it properly in words
batwench
20:08:52
Was he a Jonas bro?
batwench
20:09:09
Rock, metal, chap hop.
batwench
20:09:36
patrice: Christopher lee - medieval heavy metal
batwench
20:09:56
Proffessoer elemetal, Mr B
DocRock
20:09:59
Musicmetric
DocRock
20:11:13
what about the Tubes :p
batwench
20:11:24
Will it give you a genius suggestion list that I can break
patrice
20:11:26
So bored right now… and hungry :P
batwench
20:11:29
I HATE the charts
patrice
20:11:48
I had to do a chartshow every freaking week for years… I HATED it
batwench
20:11:59
nope doesnt get played on Radio 2. Reconise the mix
batwench
20:12:05
of the orginal song
batwench
20:12:44
OMG it has the same jingles as Radio 1!
batwench
20:12:54
Not only me
mrbatwench
20:12:59
Exactly the same as Radio 1
batwench
20:13:09
Will the BBC sue?
batwench
20:13:39
Is Ewen still there or has he gone to the Kissmet for tea?
mrbatwench
20:13:56
The lure of the Kismet
batwench
20:14:07
The 1 more thing was short and exiting
mrbatwench
20:14:19
All the Dev's have gone home
batwench
20:14:24
Awww sweet
batwench
20:16:36
Now decent music
mrbatwench
20:16:59
Bat wench thwarted
batwench
20:17:26
was ready to rock to joan jett
batwench
20:17:43
I would no pay for this
batwench
20:18:08
Worlds best DJ’s = terry wogan??????
batwench
20:18:25
itunes - more confussion
mrbatwench
20:18:41
Wow android too!
batwench
20:19:08
that may be worth it
batwench
20:19:31
ok - but get it on windows phone
mrbatwench
20:20:10
Depends on conversion rate but $14.99 could be interesting
batwench
20:21:08
I dont mean to be rude but from the people in this advert it would seem that only non white people are into music
batwench
20:21:49
Who mrbatwench? he has a playbook
batwench
20:21:59
Joan Jett!@
batwench
20:22:05
bot joan jett
batwench
20:22:48
love the subtitles *music*
mrbatwench
20:22:56
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batwench
20:23:09
Wow his hair is epic
batwench
20:23:46
Nope just switched it off. didnt like him
batwench
20:23:57
DocRock: not my kind of thing]
mrbatwench
20:23:57
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batwench
20:24:07
I am paul
batwench
20:24:21
I listen to radio 2 and hair rock
batwench
20:24:31
STUPID NAME}
mrbatwench
20:24:34
And chap hop
batwench
20:24:43
Forgot about chap hop
batwench
20:25:09
That was too long for One last thing
batwench
20:25:34
BBC should sue for nicking their jingles
mrbatwench
20:26:41
Sad we didn't get a competitive update to Apple TV
batwench
20:27:38
Off now to cook tea - mrbatwench is starting to chew the chair….
GBRedneck
20:27:40
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mrbatwench
20:27:53
Sorry dear
GBRedneck
20:27:55
evenin all
DocRock
20:32:17
thanks people, great works,
DocRock
20:32:30
Aloha Wenches
patrice
20:32:33
Thanks chat!
batwench
20:32:47
night all
batwench
20:32:53
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mrbatwench
20:33:52
Night all
mrbatwench
20:33:59
<< Leaves the chat room
Ewen
20:35:01
Thanks Everyone
Ewen
20:35:05
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20:37:06
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20:37:07
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patrice
20:48:37
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maccast
20:49:53
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paulums
20:54:19
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DocRock
20:54:32
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GBRedneck
21:10:26
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GBRedneck
21:11:44
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patrice
21:12:20
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21:13:05
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patrice
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Paul
21:20:59
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patrice
21:21:26
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patrice
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DocRock
21:51:07
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