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patrice
1:20:41
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GBRedneck
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MaJiKman
8:46:57
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joedemaxMacBook
13:35:11
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patrice
13:50:46
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mullerbiker
14:07:08
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mullerbiker
14:09:59
Hello Guys Im at Prime HQ
mullerbiker
14:20:10
GBRedneck
14:22:23
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Ewen
14:22:32
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BTN_Links
14:22:40
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BTN_Links
14:22:46
hi
Ewen
14:41:32
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GBRedneck
14:48:00
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GBRedneck
14:48:34
afternoon ewene
GBRedneck
14:48:37
ewen even
Ewen
14:48:43
Hey Rob
Ewen
14:48:50
Excited about Homekit
GBRedneck
14:48:57
not sure tbh
GBRedneck
14:49:03
it does look good
GBRedneck
14:49:35
loxone have some real neat kit they’ve released for retrofit which is looking like it’ll be a real hit
GBRedneck
14:49:52
we’ve now moved our heating onto the system.
Ewen
14:51:02
I should look into it more. It would be cool to do up our house
GBRedneck
14:52:21
it makes the house a little fun i have to see
GBRedneck
14:52:23
*say
mullerbiker
14:52:27
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mullerbiker
14:52:35
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GBRedneck
14:52:56
got my first real comments on the blog as well
GBRedneck
14:53:02
its all been spam in the past
ljpuk
14:54:54
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Bigruss
14:54:54
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GBRedneck
14:55:26
a little echoey
shortsigh
14:55:52
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mullerbiker
14:56:14
Theres no echo echo echo echo
glennbtn
14:57:04
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ljpuk
14:57:14
Hi everyone
GBRedneck
14:57:47
afternoon
GBRedneck
14:58:10
is anyone gonna laugh at me for buying a new macbook?
Bigruss
14:58:25
new thunder chicken 3 should be a bit cheaper hopefully
MaJiKman
14:59:01
afternoon all
campionuk
15:00:45
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campionuk
15:00:55
Afternoon all
mullerbiker
15:01:08
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mullerbiker
15:01:24
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mullerbiker
15:01:45
I took that old pic :)
ljpuk
15:02:03
Hi mullerbiker
mullerbiker
15:02:27
ljpuk Hi ya I by the sink :)
maccast
15:02:31
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ljpuk
15:02:38
:)
mullerbiker
15:03:22
Cooker got his accounts in it :)
windrider
15:03:22
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jon
15:03:43
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jon
15:03:51
hi all
jon
15:04:04
I never watch this live!
windrider
15:04:18
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Ewen
15:04:23
Hi Jon
Ewen
15:04:27
Welcome
jon
15:04:33
thanks
windrider
15:04:50
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Unidentified44114
15:04:58
I listen every week but always using instacast
Unidentified44114
15:05:03
my name has changed...
windrider
15:05:19
Hello folks
windrider
15:05:30
hello, peeps
mullerbiker
15:05:38
windrider hi hope your eye is better
Unidentified44114
15:05:40
logging out to try and get a name i can keep
MaJiKman
15:05:49
Hi Doc, Do we now call you Rev. Doc Rock or Minister Doc Roc
windrider
15:05:58
mullerbiker, the operation went well
mullerbiker
15:06:10
windrider Cool
sencons
15:06:11
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Ewen
15:06:32
Welcome ‘New-eyed Pete’
Unidentified44114
15:06:51
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patrice
15:07:08
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jon
15:07:11
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jon
15:07:26
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jon_london
15:08:20
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jon_london
15:08:32
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sencons
15:08:42
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windrider
15:09:10
I had to kick the feed a couple of times to get it going
sencons
15:09:15
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sencons
15:09:30
back
patrice
15:09:52
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mullerbiker
15:11:50
They should hire Mega Mind
windrider
15:12:14
The new look: http://d.pr/i/sfQ2
mullerbiker
15:14:29
DocRock
15:15:06
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windrider
15:17:33
"steamed" panel
patrice
15:18:17
That too :P
mullerbiker
15:18:29
ljpuk if you come for a curry let me know come too.
ljpuk
15:18:52
mullerbiker will do
MacGeekPaul
15:19:35
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windrider
15:20:09
start up a special Patreon fund for it
mullerbiker
15:20:55
Its crawling drunk distance
maccast
15:21:11
that's the plan @Winrider?
sencons
15:21:29
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sencons
15:21:43
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maccast
15:22:07
Or @Windrider actually. 😉
patrice
15:22:51
I really don’t know why skype is only sending this shitty video… 7kb/s is about 1/10 of what should be possible...
campionuk
15:23:29
anyone else got a hung stream ?
MacGeekPaul
15:23:30
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MacGeekPaul
15:23:37
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windrider
15:24:34
campionuk no problem here
ibookery
15:24:54
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campionuk
15:24:55
reboot then.. cheers
campionuk
15:25:00
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mullerbiker
15:25:05
He released the dog from that cupboard
campionuk
15:25:13
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sencons
15:25:46
cable city
mullerbiker
15:26:11
The tatters would love his cable room all that copper
campionuk
15:27:05
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mullerbiker
15:27:13
DocRock lucky you dont have smelly cam he farted earlier and we had to repaint the key walls
campionuk
15:27:19
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Bigruss
15:28:06
there also mac mini shaped
Bigruss
15:28:25
and its due a upgrade
windrider
15:28:38
Also Airport Express-shaped
ibookery
15:29:07
Hexagons!
campionuk
15:31:05
Gutted to see likely no Apple TV hardware next week, for me it's the perfect "HUB" device to link into the Home app and IOT devices..
ibookery
15:31:18
Where's the world's thinnest iPod??
DocRock
15:31:25
Hahaha
windrider
15:32:52
new iPod will be so thing it's two-dimensional
ibookery
15:33:33
A roll-up iPod. Sign me Up
windrider
15:34:30
Yosemite that works properly would be nice
ibookery
15:35:30
need super insane compression format that'll let anyone stream 4K
patrice
15:36:07
That’s H.265 when it’s properly implemented
ibookery
15:36:43
XBox Paws!
patrice
15:36:50
:D
DocRock
15:38:08
Ihope i didnt stop anyones XboxOne
ljpuk
15:38:20
DocRock :)
mullerbiker
15:39:13
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patrice
15:39:16
LOL
ibookery
15:39:23
You forgots and 50% 'Always Right'
mullerbiker
15:39:23
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Bigruss
15:40:54
4k we still dont have all the tv channles in hd yet
ibookery
15:41:15
4K at 24fps :p
Bigruss
15:41:21
even on sky and virgin
sencons
15:42:07
yes, printed
ibookery
15:42:40
Haven't seen an HD Virgin :p
Bigruss
15:43:42
theres got to be a website for that ibookery
Bigruss
15:43:49
lol
mullerbiker
15:44:24
sencons
15:45:11
lost the background
ibookery
15:45:14
Slo-Mo is good. So is that Timelapse on the iPhone. I love timelapses
windrider
15:45:20
Nice!
sencons
15:45:25
oops
patrice
15:45:29
true ibookery
MacGeekPaul
15:45:30
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sencons
15:45:31
thanks doc
ibookery
15:45:36
Nobody puts Jony Ive in a white room :p
windrider
15:46:37
Titanium!
ibookery
15:46:38
Anyone have the Teletubbies hill background so Ewen can put into his background?
patrice
15:46:56
Back to Titanium?
ljpuk
15:46:59
ibookery :)
mullerbiker
15:47:03
Lets go back to blue translucent plastic
windrider
15:48:22
kangaroo leather
patrice
15:48:42
Not enough kangaroo on the earth :P
windrider
15:49:01
bastards are in plague proportions
ibookery
15:49:10
Apple to use Papier Mache for their hardware cases
windrider
15:49:50
I had a Suzuki car with plastic that was imitating the appearance of carbon fibre
DocRock
15:50:39
Weird Digital Crown fix will make you fear for your Apple Watch
ibookery
15:51:49
ClickBait
windrider
15:52:02
w@nkbait
patrice
15:52:37
:D
windrider
15:53:12
show title! "I picked up the mothers!"
ibookery
15:53:12
What did he do with Mothers :p
patrice
15:53:34
He’s a pick-up artist?
windrider
15:55:27
a bit far on short notice.....
patrice
15:55:35
same here
DocRock
15:56:04
maccast:I think LMUG is covered by their affiliation with Apple User Groups for 3 decades
ibookery
16:00:45
why does Adam sound like he's speaking into a soup can?
maccast
16:01:01
I do?
windrider
16:01:55
it's cheaper than a microphone
maccast
16:02:08
hey my mic input somehow got switched?
paulums
16:02:30
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paulums
16:02:43
Howdy
maccast
16:02:48
it wasn't that way the whole show though?
maccast
16:02:51
was it?
windrider
16:02:57
hi, paulums
campionuk
16:02:58
aye up Paulums
ibookery
16:04:58
Much richer vocals, Adam
maccast
16:05:23
was my mic off the whole show until now?
windrider
16:05:30
a bit like the G5 PowerBook
maccast
16:05:43
that would explain the "fan" noise
windrider
16:06:52
No, the USB C is the port
mullerbiker
16:06:58
Apple dumping Thunder Cat
samjr87
16:07:05
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windrider
16:07:50
it carries the T/Bolt over USB C-compatible instead of MiniDisplay
DocRock
16:08:26
Computers supporting the Thunderbolt 3 specification are expected to hit the market later this year. It's likely that it will require Intel's next-generation Skylake processors.
samjr87
16:08:47
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ibookery
16:09:10
ThunderCat being rolled into USB-C?
paulums
16:09:10
nice one mullerbiker
windrider
16:09:28
affirmative, ibookery
ibookery
16:09:49
One Port to rule over them all
ibookery
16:12:43
Please Please open up Apple Watch faces
patrice
16:13:04
or at least the complications
ibookery
16:13:29
Customizable Complications. So There
mullerbiker
16:15:48
Pedal File Chasing 5 year old
mullerbiker
16:16:29
Not as good as the band I found apps to play music with it
mullerbiker
16:16:45
and I cn upload pictures to my band
mullerbiker
16:17:01
and I heard you cn made into a light saber
windrider
16:18:25
Whorology
ibookery
16:18:29
Apple Overlord says: Stand Up
campionuk
16:18:52
DocRock, I thought you sat to whizz ?? #keepingtheladyhappy
mullerbiker
16:19:04
Stop keeping you iphone in the cooker
DocRock
16:19:09
office toilet
DocRock
16:19:27
that one is shared with like 50plus tennants
campionuk
16:20:05
DocRock, lol, in that case stand and whizz from distance..
mullerbiker
16:20:20
My Microsoft band recorded me :)
ljpuk
16:20:39
mullerbiker shhhhh
windrider
16:20:42
maybe you have to achieve a certain target before it starts adding
windrider
16:23:05
48-hour projectile leprosy
ibookery
16:23:12
Is Lactated Ringers some sort of Cover Band?
BronwynECG
16:23:52
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windrider
16:24:00
Lactated Ringers is my new retro Afro-punk electro-folk Slayer cover band.
mullerbiker
16:24:02
Should be lactated bangers
ibookery
16:24:14
I haz perfect gait :p
BronwynECG
16:24:23
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BronwynECG
16:24:34
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BronwynECG
16:25:17
Goo?
mullerbiker
16:25:34
The Bash is a meetup with drink and food and to meet people
ibookery
16:25:44
Where's my Star Trek Teleporter???
patrice
16:25:57
ibookery: I need that one too
mullerbiker
16:26:06
Ewen Hire the Latated Ringers!
paulums
16:26:09
CAN'T WAIT for the Bash!!!!
ibookery
16:26:32
I want to see the Suicidal Space Hoppers Race
mullerbiker
16:26:40
Steve Naybour cheats
campionuk
16:26:45
Ewen, do yo send actual tickets for the bash or will it be a case of my names on the list when I get there ? Also what is the start/end times ?
DocRock
16:26:54
Egg and Spoon sounds like a sleepover at Jeff Gamets flat
mullerbiker
16:27:16
campionuk ticket by email and list
campionuk
16:27:43
Cheers mullerbiker
windrider
16:28:03
Not having a Google Cardboard?
DocRock
16:28:16
Stand Up
ibookery
16:28:25
Go Jenson Button
mullerbiker
16:28:27
Hard drinks for the boys
patrice
16:28:37
No.. that’s the notification for the progress
ibookery
16:28:41
hmmm. Hard Cider
DocRock
16:28:43
Pimm's Cup...
mullerbiker
16:28:55
Played rugby with them....
BronwynECG
16:29:28
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fudge brownies
mullerbiker
16:29:30
Ohh those bRownies were the best....
BronwynECG
16:29:34
ACTION homer drool face 
mullerbiker
16:29:50
We still went for another curry after the bash :)
ibookery
16:30:05
someone get Don a tiara
campionuk
16:30:12
I'll be heading to the Kismet on the Sat night after the bash..
mullerbiker
16:30:53
campionuk I think you not be alone :)
campionuk
16:30:59
great stuff
windrider
16:31:36
I wonder if iTunes will get detuned
windrider
16:32:06
Spin off some of the iTunes features into separate apps
patrice
16:32:16
yes please
mullerbiker
16:32:30
ibookery
16:32:58
I want to get some Hawaiian money :p
BronwynECG
16:33:03
Ewen Texas and Hawaiians are foreigners XD
windrider
16:33:21
tw@
windrider
16:34:59
ibookery, you should check out NZ's Chatham Islands commerative currencey from 2000
windrider
16:35:21
$3, $7 & $15 notes, for example
mullerbiker
16:36:34
How do you download car board?
windrider
16:36:34
I got a cool thing: lack of cataracts in both eyes
ibookery
16:36:41
why the heck does someone need $3 and $7 notes??? windrider
sencons
16:37:04
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mullerbiker
16:37:07
windrider stop having Roman Soliers in your eyes then
patrice
16:37:08
ibookery: Starbucks?
windrider
16:37:16
ibookery, it was not legal tender, more a tourist-oriented joke
sencons
16:37:20
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ljpuk
16:38:03
mullerbiker its on the apps store
ljpuk
16:38:26
i did a search for all google apps given the apps store search is useless
mullerbiker
16:38:34
ljpuk hehe bad joke download cardboard..
ljpuk
16:38:44
:)
paulums
16:38:57
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BronwynECG
16:38:57
windrider
16:40:02
patrice
16:40:45
maccast
16:40:54
ljpuk
16:42:59
installing it now
windrider
16:43:36
just downloaded Spark, will look into it in the Mac User Group meeting later today
mullerbiker
16:43:58
I want one
windrider
16:45:52
Wall of Shame should be in the dumper
mullerbiker
16:47:58
Open the cutains... waether!
windrider
16:48:21
Wanted: a Reduce Transparency setting in Accessibility System Preferences that stays set. I have to reset it each time I log on
mullerbiker
16:48:45
Home automation you'll have your apple watches will do their fruit
GBRedneck
16:48:47
No you will end up broke Ewen
mullerbiker
16:49:10
Never get off the couch again
sencons
16:49:45
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DocRock
16:50:35
Did everybody just get a stand notifiction
patrice
16:50:49
We did
DocRock
16:51:17
I had read that as LJ Punk for the longest time :P ljpuk
campionuk
16:51:43
Ewen, was there a "new" thing to mention today ? You mentioned it last nights Big Show..
ljpuk
16:51:50
docrock :) i need to change it i think :)
mullerbiker
16:52:36
You will stand up when apple tells you too or else
windrider
16:52:43
Magic Trackpad works a lot better with batteries in it.
patrice
16:53:15
Wait.. it doesn’t work with unicorn tears??
patrice
16:53:17
FAIL!
patrice
16:53:29
:D
ibookery
16:53:41
Echo echo echo
mullerbiker
16:54:01
I suggested a bone mike
ibookery
16:54:16
Everyone send Ewen used eggcrates to mute out the wall reflections
shortsigh
16:55:43
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windrider
16:55:43
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ibookery
16:56:01
loads of Ramen nooooodles. And Ice Cream
BronwynECG
16:56:08
my comfort food is macaroni and cheese with sriracha hot sauce DocRock Ewen
GBRedneck
16:56:09
Peanut butter
DocRock
16:58:10
Example Short 23.976
glennbtn
17:01:31
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maccast
17:02:50
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
17:04:05
ewen!! sriracha is god in my mouth !! :P \m/
mullerbiker
17:04:08
porn cheese
mullerbiker
17:04:13
dick cheese
BronwynECG
17:04:47
siracha is the best hot sauce ever ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sriracha_sauce
ibookery
17:05:12
Gruyere? Blue Cheese?
BronwynECG
17:05:29
ewen ROFL
DocRock
17:05:38
ibookery
17:06:13
like eating Brussels Sprouts
campionuk
17:06:21
ewen, did you just declare "I like meat" ??
mullerbiker
17:06:43
Pigs Trotters
ibookery
17:06:59
Bacon Ice Cream?
ibookery
17:07:41
sunday roast w/ Yorkshire Pudding
mullerbiker
17:07:46
Go three meat roast
campionuk
17:07:51
lamb all the way...
ibookery
17:08:13
Goat?
ibookery
17:08:18
or Bunnies
Unidentified14026
17:08:28
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BTN_Links
17:08:28
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
17:08:53
game hen stuffed in a chicken that stuffed into a chicken
mullerbiker
17:09:05
sorry duck
DocRock
17:09:08
Chef's table Netflix
DocRock
17:09:12
amazing
BronwynECG
17:09:22
ewen DocRock my granny gave me lamb wihen I was a child and didn't tell me what it was at first. It tasted REALLy good and when she finally told me waht it is was I nearly melted down that I was eating shpp babies but then I kept eating it and got over THAT pretty fast XD
BronwynECG
17:09:41
sheep babies*
ibookery
17:10:32
Put on my magic helmet. Time to keeeel the wabbit
ljpuk
17:11:05
patrice docrock http://www.hairybikers.com/
ibookery
17:11:21
hmmm. Processed ham in a can
mullerbiker
17:12:34
A leather Guy been in the sun too long
ibookery
17:13:13
I do Casualty Kitchen. :P
DocRock
17:13:26
ibookery hahahaha
ibookery
17:14:25
is Ewen mesmerized?
campionuk
17:15:03
gonna have to bail guys, thanks for a great show
ibookery
17:15:08
Ewen recording this for 5 minutes of Food Porn?
DocRock
17:15:17
hahahahaha
mullerbiker
17:15:40
It all comes out in the Pinch though :)
BronwynECG
17:15:49
BronwynECG
17:15:57
crockpot recipes ^
mullerbiker
17:16:03
What grinds DocRocks gears
mullerbiker
17:16:17
Pork Belly is loverly...
BronwynECG
17:16:34
DocRock is Puerto Rican?! O.O
DocRock
17:16:37
BronwynECG Thaks Boo
DocRock
17:16:42
half
DocRock
17:16:47
Afro-Rican
DocRock
17:16:49
from NYC
DocRock
17:16:51
W00t
BronwynECG
17:17:03
DocRock Like my Dad says afRICAN XD
ibookery
17:17:17
Broccoli and Cauliflower center/stalks are delicious. Sweeter than the flowerlets
mullerbiker
17:17:17
Watch Patrices THING?
patrice
17:17:32
casualkitchen.net
BronwynECG
17:17:35
50 ways to feed your lover ? :P Nice!
ibookery
17:18:47
Cooking is Chemistry
mullerbiker
17:18:58
Ohh proper irish corned beef
BronwynECG
17:19:00
yep dudes. if you guys can make me turn RED from laughter my panties are YOURS :P XD
mullerbiker
17:19:22
Irish Corned beef hash with cabbage
ibookery
17:19:26
panties are horrible for stews
patrice
17:19:54
lol
patrice
17:19:55
true
mullerbiker
17:20:16
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BronwynECG
17:20:21
later Ewen good night
Bigruss
17:20:25
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BronwynECG
17:20:28
sleep well
GBRedneck
17:20:34
good show guy
GBRedneck
17:20:36
(s)
ibookery
17:20:37
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BronwynECG
17:20:38
later folks
patrice
17:20:41
Thanks guys for being awesome!
ljpuk
17:20:42
bye everyone
ljpuk
17:20:57
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BronwynECG
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