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joedemaxMacBook
3:29:12
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GBRedneck
7:02:55
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ljpuk
14:55:44
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campionuk
14:57:24
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campionuk
14:57:33
Howdy
ljpuk
14:57:53
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campionuk
14:58:00
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campionuk
14:58:14
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campionuk
15:00:33
stream is slick Ewen
GBRedneck
15:04:26
mac show?
campionuk
15:04:45
no, this is a test transmission GBRedneck
GBRedneck
15:04:48
aah ok
GBRedneck
15:04:53
just in the garden
campionuk
15:05:23
lol, Big Show tonight at 8pm.. first show since Ewen moved to the new gaff
GBRedneck
15:05:35
cool
GBRedneck
15:05:38
hi ewen btw
hewoh
15:12:44
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hewoh
15:13:56
is the show on at 20:00 today or is it being moved up or back?
hewoh
15:16:44
anyone? is the show on at 20:00 today or is it being moved up or back?
hewoh
15:22:54
no one here?
GBRedneck
15:23:01
they’re testing
hewoh
15:23:08
i see
hewoh
15:23:43
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hewoh
15:24:03
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mullerbiker
15:42:03
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mullerbiker
15:42:28
I can hear both
mullerbiker
15:42:54
Sitting in the grden nice sunny day
mullerbiker
15:47:20
Is it me or has it died
hewoh
15:47:45
audio dead
mullerbiker
15:50:31
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hewoh
15:51:31
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campionuk
16:01:00
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GBRedneck
19:08:11
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tommyontrip
19:14:07
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tommyontrip
19:14:29
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Ewen
19:20:22
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BTN_Links
19:21:54
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joedemaxMacBook
19:22:49
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rclyded
19:25:00
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DeepPan
19:27:11
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Ewen
19:30:38
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BronwynECG
19:32:02
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BronwynECG
19:32:12
hello :)
BronwynECG
19:32:23
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Ewen
19:32:30
Hello
DigitalAmoeba
19:32:32
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BronwynECG
19:32:43
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BronwynECG
19:32:50
ACTION facepalm
BronwynECG
19:33:07
force of habit page refresh >_<
DigitalAmoeba
19:33:40
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DigitalAmoeba
19:34:01
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DigitalAmoeba
19:37:07
@Ewen: Everything all good and ready with studio and tonight's show?
Ewen
19:37:36
Should be. I dont have you as being on tonights show Alan
DigitalAmoeba
19:37:47
Hi to all others in the chat room already :-)
BronwynECG
19:38:05
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Bronwyn
19:38:14
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DigitalAmoeba
19:39:18
Oh, okay Ewen, was going on email of cancel of moved Wed and then Paul lined those for that one would instead be tonight. No problem if you've already got a full panel
DeepPan
19:39:57
Evening campers! :)
DigitalAmoeba
19:40:22
Evening @DeepPan :)
BronwynECG
19:40:52
ummmm is the stream going? cause I don;t see it in Chrome. Checking firefox now
DocRock
19:40:59
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Ewen
19:41:21
www.britishtechnetwork.com
DeepPan
19:41:43
Switch to infrared
DigitalAmoeba
19:41:49
No video stream this end yet either at http://www.britishtechnetwork.com/LIVE
DeepPan
19:42:48
Much handle jiggling going on!
DigitalAmoeba
19:42:58
;-)
Ewen
19:43:03
Its coming
DocRock
19:43:33
TWSS
DocRock
19:43:38
or He said
DigitalAmoeba
19:44:09
Confirmed static picture now up on Stream :-)
BronwynECG
19:44:10
woot! I see video at least :)
DeepPan
19:44:31
I think I've spotted the Cool Thing that "someone" might suggest :-D http://www.engadget.com/2015/06/04/lovely-genital-activity-tracker/
BronwynECG
19:45:07
Something for Jeff DeepPan :P
DeepPan
19:45:51
Do the do it in his size BronwynECG? :-D
BronwynECG
19:46:03
hah! XD
DeepPan
19:46:10
Small, Medium, or Liar :D
BronwynECG
19:46:45
wobbly screen but are you saying anything Ewen? O.o
Ewen
19:47:04
not talking atm
DigitalAmoeba
19:47:05
We now have studio hand cam showing on video, not heard sound yet. Now back to static :-)
DocRock
19:47:18
Now sound meters were poppin on Logic so prolly not
DocRock
19:47:23
GB may
DocRock
19:47:26
maybe
BronwynECG
19:47:30
heya DocRock :)
DocRock
19:47:36
Aloha
BronwynECG
19:47:41
\m/
BronwynECG
19:48:52
wait DigitalAmoeba are you there in the studio with Ewen ? O.O
BronwynECG
19:48:53
yay Ewen face!! :D \o/
BronwynECG
19:49:12
still no audio
DigitalAmoeba
19:49:35
No Bronwyn I'm here at home in Wales :-)
BronwynECG
19:49:37
yep
DigitalAmoeba
19:49:40
SOUND :-)
DeepPan
19:49:41
yay
BronwynECG
19:49:46
yay!!
DocRock
19:49:47
yes
DocRock
19:49:53
first time in a month
ayzee
19:49:54
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BronwynECG
19:50:21
OMG Ewen you look much better now and not so squished looking :P
DocRock
19:50:28
@Ewen answer your damn DM
DocRock
19:50:43
hehehehe
DocRock
19:51:09
om IRC
BronwynECG
19:51:19
Ewen i didn't realize exactly HOW small your old office was before you posted that picture
DeepPan
19:51:43
Pizza? :)
BronwynECG
19:51:55
mmmmmmm deep pan pizza
BronwynECG
19:52:13
mullerbiker = gary?
DocRock
19:52:17
Holy SHIT, the delay in nil
DeepPan
19:52:22
yep, nothing thin & crispy here
DocRock
19:52:26
that shits cray
BronwynECG
19:52:37
oohhhhhhh :)
DocRock
19:52:38
Muller is Steve
BronwynECG
19:52:39
ACTION waves 
DocRock
19:52:55
take him off the screen asap please
joedemaxMacBook
19:52:56
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DocRock
19:52:59
my special eyes
paulums
19:53:28
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mullerbiker
19:53:30
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joedemaxMacBook
19:53:41
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DocRock
19:53:43
paulums :)
BronwynECG
19:53:45
not mistakes Ewen since you don't make any. Call them "learning experineces" :P
ljpuk
19:53:56
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joedemaxMacBook
19:54:06
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joedemaxMacBook
19:54:11
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DeepPan
19:54:21
Ewen, the noisegate might need a little tuning over next few shows, sounds a bit severe
ljpuk
19:54:26
Hey
BronwynECG
19:54:42
hello ljpuk
mullerbiker
19:54:42
I get you some sun screen
paulums
19:54:51
Evening all
BronwynECG
19:54:59
paulums !! :D
DocRock
19:55:01
Chicken take away is here
ljpuk
19:55:08
BronwynECG hi
DocRock
19:55:36
There is a reason that guy is a delivery dude Ewen
Ewen
19:55:55
Looks like youre in Alan
DocRock
19:55:58
youre face
DocRock
19:56:03
w00t woot
DeepPan
19:56:03
oooh, fine wine. suits you sir :)
DigitalAmoeba
19:56:27
Okay sure Ewen, just tell me what line. My normal 3?
BronwynECG
19:56:45
i hear lady voice. Is that Ewe's wife?
DigitalAmoeba
19:56:57
Okay sure
DeepPan
19:59:01
nice
BronwynECG
19:59:19
The only brush with a set is I accidentally walked through Dunkin Donuts shooting a commercial. I ran bodily into the mascot's 8 foot tall foulbreathed assitant XD
DeepPan
19:59:26
can't beat a bit peri-peri action
joedemaxMacBook
19:59:38
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mullerbiker
20:00:01
Use your teeth
joedemaxMacBook
20:00:12
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BronwynECG
20:00:38
Ewen accidentally hit wife in the head with bottle cap? O.o
DeepPan
20:00:58
wine & olives
DocRock
20:01:22
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DeepPan
20:01:30
told! :D
mullerbiker
20:01:34
DigitalAmoeba bought the wife a touch screen win 8.1 laptop folding £350 really good. Now 8.1 makes sence
BronwynECG
20:01:42
hi Sharon!! (ewen) :P
rclyded
20:02:26
Is there any way to increase the text size in chat.
KellyG
20:02:58
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DigitalAmoeba
20:03:22
Great to hear it Muller :-) With touchscreen hardware Windows 8.1 does make sense
BronwynECG
20:03:26
kellyG Ewen I DID see John Oliver on Sepp Blatter. Hilarious XD
KellyG
20:03:36
Brilliance
mullerbiker
20:04:24
DigitalAmoena might have to buy one for me :) My mother gave me her none touch screen one which is pants
mullerbiker
20:05:35
No he's a Swiz Wanker
mullerbiker
20:05:57
WHere Geoff when we are talking about wankers
BronwynECG
20:06:03
SHOWTITLE international wanker of misery XD
DigitalAmoeba
20:06:21
Windows 10 does good things in terms of making Keyboard + Mouse 1st party citizens again on non-touchscreens...Windows 8 is still ahead of it's hardware time in some respects (and too radical for many ;-)
DeepPan
20:06:33
don't mention the war!!
campionuk
20:06:33
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campionuk
20:06:39
Evening all !
BronwynECG
20:06:52
hello campionuk :)
JeffG
20:07:26
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BronwynECG
20:07:55
I watch way too much porn cause DP means something COMPLETELY different to me :/
mullerbiker
20:08:18
JeffG ypu missed all the wanker discussions
DeepPan
20:08:55
he likes the wedding cake
BronwynECG
20:09:01
hmmm Ewen's audio is quieter when he's in front of the camera but fine when he walks away :/
JeffG
20:09:44
Story of my life, mullerbiker
MaJiKman
20:10:00
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DeepPan
20:10:00
tap the mic
DocRock
20:10:05
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BronwynECG
20:10:18
yeah still a bit quiet or else DocRock is super loud
paulums
20:10:51
Hey campionuk
BronwynECG
20:11:03
okay audio better . TWIT has totally spoiled me on great audio
Streakmachine
20:13:04
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MrJosef
20:13:07
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BronwynECG
20:13:12
hey Streakmachine :)
Streakmachine
20:13:18
Greetings!
SwampRat
20:13:21
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KellyG
20:13:25
hi streka!
KellyG
20:13:30
or streak, you know whatever...
KellyG
20:13:31
(:
Streakmachine
20:13:35
'ello! :D
BronwynECG
20:13:53
hi Bryony/Ellis!! (ewen) :)
BronwynECG
20:13:56
ACTION waves
MaJiKman
20:14:05
good evening all
SwampRat
20:14:06
Howdy all :-)
carey934
20:14:16
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SwampRat
20:14:18
Echoy on the feed though
BronwynECG
20:14:26
slightly echoy Ewen but I wasn't gonna say anything
mullerbiker
20:14:26
Ewen been owened
DeepPan
20:14:59
Grand openning
brightstar2
20:15:22
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Unidentified29038
20:15:41
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Streakmachine
20:16:14
I need to ask Koenigsegg and see if I can come take a look around…
DeepPan
20:17:06
a likely story!
Streakmachine
20:17:14
Love the Galaga arcade cabinet in the background!
carey934
20:17:29
me too!
Andi
20:17:29
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Andi
20:17:48
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DeepPan
20:18:04
stop downloading the porn
DeepPan
20:18:23
at least while the show is on
Streakmachine
20:18:32
Sorry, I just love old arcade machines. :D
SwampRat
20:18:37
I'd rather see the wife. Not much of a gamer ;-)
campionuk
20:18:55
chat room packed tonight ! great to see !
Streakmachine
20:19:39
I was just about to ask about the App Camp for Girls fundraiser.
MaJiKman
20:20:09
new to this, not often can make the live shows
ibookery
20:20:22
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campionuk
20:20:39
Live is best if you can get on MaJiKman
DeepPan
20:20:50
Grand studio openning. Will Rod Hull be cutting a ribbon? :)
MaJiKman
20:21:25
Just the times its at, thing called work interfers
Streakmachine
20:21:57
Yeah, I know what you're talking about MaJiKman. Same here.
mullerbiker
20:22:07
Does Tony Stak have Norolk accent?
campionuk
20:22:07
or superheroes follow in the footsteps of @paulums ...
ibookery
20:22:07
if it is studio grand opening, where's the dancing llamas?
joedemaxMacBook
20:22:26
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Streakmachine
20:22:28
Or at least a small alpacka.
joedemaxMacBook
20:22:34
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paulums
20:22:44
campionuk I like you
DocRock
20:22:56
You guys have to address me as Reverand Doctor now - http://d.pr/i/14pZO
mullerbiker
20:23:17
DocRock I got one of them online :)
DeepPan
20:23:40
The Holy Doc
MaJiKman
20:24:32
If they all carry on like this its gonna be “The Big Bash Theory”
KellyG
20:24:36
I can marry people too. And I am not afraid to start like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEe1cTDbXHU
BronwynECG
20:24:47
The right revered Doctor Rock ? :P DocRock
JeffG
20:25:01
I need to restart my Mac. BRB, gang.
mullerbiker
20:25:07
I be over tomorrow I brink me computer
JeffG
20:25:13
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Streakmachine
20:25:19
Some day, I need to come for a visit, Ewen!
DeepPan
20:25:45
lovely accoustics
campionuk
20:25:48
nice Kazi...
campionuk
20:25:56
looks very comfy
Streakmachine
20:26:00
Good for a bit of opera, I think.
mullerbiker
20:26:11
Ewen keeps his accounts in the cooker
mullerbiker
20:26:31
(cooks the books geddit)
jufrojim
20:28:07
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JeffG
20:28:10
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SwampRat
20:28:15
Recently upgraded my bandwidth a bit. went from 6Mbps DSL internet to 50Mbps cable internet.
paulums
20:28:24
jufrojim there you are
jufrojim
20:28:30
hey mate
ibookery
20:28:48
Where's the garage full of Rolls and Jags?
jufrojim
20:28:49
hi everyone, sorry i'm a year late
BronwynECG
20:28:50
SHOW TITLE BTN Prime Minister XD
DeepPan
20:28:51
looks cool
BronwynECG
20:29:10
hey jufrojim !! \o/ :)
jufrojim
20:29:23
hey bronwyn!
MaJiKman
20:29:31
Whats tickled Kelly
campionuk
20:29:35
Bash is gonna be awesome
KellyG
20:29:41
ACTION wonders if she can finagle a ticket
ibookery
20:29:54
Kelly is eternally tickled :p
Streakmachine
20:29:55
The mental image of Don McAllister as the queen, I think, MaJiKman. :D
ljpuk
20:30:23
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ibookery
20:30:29
I don't dare do Google Photos yet
jufrojim
20:30:39
is it jumpy or is it me?
campionuk
20:30:58
Tad jumpy there Jufrojim
MaJiKman
20:31:07
Yes that works for me as well, not gonna be able to watch his show tomorrow without a titter.
SwampRat
20:31:08
Video degraded also
Streakmachine
20:31:21
Looked like the connection throttled to dial-up speeds, nearly.
KellyG
20:31:30
MaJiKman: I follow a fake twitter account: https://twitter.com/TheFuckingQueen
KellyG
20:31:45
and in my head hearing Don say some of that cracked me up (:
DeepPan
20:32:02
Nope, all they see is "free", don't ask any questions
Streakmachine
20:32:08
Quick answer, Paul: nope!
jufrojim
20:32:50
but even when companies offer 2-factor logins, people don't use it
DeepPan
20:33:32
Has anyone read the new iTunes T&C? :-D
jufrojim
20:33:33
i read the cortana T&Cs, which are terrible
ibookery
20:33:44
I keep hearing Piracy. Piracy Dashboard etc. :p
campionuk
20:33:50
There really is no such thing as free.. if the app/software is free then often its the user who becomes the product
DigitalAmoeba
20:34:15
Exactly right Campion
jufrojim
20:34:18
'free' means here have my personal data
jufrojim
20:34:34
hehe, yeah championuk
mullerbiker
20:35:29
I love Flicr best photo app for free
jufrojim
20:36:28
cortana t&cs - we need to access your data. we need to upload your data to our servers for anaylsis so we can provide you with a better service - and if i remember rightly some may be transfered to a third party
jufrojim
20:36:41
so i don't use it!
ibookery
20:37:25
think Ewen just got this podcast flagged mentioning planes and buildings like that :p
ibookery
20:38:55
and data mining of places and faces in your pictures
DeepPan
20:39:28
google wants all the raw data they can get their hands on, to improve their machine learning
ibookery
20:39:48
Skynet must be fed. Feed me, Seymour. Feeeeed me
jufrojim
20:40:16
post skynet, Microsoft releases Lumia 3310
Streakmachine
20:41:09
Oh yes, I should check out that Wolfram Alpha thingy that supposed to identify photo contents and stuff.
ibookery
20:41:34
Then Skynet will not who are the old fogies that are easier for Big Dog bot to chase down
DeepPan
20:41:45
google runs their phone service purely to get voice data to improve it's dictation systems. machine learning needs massive amounts of data to improve
paulums
20:41:52
Chatroom is rammed and I don't mean in a Jeff sense
campionuk
20:42:09
great to see chatroom so full paulums
jufrojim
20:42:29
yeah DeepPan, but data collection is ok, until it's misused
campionuk
20:42:44
but no Batwench tonight..
ibookery
20:42:45
There's 2 Unidentified in Chat. Is that FBI and GCHQ?
MaJiKman
20:42:58
Doc, that was almost the end of the sermon
DeepPan
20:43:44
jufrojim, data collection will always happen. if they do it to take ownership and resll, then it's not cool
DocRock
20:43:56
MaJiKman hahahaha
BronwynECG
20:44:13
OMG it's so hot in my bedroom here. >_<
jufrojim
20:44:36
good pickup ewen
ibookery
20:44:49
How many Zip drives can Google fill with all the data they have collected?
BronwynECG
20:44:53
ACTION mutters about computer >_< 
jufrojim
20:45:04
billions! ibookery
Streakmachine
20:46:22
Google secretly uses Amazon Mechanical Turk…
DeepPan
20:46:26
Google may well be using all the data to improve all their services, but their services are still free, so they're making their money somewhere
DeepPan
20:46:42
goggle even custom build their own servers
ibookery
20:47:21
I had SCSI Zips
jufrojim
20:47:27
weren't zips parallel port too?
Streakmachine
20:47:34
Dear fekk, SCSI…
DeepPan
20:47:47
now wash your hands! :D
ibookery
20:48:01
Click of Death. Show Title
ibookery
20:48:52
if anyone needs it I still have SCSI terminator in package
Streakmachine
20:49:18
Clicking drives? All of a sudden I'm reminded of the old IBM DeathStars.
MaJiKman
20:49:31
one of the company’s I worked for have all their achieve files on Zip and Jazz drives, Ha ha
ibookery
20:49:45
Tank Man
mullerbiker
20:50:01
Kelly Tank Girl
BronwynECG
20:50:04
I wonder whatever happened to Tank man
ibookery
20:51:05
Weak encryption is no encryption
ibookery
20:51:19
Time for peeps to watch Sneakers again. (the movie)
DeepPan
20:51:41
relationship status : It's complicated
ibookery
20:51:59
Kayne is dating Paypal??
jufrojim
20:52:17
Paypal turning into a proper online bank, they now offer transaction macchines for shops to take payment
BronwynECG
20:52:21
ibookery baby will be names Pay Buddy XD
paulums
20:52:32
Did eBay catch PayPal sleeping with ApplePay
MaJiKman
20:52:34
or Enemy of the State
paulums
20:52:46
Double Fuck that - show title
jufrojim
20:52:56
great movei majikman
DeepPan
20:53:00
I didn't even know paypal was still a thing
ibookery
20:53:26
I love phone surveys. NOT
BronwynECG
20:53:29
KellyG I KNEW this was gonna happed eventually and FOR YEARS avoided giving paypal my number. Until somebody stupidly decided to give paypal my number to sand me $20 >_< fuuuuccckkkkkk
mullerbiker
20:53:52
Hate Paypal
jufrojim
20:53:56
holy crap, yeah screw PP
jufrojim
20:54:32
sorry ewen, my Patreon donation uses PP
ibookery
20:54:40
Ebay had better make a way to pay for auctions and get money WITHOUT paypal
BronwynECG
20:54:46
my only gripe with paypal is SO MANY FEES
BronwynECG
20:55:30
universal coffe symbol? O.o
mullerbiker
20:55:31
Apple today said that it has nearly eliminated the backlog in Apple Watch orders, and would start selling some models in its retail stores within two weeks, or by June 18
DeepPan
20:55:31
Gareth Hunt! :D
ibookery
20:56:01
someone go setup BayPay
mullerbiker
20:56:20
BAC's is the only payment method I like
jufrojim
20:56:32
shame bitcoin isn't a bit more user friendly
MaJiKman
20:56:51
is he related to Mike Hunt?
BronwynECG
20:56:55
KellyG how do you spell taht? doowalla?
KellyG
20:57:24
dwolla
KellyG
20:57:29
and square cash
Ewen
20:57:37
jufrojim
20:57:41
mullerbiker
20:58:33
KellyG use Amazon Prime noone needs to pay :)
BronwynECG
20:58:38
ahhhhhhh
DeepPan
20:59:21
are they splitting because there are better pay methods now? ApplePay, GooglePay, etc
DeepPan
20:59:32
snap! :)
ibookery
20:59:38
Bezos Bucks??
jufrojim
21:00:01
rarely use ebay, amazon ftw
DeepPan
21:00:09
The Prime Minister has spoken :)
ibookery
21:00:13
I buy lots of stuff off Ebay. Got Sony cam off Ebay cheap. Love it
jufrojim
21:01:01
amazon should now sponsor BTN
BronwynECG
21:01:04
I've been on eBay for more thatn 10 years.... and I've have very few issues with it that weren't solved quite quickly. Almost feel like a pariah for saying this
SwampRat
21:01:08
I've never bought anything from ebay. heard too many horror stories to trust it.
mullerbiker
21:01:21
Apple today issued a global recall of its Beats Pill XL, citing a potential fire hazard in the small wireless speaker.Beats Pill XLAmazon"In rare cases, the battery in the Beats Pill XL Speaker may overheat and pose a fire safety risk. If you have a Beats Pill XL Speaker, please stop using it and ... send it to Apple," the Cupertino, Calif.-based company said on a recall page posted to its website.
DocRock
21:01:40
mullerbiker tomorrows show :p
mullerbiker
21:02:04
DocRock I be in the studio I think :)
campionuk
21:02:07
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BronwynECG
21:02:32
Ewen JeffG don't REMIND me about elgo sex toys. I'm sitll shaking from that :P
BronwynECG
21:02:37
logo*
jufrojim
21:02:39
hahaha DeepPan
BronwynECG
21:02:50
i can't spell today :D
ibookery
21:02:50
solar sails are great till you run out of sun, no?
BronwynECG
21:03:14
solar sails make me think of taht Deep Space 9 episode :D
econbob
21:03:28
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mullerbiker
21:03:30
Sisco Built one :)
BronwynECG
21:03:46
gaaaahhhhhhh mullerbiker beat me to it :D
jufrojim
21:03:52
yeah, try getting a *huge* bit of tinfoil, complete, into space
campionuk
21:04:01
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DeepPan
21:04:05
Ewen, have you ever tried tearing off one of those massive sheets of tin foil? Not easy :)
MaJiKman
21:04:34
Star Trek not real, YET
jufrojim
21:04:38
ewen, ST has inspired sci-fact. I believe there's an X-prize for a tricorderr
ibookery
21:04:42
does crinkled solar sail works goodly?
rclyded
21:04:43
Didn't it crash or was that a different solar plane?
SwampRat
21:04:51
Speaking of Star Trek, Nichelle Nichols suffered a minor stoke... http://www.trektoday.com/content/2015/06/nichols-suffers-stroke/
BronwynECG
21:05:02
HOW TITLE King's new Solar Sails :D
DocRock
21:05:12
SwampRat Nooooooo
DocRock
21:05:36
I love her and have had to pleasure to meet in person
DeepPan
21:05:52
We know what we don't know
SwampRat
21:06:00
DocRock: Hoping she has a speedy recovery
jufrojim
21:06:08
i thought the new James Webb telescope will use a solar sail
DeepPan
21:06:29
Windows 11? :D
jufrojim
21:06:35
haha
ibookery
21:06:36
Windows 9
MaJiKman
21:07:26
Is it packed by the same Chinese lady who packs all the electronic kit that you can never repack
ibookery
21:07:31
Now you can't even kill Terminator
jufrojim
21:08:04
that's awesome & scary
mullerbiker
21:08:05
DigitalAmoeba is this robot powered by Windows 10 ?
jufrojim
21:08:30
aliens got Beagle
ibookery
21:08:40
will the robot learn how to fake an injury or take a dive? (FiFa Bot)
mullerbiker
21:09:33
I think Beagle smoked too much and died
MaJiKman
21:09:55
The Fifa Bot has a poor forehand but the backhand is unbelivable
joedemaxMacBook
21:10:15
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DeepPan
21:10:15
stairs was our saviour!!
ibookery
21:10:21
Only thing that stopped the Daleds
ibookery
21:10:25
Daleks
mullerbiker
21:10:41
Rwen did you see the ISS last night was so cool though binos
DeepPan
21:10:41
Boston Dynamics?
joedemaxMacBook
21:10:45
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jufrojim
21:10:45
yeah, where is our hover board?
MaJiKman
21:10:55
No they have adapted
BronwynECG
21:10:58
i want an ASIMO so bad :D
BronwynECG
21:11:17
i should get a kickstart to get me an ASIMO :D
DeepPan
21:11:41
bah-doom-boom-cha :)
t
21:11:47
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BronwynECG
21:12:15
DocRock hahah XD I'll get right on that :P
DocRock
21:12:25
FIFA Mandatory OS is WIndows 10
ayzee
21:12:54
Is there a way to watch this live from an iPhone
BronwynECG
21:14:33
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ayzee
21:15:16
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MaJiKman
21:15:30
Im
ayzee
21:15:41
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MaJiKman
21:15:53
I'm sure your Son-in-law loves you too
jufrojim
21:16:05
sorry, your story made me think of this!!
mullerbiker
21:16:54
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I consider
campionuk
21:17:01
Read all the reviews on the Veet product.. they get funnier and funnier
econbob
21:19:08
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mullerbiker
21:20:32
Rabbitt isnt that the Gay TV vhannell on freeview
Ewen
21:21:18
No mate. Rabbit was a telephone system that had repeater at every shop on the high street for your home phone…or not
jufrojim
21:21:26
paulums, it's probably the host that pays, i.e. the uni or the shop, but they won't have to maintain it.
JeffG
21:21:32
I thought it was a vibrator.
ibookery
21:21:57
Japan has nothing like Comcast Customer Service
paulums
21:21:58
good point jufrojim - glad to have you back by the way
jufrojim
21:22:16
good to be back paulums :-)
DeepPan
21:22:16
the angle is if they have free wi-fi, your more likely to stay longer and buy more coffee, etc
ibookery
21:23:14
hmmm. Pineapple Ice Cream
DocRock
21:23:49
I cannot believe no one jumped o this
mullerbiker
21:24:13
ubble
DeepPan
21:24:49
is a minus number a bad thing? :)
jufrojim
21:24:57
oh yeah, i saw this, but i cna't participate (!)
SwampRat
21:25:01
Next 5 years?? I'm concerned about the next 5 MINUTES!! :-P
jufrojim
21:25:43
get out of the swamp, rat ;-)
SwampRat
21:26:23
jufrojim: With my diet and bad habits, wouldn't make any difference! ;-)
mullerbiker
21:26:25
Your five-year risk of dying is 2.8%
jufrojim
21:26:40
ditto :-s
campionuk
21:27:20
You have to be over 40 for the Ubble calc.. that must mean I have at least another 3 yrs minimum then...
SwampRat
21:27:32
Well, out for today... DTNS starting.... later!
Streakmachine
21:27:38
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DeepPan
21:28:02
interesting that the site collects cookies
SwampRat
21:28:18
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jufrojim
21:28:36
one day they'll be able to do genetic analysis at birth and predict ur date of death
MaJiKman
21:29:09
not with my local taxi driver it woudnt
rclyded
21:29:20
should ask if you have been to the doctor
DeepPan
21:29:24
show title "Just because you can measure it, should you?" :D
DeepPan
21:29:30
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DeepPan
21:29:42
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MaJiKman
21:29:46
Should you use Veet
DeepPan
21:30:16
Apple's website will be down on Monday!
ibookery
21:30:37
He's not dead yet? (Bring out the dead.)
DeepPan
21:31:27
I might go for a walk :D
ibookery
21:31:55
Do you have a PayPal account? Is that part of the questionaire?
mullerbiker
21:32:24
30 mins to ISS pass in UK
DocRock
21:32:37
what in te bloddy hell is a blue badge
DocRock
21:32:40
??
DeepPan
21:32:49
Another question on there, "Have you been involved in an accident at work that wasn't your fault?"
mullerbiker
21:33:09
Blue Badge is for people who drive who too lazy to walk and want to park anywhere
DeepPan
21:33:22
It's like a green badge, but it's blue. You're welcome :)
DocRock
21:34:00
Your five-year risk of dying is 0.7% http://d.pr/i/10INM
jufrojim
21:34:32
if i was 40, mine would be 0.8%
brightstar2
21:34:59
The live stream browser player you use now really bogs my machine down. Is there a VLC link?
rclyded
21:36:18
I live not far from Monkeys Eyebrow and Possum Trot
DocRock
21:36:27
they forgot Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
PaulW
21:37:08
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PaulW
21:37:26
Evening all
jufrojim
21:37:41
hey paulW
DeepPan
21:37:43
Jeff's version is "Who we do in the shadows" :)
JeffG
21:37:50
:)
campionuk
21:37:54
Evening PaulW
PaulW
21:38:14
I'm good. Tyred.
paulums
21:38:16
Hello PaulW mate
joedemaxMacBook
21:38:26
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MaJiKman
21:38:46
The Four Lions is a really surprising funny film
ayzee
21:38:51
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jufrojim
21:39:20
hang on, don't rechargable batteries output 1.2v?
DeepPan
21:39:35
How long before Duracell buys this company to shut it down?
jufrojim
21:39:46
buy hey if it works, that's awesome
jufrojim
21:40:25
no, duracel ulta
jufrojim
21:40:29
*ultra
ibookery
21:41:52
I want to try the low-discharge rechargeable batteries
brightstar2
21:42:27
what does the council do with our old batteries?
rclyded
21:42:54
I've been using enlope recharebles for the past three years, they work great.
jufrojim
21:43:38
:-P
brightstar2
21:44:42
carey has to run. He just seen his early death score
jufrojim
21:45:24
yeah, the bash!
PaulW
21:45:30
I AM, I AM!
campionuk
21:45:40
yep, I'll be there!
campionuk
21:45:48
on the Sat..
paulums
21:45:49
me too. me too!!!
jufrojim
21:46:01
me three!
mullerbiker
21:46:21
And Batwench on lego
MaJiKman
21:46:51
Yes but just for the Saturday.
mullerbiker
21:47:08
Que Music
jufrojim
21:47:31
haha! v.cool!
mullerbiker
21:47:48
Do they have some special bricks so sheldon only fits on his spot.?
mullerbiker
21:48:09
£60 pounds
MaJiKman
21:48:33
Thats my boys birthday pressie sorted
jufrojim
21:48:34
royalties
DeepPan
21:48:59
How much for a 3d printer? :)
MaJiKman
21:49:02
Dont they say the same about Apple
campionuk
21:49:14
We're in the process of moving house.. my wife thinks its so she can have a bigger kitchen, garden etc but its really so I can have a dedicated office and room for lego and my star wars stuff..
jufrojim
21:49:14
good idea DeepPan
DocRock
21:49:47
MaJiKman yes but there is no tech and innovation in plastibrix
DeepPan
21:50:06
No, Brix is the other stuff :D
mullerbiker
21:50:19
Ewen they miss the S of Maths and moved it to lego
PaulW
21:51:07
And don't start with Aluminium !
brightstar2
21:51:18
i will let them remove the s off brains
KellyG
21:51:21
Please let me go next I gotta go soon!
DeepPan
21:52:02
Lego - unapologetically plastic :)
jufrojim
21:52:03
Ooooo, foam board... :-|
mullerbiker
21:52:30
10 minutes to ISS
DeepPan
21:52:39
So, like the reception to the old BBC then? ;-)
MaJiKman
21:53:10
where are you mullerbiker?
ibookery
21:53:19
12345
mullerbiker
21:54:00
UK it was spectacular last night I thought it was a plane at first but with Binos I saw its flashing lights and the shape
jufrojim
21:54:22
thanks mulerbiker
MaJiKman
21:55:04
Just looked out clear sky
brightstar2
21:55:30
which direction for the ISS mullerbiker ?
PaulW
21:56:37
KellyG… Edinburgh?!?!?!
KellyG
21:56:43
YES
brightstar2
21:56:47
thanks
KellyG
21:56:54
I want to too.
DeepPan
21:57:25
and don't take picture of it and post it to a cloud service :-D
PaulW
22:00:39
I got one, loved it.
MaJiKman
22:00:49
if you use Star Walk you can see it coming
mullerbiker
22:01:35
MajKkman Its so bright at moment you cant miss it
PaulW
22:01:42
I don't use mine anymore as i like to type on the laptop (don't like external keyboards) so couldn't do that with the Roost DocRock
DocRock
22:02:03
see the new one PaulW
DocRock
22:02:16
goes flat almost flat too
PaulW
22:03:17
I use the ParcSlope from Twelvesouth now.
mullerbiker
22:03:44
ISS now
PaulW
22:04:09
Its frikkin heavy though, might look at 2.0 to see if i can type on it.
jufrojim
22:04:10
looking out the window for it
DocRock
22:04:58
Ewenda.com
DocRock
22:05:08
Drunkcastonline
jufrojim
22:07:41
does it wobble the pint ewen?
mullerbiker
22:07:49
next iss 80 mins
PaulW
22:08:29
DocRock Ewenda.com?
DeepPan
22:08:31
Buttery smooth
PaulW
22:08:49
Ahh
MaJiKman
22:08:59
brilliant, with a good pair of binoculars you can even make out the different solar panels got to try that with the iPhone time lapse tomorrow
PaulW
22:09:37
Ewen you need to mention Patreon?
PaulW
22:09:45
And 100TB
mullerbiker
22:09:59
Planets Venus and Jupiter shining brightly in the west and the ISS be back in 90 minutes
jufrojim
22:10:07
good to see / hear / chat with ya'll again!
PaulW
22:10:10
Ewen Sorry I was not here.
patrice
22:10:11
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MaJiKman
22:10:21
Dont forget, if your in London next Monday, come along to the Tiger Tiger bar in Piccadilly and watch the WWDC keynote with the LMUG event team.Starts at 5:30
mullerbiker
22:10:31
Told Batwench you named the show after her :)
mullerbiker
22:11:09
Get mugged in Tiger Tiger
mullerbiker
22:11:41
No apple TV again
DeepPan
22:12:23
Pinch time?
DeepPan
22:12:29
top show
MaJiKman
22:12:34
Thanks guys first time through a whole live show
DeepPan
22:13:23
that on blutooth or local wifi?
MaJiKman
22:13:47
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DeepPan
22:15:09
FIFA :)
DeepPan
22:15:31
Sepp Blatter, what a w*nker! :)
ibookery
22:15:46
Have you blattered an official today?
PaulW
22:16:09
Who bribed you guys to talk about Fifa?
jufrojim
22:16:32
just shut it down
mullerbiker
22:16:51
Jack Warner changes his story more than his under pants
PaulW
22:17:24
Does anybody really care about Soccer, could just shut it down, no one would notice
ibookery
22:17:34
Sochi
DigitalAmoeba
22:17:40
Death toll of Qatar vs other countries building for world cup
DocRock
22:17:57
thanks deep pan
KellyG
22:18:10
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jufrojim
22:18:11
that's crazy digitalamoeba
ibookery
22:18:13
FIFA is name of Ewen's poodle
DeepPan
22:18:18
I did :D
DeepPan
22:19:00
Keep in mind that FIFA is a non-profit organisation!
mullerbiker
22:19:30
paulums follows the tracktor F1
paulums
22:19:45
mullerbiker i do i do
PaulW
22:19:55
There are at least 22 dildos involved in every football match?!
campionuk
22:20:12
and how the hell can blatter say he didnt know it was going on ?? How can a leader of an organisation claim no accountability ??
jufrojim
22:20:15
Fifa cannot sit by and see greed rule the football world. Nor shall we. ~ Sepp Blatter
jufrojim
22:20:45
bollocks!
PaulW
22:21:11
I have 4 kilts
DeepPan
22:21:13
small turnout? :-D
mullerbiker
22:21:23
FBI arrested them cause nobody wanted another World Cup in USA with no crowrds
PaulW
22:21:25
I have 3 legs
mullerbiker
22:21:42
PaulW is a Tripod
DeepPan
22:21:44
love it :D
DeepPan
22:22:21
dregging!
jufrojim
22:23:04
got a link docrock?
jufrojim
22:23:22
cheers!
DeepPan
22:23:37
so this is classes as a business meeting and expensed :)
DigitalAmoeba
22:23:39
Not available in UK Doc :'(
DeepPan
22:23:42
later all, good show
campionuk
22:23:46
night all, thanks for another great show
mullerbiker
22:23:46
PaulW is anything worn under the kilt or is it in working order
paulums
22:23:47
chatroom you're all awesome!
campionuk
22:23:50
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Ewen
22:23:56
Thanks Everyone
ibookery
22:23:57
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jufrojim
22:23:59
g'nite, great show thx!
Ewen
22:24:00
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DeepPan
22:24:00
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Unidentified7346
22:24:13
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BTN_Links
22:24:13
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paulums
22:24:15
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jufrojim
22:24:28
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Unidentified29038
22:24:53
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mullerbiker
22:25:12
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JeffG
22:25:12
Bye, gang!
DigitalAmoeba
22:25:26
Bye all! :-)
JeffG
22:25:46
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22:25:47
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22:26:01
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Unidentified20980
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22:37:24
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DocRock
22:46:08
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brightstar2
23:11:04
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